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jh_haroon
Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread
Two sardar brothers buy two horses for them and bring them to there home. Both of them was thinking how to make a difference in between them so each sardar uses his own horse.
After a long time of thinking big brother shouted happily
"I got it"
younger brother ask "what?"
Older brother let we cut the tail of one horse so we can easily differentiate between them. Younger brother agree with him and they cut the tail of one horse.
Next day when the wake up they find that some one also cut the tail of other horse.
They think again and find if they cut the ear of one horse they can easily differentiate between them. They do this.
Next day when they wake up they find that some one also cut one ear of other horse.
Now they think again. At least the younger brother got the answer.
Think what?
Injh kerday aan, chitta ghora tusi rakh lo tay kala mein rakh lenda aan.
(You take the white one and i take black horse)
Two sardar brothers buy two horses for them and bring them to there home. Both of them was thinking how to make a difference in between them so each sardar uses his own horse.
After a long time of thinking big brother shouted happily
"I got it"
younger brother ask "what?"
Older brother let we cut the tail of one horse so we can easily differentiate between them. Younger brother agree with him and they cut the tail of one horse.
Next day when the wake up they find that some one also cut the tail of other horse.
They think again and find if they cut the ear of one horse they can easily differentiate between them. They do this.
Next day when they wake up they find that some one also cut one ear of other horse.
Now they think again. At least the younger brother got the answer.
Think what?
Injh kerday aan, chitta ghora tusi rakh lo tay kala mein rakh lenda aan.
(You take the white one and i take black horse)
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread
The Lost Hat
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he
saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad
you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?"
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced
me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat
just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I
also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he
would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after
Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's
hat. What changed your mind?"
Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I
decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou
Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than Burn
in Hell, right?"
Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left me hat."
The Lost Hat
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he
saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad
you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?"
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced
me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat
just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I
also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he
would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after
Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's
hat. What changed your mind?"
Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I
decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou
Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than Burn
in Hell, right?"
Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left me hat."
muhraheel
Banned
What is 710......... ..?
This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars....But there always are (a lot of) exceptions!!
Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked,"What is a seven-hundred- ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is.........
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This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars....But there always are (a lot of) exceptions!!
Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked,"What is a seven-hundred- ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is.........
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jh_haroon
Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
Re: What is 710......... ..?
Believe me or not
But its truth that im a man.
But
Sorry to say that i cant under stand this.
But
Tell you what
My wife was with me when i was seeing this picture and she told me that's its OIL upside down and look like 710
Moral: This doesn't mean all women are stupid (Some time man can also be , but only some time) :)
Believe me or not
But its truth that im a man.
But
Sorry to say that i cant under stand this.
But
Tell you what
My wife was with me when i was seeing this picture and she told me that's its OIL upside down and look like 710
Moral: This doesn't mean all women are stupid (Some time man can also be , but only some time) :)
Night_Hawk
Siasat.pk - Blogger
Re: What is 710......... ..?
:)Stupidity is not limited to any gender. :)
We all can make such mistakes. :):)
:)Stupidity is not limited to any gender. :)
We all can make such mistakes. :):)
Night_Hawk
Siasat.pk - Blogger
Classified
Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Crazy chinese pole
real crazy thing of china which fascinates me is their PLA !
when i first saw clips of PLA Parade , thought these are some computer generated graphics lol
real crazy thing of china which fascinates me is their PLA !
when i first saw clips of PLA Parade , thought these are some computer generated graphics lol
muhraheel
Banned
Husband & Wife ? Very Funny
A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her
husband burst into the kitchen.
Careful Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! Youre cooking too
many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh
my God! Where are we
going to get more butter? Theyre going to stick! Careful Careful!!! I
said be careful! You never listen to me when youre cooking! Never! Turn
them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Dont forget to
salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the
salt! The salt!
The wife stared at him and asked, What the heck is wrong with you? You
think I dont know how to fry a couple of eggs?
The husband calmly replied, I wanted to show you what it feels like when
Im driving with you in the car.
A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her
husband burst into the kitchen.
Careful Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! Youre cooking too
many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh
my God! Where are we
going to get more butter? Theyre going to stick! Careful Careful!!! I
said be careful! You never listen to me when youre cooking! Never! Turn
them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Dont forget to
salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the
salt! The salt!
The wife stared at him and asked, What the heck is wrong with you? You
think I dont know how to fry a couple of eggs?
The husband calmly replied, I wanted to show you what it feels like when
Im driving with you in the car.
Adeel
Founder
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Family Problems !!!
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their
family problems.
Shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American, 'We have problem in India we cant marry the one whom we love, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'
The American said, talking about love marriages... In America We can marry the one whom we love I'll tell you my story. 'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.'
The Indian fainted........!!!
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their
family problems.
Shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American, 'We have problem in India we cant marry the one whom we love, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'
The American said, talking about love marriages... In America We can marry the one whom we love I'll tell you my story. 'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.'
The Indian fainted........!!!
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Best Political Joke For Juma----Ceiling Fan
Indian MOM
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a
girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommatewas. She had long
been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only
made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate
than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You
don'tsuppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but
I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she
was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by
now under the pillow...
Love,
Mom.
Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian !
Indian MOM
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a
girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommatewas. She had long
been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only
made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate
than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You
don'tsuppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but
I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she
was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by
now under the pillow...
Love,
Mom.
Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian !
Re: Best Political Joke For Juma----Ceiling Fan
great one......cha gaye aap!!!!!!!!!
(clap) (clap) (clap)
great one......cha gaye aap!!!!!!!!!
Tilloo
MPA (400+ posts)
Poor Husbands
Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
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"Husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck,
and whichever way she turns, he goes."
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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
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Wife: What will you give me
if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...
[hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar]
Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
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"Husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck,
and whichever way she turns, he goes."
*****************************
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
*********************************
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
*************************************
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
*****************************************
Wife: What will you give me
if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...
[hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar]
Wadaich
Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: Poor Husbands
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:You_Rock_Emoticon::You_Rock_Emoticon::You_Rock_Emoticon:
:swordfight::swordfight::swordfight:
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