Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[Zionist Hindu]

Re: Confusing Name

mu ha ha ha ha .... good one :)

 

[canadian]

Why Bill Gates may decide to sell off Microsoft !!!

Why Bill Gates may decide to Sell OFF Microsoft????????
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer.​

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
10. You provide 'My Network Places'.. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Last one:
­Sir, your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS??????

 

[staray khaatir]

Re: Confusing Name

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Malik495]

Re: Why Bill Gates may decide to sell off Microsoft !!!

hahahahahahahahahahah so hilariousssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[staray khaatir]

Re: Why Bill Gates may decide to sell off Microsoft !!!

hahahahaha

 

[muhraheel]

Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

? Americas Funniest home Videos

 

[muhraheel]

Chingqi Stunt

 

[harisuae]

Re: Chingqi Stunt

pakistan main Talent ki koi kami nahi...................

 

[Wadaich]

پینڈو

If anybody finds my loving brother "PAINDO" anywhere loitering in the village streets or after his cows, ask him:

پینڈو! ایے شکیت توں تے نہیں کیتی؟
​

 

[harisuae]

Re: Why Bill Gates may decide to sell off Microsoft !!!

Now he should seriously sell Microsoft...............................

 

[jh_haroon]

Re: Chingqi Stunt

"Pakistani Knight Rider"

 

[Night_Hawk]

Re: Chingqi Stunt

Very Good stunt. Thank you for posting.
It is true that Pakistani's have talent, they need to put that talent to work to get-rid of hatred.

 

[barhaich]

Re: Chingqi Stunt

Love you Pakistan.

 

[saju78]

Re: Confusing Name

hahhahahahahh funny

 

[super power]

Re: Confusing Name

hahhahahahahh funny

Question :Why did Nawaz Sharief decide to have only 4 kids?

Answer : Because he'd read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese.
​

 

[super power]

Re: Confusing Name

Surinder's uncle was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks!"
So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked.
The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, "Milk of India!"
The the uncle took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. "And what is that dish?" asked the curious American.
"Wheat of India!" replied the uncle proudly.
Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the American.
"What is it?" asked the American.
"Sweet of India!" replied the old man.
After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "Pooooooooot!" from the uncle.
"What was that?" asked the American in disgust.
The old man replied coolly, "That's Air India!"

 

[canadian]

Re: پینڈو

If anybody finds my loving brother "PAINDO" anywhere loitering in the village streets or after his cows, ask him:

پینڈو! ایے شکیت توں تے نہیں کیتی؟
​

Paindoo Bhai lassi pee key soota pai hai.

 

[canadian]

Re: Its Dark In Here

[FONT=&quot]A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, ' Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball..'

Man: 'That's nice'

Boy: 'Want to buy it?'

Man: 'No, thanks.'

Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'

Boy: '$250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'

Man: 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy: '$750'

Man: 'Sold.'

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'

The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'

Boy: '$1,000'

The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door..

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now.'[/FONT]

Thanks.That's hillarious !!!

 

[canadian]

Re: Best Political Joke For Juma----Ceiling Fan

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   Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
   Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:
   
   

   

   
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[canadian]

Re: Best Political Joke For Juma----Ceiling Fan

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend
his eternity.

He goes to Germany Hell and asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks
out the USA Hell as well as the Russian Hell and many more. He discovers
that they are all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the PAKISTANI Hell and finds that there is a long line
of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The PAKISTANI devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells so why are there so
many people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

"Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not
work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is
comfortable to sleep on. And the PAKISTANI devil used to be a civil
servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for
private business."

SO YOU SEE...IT PAYS TO BE A PAKISTANI!




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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend
his eternity.

He goes to Germany Hell and asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks
out the USA Hell as well as the Russian Hell and many more. He discovers
that they are all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the PAKISTANI Hell and finds that there is a long line
of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The PAKISTANI devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells so why are there so
many people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

"Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not
work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is
comfortable to sleep on. And the PAKISTANI devil used to be a civil
servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for
private business."

SO YOU SEE...IT PAYS TO BE A PAKISTANI!

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