Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[PAINDO]

Re: Haye ni Jawaniay ,must watch

ran tamko chhkni te hakam vadi khor sadqe puter jina de ladly tarti una de chor

 

[Geek]

Don't leave your laptop with your grandmother

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=254834834219

 

[simple_and_peacefull]

Re: Lahoris Random, Interesting Clips Thread

Aitazaz Ahsan in Punjabi

Thanks for funny clip I enjoyed it.

 

[KhanHaripur]

Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

 

[simple_and_peacefull]

Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

Never seen such a simple message so brilliantly presented!

A verybeautifull and advisable clip for us to treat our parents.

Thank you very much

 

[simple_and_peacefull]

Re: Love your mother..

This top of top clip. It's make me cry and remind me a worstest mistake I had done in my childhood time.... I beg Allah for forgivence....

 

[simple_and_peacefull]

Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

A beautiful way to remind us about prayer we forget in love of this temporary world. Allah may guide us.

 

[barshad]

Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

Teacher:
Beta Billi Ki awaz nicaloo

Bacha:
Meouw! Meouw!

Teacher:
Good ab Kutte ki awaz nicalo

Bacha:
Pakistan Khapey, Pakistan Khapey.

Teacher: Excellent!

 

[muhraheel]

Einstein Joke - Very Funny

Einstein Joke Very Funny

Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldnt find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasnt there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldnt find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldnt find it.

The conductor said, Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. Im sure you bought a ticket. Dont worry about it.

Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.

The conductor rushed back and said, Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, dont worry, I know who you are. No problem. You dont need a ticket. Im sure you bought one.

Einstein looked at him and said, Young man, I too, know who I am. What I dont know is where Im going.

 

[muhraheel]

How to Fail a Test with Dignity & Humor!!

 

[barhaich]

Re: How to Fail a Test with Dignity & Humor!!

hahahahha this is hilarious.

 

[muhraheel]

Job Satisfaction

Son : Dad, I Want To Join Bajaj Allianz.

Dad : Beta, What is the salary you will get?

Son : 1000 Rupees Per Month Only.

Dad : Only 1000 per month? How will you manage?

Son : No Problem Dad

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Who Says Money is everything,

its the JOB SATISFACTION at the end of the day . right ???

 

[Spartacus]

Women and Technology

Women and Technology

 

[Hazik]

Re: Job Satisfaction

hahahahahah.....
v.funny indeed..........
thanks for sharing

 

[Malik495]

Re: Job Satisfaction

gazoo ji 500 men tayyar hain hahahahahahahahahah

 

[Pakdefenders]

Re: Job Satisfaction

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[omerkashmiri]

Re: How to Fail a Test with Dignity & Humor!!

i loved the definition of free press. its hilarious

 

[muhraheel]

Wonderfully described definitions.......

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!


DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on


ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before


CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read

SMILE:
A curve that can give the feel of spring in autumn !


OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life


YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth


ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions


PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead


DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip


PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!


CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

 

[barhaich]

Re: Wonderfully described definitions.......

:lol::lol::lol:good post

 

[Naima]

Re: Wonderfully described definitions.......

Very interesting.....