stargazermal
Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
Re: LOL - This Dog is more than Smart
very smart dog. They say Dogs have intelligence level of a 2 yr old kid
very smart dog. They say Dogs have intelligence level of a 2 yr old kid
Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS
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canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread
Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.' A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
Abdul Hakeem
Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
A Memon Salesman in London
A Memon Salesman in London
A keen immigrant Memon lad applied for a salesman's job at London's premier downtown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world -- you could get anything there. The boss asked him, 'Have you ever been a salesman before?'
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, 'You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!'
'No' answered the salesman, 'he came in to buy a box of sanitary napkins for his wife. I told him, 'Your weekend is screwed any way, you might as well go fishing.'
A Memon Salesman in London
A keen immigrant Memon lad applied for a salesman's job at London's premier downtown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world -- you could get anything there. The boss asked him, 'Have you ever been a salesman before?'
'Yes sir, I was a salesman in Karachi in Pakistan, replied the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, 'You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you.'
The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And finally 6:00 pm came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, 'How many sales did you make today?''Sir, Just ONE sale.' said the young salesman. 'Only one sale?'
blurted the boss. 'No! No! You see here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. ' If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way 'How much was the sale worth?' 'Three hundred thousand, three hundred and thirty four pounds' said the young Memon
'What? How did you manage that?' asked the flabbergasted boss.
'Well', said the salesman 'this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to our automotive department and sell him that new Deluxe SUV 4X4 Blazer. I then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about 100 pound sterling worth of groceries and two cases of beer.
The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And finally 6:00 pm came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, 'How many sales did you make today?''Sir, Just ONE sale.' said the young salesman. 'Only one sale?'
blurted the boss. 'No! No! You see here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. ' If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way 'How much was the sale worth?' 'Three hundred thousand, three hundred and thirty four pounds' said the young Memon
'What? How did you manage that?' asked the flabbergasted boss.
'Well', said the salesman 'this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to our automotive department and sell him that new Deluxe SUV 4X4 Blazer. I then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about 100 pound sterling worth of groceries and two cases of beer.
'No' answered the salesman, 'he came in to buy a box of sanitary napkins for his wife. I told him, 'Your weekend is screwed any way, you might as well go fishing.'
Abdul Hakeem
Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
How to call the police when you're old...
Creative thinking:
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light onin the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Georgeopened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there werepeople in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Thenthe police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock yourdoors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealingthings from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them nowbecause I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed upat the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT!
Don't mess with old people.
Live well, laugh often, love much . . !
Creative thinking:
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light onin the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Georgeopened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there werepeople in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Thenthe police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock yourdoors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealingthings from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them nowbecause I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed upat the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT!
Don't mess with old people.
Live well, laugh often, love much . . !
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 2
This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!
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A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...
The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'
It looks quite simple, but the truth is...
When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)
Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'
Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha....
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!
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A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...
The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'
It looks quite simple, but the truth is...
When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)
Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'
Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha....
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
Geek
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread
1 Raat Hazrat PEER ALTAF BHAI
Al-Maroof M.Q.M
(Pistol Walay BaBa)
Ek Shakhs K Khwab Myn Aaye
Aur Kaha:
Jo Shakhs Apny Elaqay Myn 12 TT Pistol Taqseem Kry Ga
Usay Jald 9-Zero Ki Zyart Naseeb Hogi
Plz
Ignore Mat Krna
Burns Road Pe Ek Shakhs Ny Isay Jhoot Smjha
Uski bori bnd lash mili
Ek Shakhs Ny Iska Mazaq Uraya To
Uska Mobile Chhin Gya
Orangi Town Myn Ek Doodh Waly Ny Isay Sach Samjha
Aur Isay 20 Logon Ko Send Kr Dia Wo
"CITY NAZIM" Ban gia.
(serious)(serious)(serious)
1 Raat Hazrat PEER ALTAF BHAI
Al-Maroof M.Q.M
(Pistol Walay BaBa)
Ek Shakhs K Khwab Myn Aaye
Aur Kaha:
Jo Shakhs Apny Elaqay Myn 12 TT Pistol Taqseem Kry Ga
Usay Jald 9-Zero Ki Zyart Naseeb Hogi
Plz
Ignore Mat Krna
Burns Road Pe Ek Shakhs Ny Isay Jhoot Smjha
Uski bori bnd lash mili
Ek Shakhs Ny Iska Mazaq Uraya To
Uska Mobile Chhin Gya
Orangi Town Myn Ek Doodh Waly Ny Isay Sach Samjha
Aur Isay 20 Logon Ko Send Kr Dia Wo
"CITY NAZIM" Ban gia.
(serious)(serious)(serious)
Civil war between husband and wife
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? Husband: A lovely Push...! and the life goes on.....
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? Husband: A lovely Push...! and the life goes on.....
Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 2
Rattey ke baad yehi hoga..
This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!
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A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...
The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'
It looks quite simple, but the truth is...
When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)
Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'
Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha....
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
Rattey ke baad yehi hoga..
Pakistan_1st
Councller (250+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread
1 Murghi ne 3 Anday Diye,
Or Dua Mangi k meri olaad siasatdaan banay.
Jb 1 Anda Tuta to Asif ali Zardari Nikla,
Jb dosra Tuta to Nawaz Sharif Nikla,
Jb 3rd Anda Tuta hi Nhin to
...Murghi Preshan Hogai,
Itnay Main Anday Say
Awaz ie
"Ammi jan Me altaf Hun, sirf phone, pe hi rabta ho ga"
1 Murghi ne 3 Anday Diye,
Or Dua Mangi k meri olaad siasatdaan banay.
Jb 1 Anda Tuta to Asif ali Zardari Nikla,
Jb dosra Tuta to Nawaz Sharif Nikla,
Jb 3rd Anda Tuta hi Nhin to
...Murghi Preshan Hogai,
Itnay Main Anday Say
Awaz ie
"Ammi jan Me altaf Hun, sirf phone, pe hi rabta ho ga"
QaiserMirza
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
A Classical Chinese Song
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Recommended to watch till end.
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Jack Sparrow
Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Chinese Qawwali
:astagh::astagh::astagh:
:astagh::astagh::astagh:
Re: Chinese Qawwali
kabhi koi achi post b send kar diya karo,har waqt fitna aur takhreebi post hi send kartay ho,,
kabhi koi achi post b send kar diya karo,har waqt fitna aur takhreebi post hi send kartay ho,,
