lllcolumbuslll
Banned
Re: funny cats
لگتا ھے پاکستان کے حالات ٹھیک ھو گئے ھیں۔
لگتا ھے پاکستان کے حالات ٹھیک ھو گئے ھیں۔
Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS
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shaheedchoudry
Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Prime Time Investigate Dodgy CABS
And what is this post got to do with siasat.pk.......................
And what is this post got to do with siasat.pk.......................
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread
The Hormone Guide
The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS
SAFER
SAFEST
ULTRA SAFE
What's for
dinner?
Can I help you
with dinner?
Where would you like
to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.
Are you
wearing that?
You sure
look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine
What are you
so worked up about?
Could we be
overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some wine.
Should you be
eating that?
You know, there are
a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.
What did you
DO all day?
I hope you didn't
over-do it today.
I've always loved you
in that robe!
Here, have some wine.
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one :
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this information to your lady friends and those who might need a good laugh and men who need a warning.
.
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS
SAFER
SAFEST
ULTRA SAFE
What's for
dinner?
Can I help you
with dinner?
Where would you like
to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.
Are you
wearing that?
You sure
look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine
What are you
so worked up about?
Could we be
overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some wine.
Should you be
eating that?
You know, there are
a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.
What did you
DO all day?
I hope you didn't
over-do it today.
I've always loved you
in that robe!
Here, have some wine.
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one :
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this information to your lady friends and those who might need a good laugh and men who need a warning.
.
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread
Some Quotations for Bachelors
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Sacha Guitry)
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
(Hemant Joshi)
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. (Dumas)
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? (Sigmund Freud)
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. (Anonymous)
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
(Henry Youngman)
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
(Sam Kinison)
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." (James Holt McGavran)
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." (Patrick Murray)
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. (Nash)
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... (Anonymous)
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
(Henny Youngman)
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield).
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
(Milton Berle).
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
(Anonymous)
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." (Anonymous)
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Some Quotations for Bachelors
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Sacha Guitry)
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
(Hemant Joshi)
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. (Dumas)
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? (Sigmund Freud)
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. (Anonymous)
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
(Henry Youngman)
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
(Sam Kinison)
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." (James Holt McGavran)
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." (Patrick Murray)
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. (Nash)
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... (Anonymous)
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
(Henny Youngman)
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield).
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
(Milton Berle).
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
(Anonymous)
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." (Anonymous)
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
swing
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband:What was THAT for?
Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
Wife:Sorry!
Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
Husband:Why?
Wife:Your Horse PHONED!
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband:What was THAT for?
Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
Wife:Sorry!
Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
Husband:Why?
Wife:Your Horse PHONED!
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread
Universal Laws
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of bio mechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
Universal Laws
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of bio mechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
Jack Sparrow
Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: monkey teasing tiger
Based on real story of (Monkey Quomi Movement) and PMLN .
Based on real story of (Monkey Quomi Movement) and PMLN .
billo786
Senator (1k+ posts)
joke of the day
ایک امریکی اور ایک انگریز جہاز میں سفر کر رہے تھے امریکی مطالعہ میں مصروف تھا انگریز باتیں کرنا چاہتا تھا۔ اتنے میں کوئی چیز امریکی کی گود میں آگری۔ انگریز کو بات کرنے کا موقع مل گیا وہ بولا مسٹر آپکی گود میں کوئی چیز آکر گری ہے امریکی بھڑک اٹھا اور بولا تم انگریزوں کو دوسروں کے معاملات میں دخل دینے کی بڑی بری عادت ہے تمہارا کوٹ کب سے جل رہا ہے میں نے تو تمہیں نہیں بتایا۔ یہ سن کر انگریز اچھل پڑا اور کوٹ اتارتے ہوئے غصے سے کہا تم امریکیوں کو تو آگ لگا کر تماشہ دیکھنے کی عادت ہے۔
ایک امریکی اور ایک انگریز جہاز میں سفر کر رہے تھے امریکی مطالعہ میں مصروف تھا انگریز باتیں کرنا چاہتا تھا۔ اتنے میں کوئی چیز امریکی کی گود میں آگری۔ انگریز کو بات کرنے کا موقع مل گیا وہ بولا مسٹر آپکی گود میں کوئی چیز آکر گری ہے امریکی بھڑک اٹھا اور بولا تم انگریزوں کو دوسروں کے معاملات میں دخل دینے کی بڑی بری عادت ہے تمہارا کوٹ کب سے جل رہا ہے میں نے تو تمہیں نہیں بتایا۔ یہ سن کر انگریز اچھل پڑا اور کوٹ اتارتے ہوئے غصے سے کہا تم امریکیوں کو تو آگ لگا کر تماشہ دیکھنے کی عادت ہے۔
littlemaster
Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: joke of the day
mera ghar ko ag lug gai american charagh sa (made in usa).dont buy this charagh request to rest of peoples.
mera ghar ko ag lug gai american charagh sa (made in usa).dont buy this charagh request to rest of peoples.
Farooq Khan London
Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
Re: joke of the day
nice one dude......
nice one dude......
littlemaster
Minister (2k+ posts)
Shayad kiyani bhi paksitan kom sa prank ker raha ho
Kom ki awaz per uth gao kiyani.
agar ya mazak ha to band kero ya mazak kom ki cheekain nikel gai han.(cry)(cry)(cry)
Kom ki awaz per uth gao kiyani.
agar ya mazak ha to band kero ya mazak kom ki cheekain nikel gai han.(cry)(cry)(cry)
