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Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread
Man O Man
When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When with money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When with money, rides exercise machine.
When without money, walks to earn food
When with money, walks to lose the fat
Man O Man ! never fails to deceive thyself !
When without money, wishes to get married;
When with money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When with money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like rich man;
When with money, acts like poor man.
Man, O Man, never can tell the simple truth !
Says stock market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad but keeps indulging;
Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!
Man O Man !
When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When with money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When with money, rides exercise machine.
When without money, walks to earn food
When with money, walks to lose the fat
Man O Man ! never fails to deceive thyself !
When without money, wishes to get married;
When with money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When with money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like rich man;
When with money, acts like poor man.
Man, O Man, never can tell the simple truth !
Says stock market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad but keeps indulging;
Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!
Man O Man !
