Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

canadian

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

What a powerful message….simply loved it J


TO THOSE OF US WHO ARE ALREADY THERE
AND TO THOSE WHO WILL SOON BE THERE
J



The Secrets of Old Age



Before middle age – Do not fear!

After middle age – Do not regret!

Enjoy Your Life While You Can!


Do not wait till you cannot even walk just to be sorry and to regret.

As long as it is physically possible, visit places you wish to visit.




When there is an opportunity, get together with old classmates,

old colleagues & old friends.


The gathering is not just about eating; it’s just that there is not much time left.



Money kept in the banks may not be really yours.

When it is time to spend, just spend, & treat yourself well as you’re getting old.

Whatever you feel like eating, just eat! It is most important to be happy.





Food which are good for health – eat often and more - but that is not everything.

Things which are not good for health – eat less but once in a while

do not abstain from them totally.


Treat sickness with optimism. Whether you are poor or rich,



Everyone has to go through the birth, aging, sickness and death.

There is no exception, that’s life. Do not be afraid or worried when you are sick.

Settle all the outstanding issues before hand


and you will be able to leave without regret.


Let the doctors handle your body,



God handles your life & loves you,



but be in charge of your own moods




If worries can cure your sickness, then go ahead and worry.


If worries can prolong your life, then go ahead and worry.



If worries can exchange for happiness, then go ahead and worry.



Our kids will make their own fortune.


Look After Four Old Treasures



1. Your old body – pay more attention to health,

you can only rely on yourself on this.







2. Retirement fundsmoney that you have earned,

it is best to keep them yourself.



3. Your old companiontreasure every moment with your other half, one of you will leave first.



PERFECT LOVE

4. Your old friendsseize every opportunities to meet up with your friends.

Such opportunities will become rare as time goes by.


WITH FRIENDS, EVERYDAY YOU MUST LAUGH, DANCE & BE HAPPY !!!



Running water does not flow back.

So is life, make it happy!
ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE


Regards and God



 

canadian

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

DREAM QUOTES.




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Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.
George Bernard Shaw

All men of action are dreamers.
James G. Huneker

Dream interpretation is always a living dialogue with our own subconscious.
John Kehoe

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dream quotes are another one of my favorites, because I am a big dreamer, myself.

Contrary to popular belief, some of the most successful and creative people are dreamers. Does "stop dreaming" sound familiar?

I have heard those words so many times when I was only a little girl and only realized later in life that it is much more of a quality, than a stumbling block..
Dream big, have fun with it and enjoy it! :)

For more inspiring quotes and wallpapers, get your copy of 1001 Top Inspirational & Funny Quotes, here.

Have a look at these awesome dream quotes, below.


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If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them.

Henry David Thoreau


Dreams will show you where you are and where you are going. They reveal your destiny.
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Hope is the dream of a waking man.
Diogenes


Help others achieve their dreams and you will achieve yours.
Les Brown


The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dreams is you.
Tom Bradley


Man, alone, has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true.
Napoleon Hill


If you can dream it, you can do it.
Always remember this whole thing was started by a mouse.

Walt Disney


Dreams are pure thought,
An opportunity to [COLOR=orange !important][COLOR=orange !important]discover[/COLOR][/COLOR] yourself.

Joe Brown


The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Eleanor Roosevelt


Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

William James


A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore


Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.
Live the life you've always imagined.

Henry David Thoreau


You've got to chase your dreams.

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canadian

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

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canadian

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

Jannat kay darwazay pay 3 log kharey thay.

Farishta, "Sirf eik aadmi k andar jaane ki jaga hai"
1st: "Main molvi hoon, saari umar deen ki khidmat ki hai aur jannat
mera haq hai"
2nd:"Main doctor hoon, saari umar logon ki khidmat ki hai aur jannat
pae mera haq hai"
3rd: "Main Zardari k daur ka Pakistani hoon aur......"
Farishta, "Aagey kuchh mat bol paglay..... rulayaiga kiya??? Chal andar ja!!!"
 

gazoomartian

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread




How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband sta
nding around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.



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Intrigued, she asked.

"How can you tell them apart?"


He responded,

"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.








 

moazzamniaz

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Just Watch and Don't Laugh Please...HAHAHAH

It was just utter and plain cruelty on the viewers...................i mean, 'Dont Laugh' restriction !!!!!!!
 

Night_Hawk

Siasat.pk - Blogger
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

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A man transports a pair of used truck tyres on his motorcycle in downtown Ho Chi Minh City of Vietnam.
 

PAINDO

Siasat.pk - Blogger
Re: who is this politician addressing plz help me

Who waiting for his thired and last migration [hilar]
 

swing

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: who is this politician addressing plz help me

editing theek hai laykin audio ki mixing theek nahe hoee .
 

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