Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

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behzadji

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Pakistani Gymnastic..........Funny..........Must Watch

Poor man's fun time..........but really hilarious. Especially the head on collision with the drum.
 
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usmanca

Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
Microsoft's Bill Gates decided not to invest further in Maharashtra after receiving a letter from Mr Pandurang

Microsoft's Bill Gates decided not to invest further in Maharashtra after receiving a letter from Mr Pandurang

To : Bill Gates, Microsoft
>From : Pandurang
Date : 1 April 2010
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice..

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. But you have not provided 'My
Sacred Places'.
Last one Mr. Bill Gates

P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?"


Regards,
Pandurang
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canadian

canadian

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread







Life Is a Gift

Today before you say an unkind word -
Think of someone who can ' t speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food -
Think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife -
Think of someone who ' s crying out to GOD for a companion.

Today before you complain about life -
Think of someone who went too early to heaven.

Before whining about the distance you drive
Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job -
Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down -
Put a smile on your face and think:
you ' re alive and still around.
 
itsnotme90

itsnotme90

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: imagine if you were in this place. how many hits can U take??

Waqar zaka nay isi program ko dekh kar apna program start kia tha.
 
Geek

Geek

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us ?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

'I would have been released today.'
 
Geek

Geek

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

1 Dr Sheikh k Peechay Bagh Raha Tha Aur Awazien Laga Raha Tha..

Pakro Is Kameenay Ko!!

1 Banday ne Rok k pOcha!!

Dr Sab: Kya Howa?

Dr: 4 Bar Aisay HOwa..

Kameena Demagh K Operation K Bahanay Aata Hai..

Aur..

Tind Karwa k Bagh Jata Hai
 
Geek

Geek

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

Boy: I love you, u r so beautiful....
Girl: lakin tmhare peeche tau mjhse bhi zyaada beautiful girls kharri hai.....

Boy murr k dekhta hai...
Girl: agr tm mjhse sacha pyar krte tau murr k kbhi na dekhte, I hate u....
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Moral:
Moral woral kuch ni, bachi zara tez nikli.... ;)
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Picture abhi baaqi hai mere Dost!!
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Boy: hmm tmhari mrzi ye tmhari life hai.. pata nahi ab mai ye diamond ring kis ko dun.... :-|
Girl: Lo!!!! ab kya mai apne janu se mazaq bhi nahi kr skti..... =D
 
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