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canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread
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It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC
If life is a waste of time,
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC
Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity..
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LA
Screwing for virginity..
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LA
No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
At the feast of ego
Everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ
Everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ
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It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ
Make love, not war.
Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT
Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT
If voting could really change things,
It would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York ..
It would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York ..
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ
You're too good for him..
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA
~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX
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If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
_____________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die...
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING
YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me
in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
_____________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die...
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING
YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me
in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
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QaiserMirza
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
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canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
_____________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die...
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING
YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me
in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
_____________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die...
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING
YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me
in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
ordinary pak
Voter (50+ posts)
Re: Tarzan aur ZAAT ki baat :D lol
yaroo aaj kal kutoon ki koi qadar nahi hai zardari say mila diya .hazar kutay martay hain ti aik zardari paida hota hai lol
yaroo aaj kal kutoon ki koi qadar nahi hai zardari say mila diya .hazar kutay martay hain ti aik zardari paida hota hai lol
QaiserMirza
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
haqiqat
MPA (400+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread
Muhammad Tauseef A. Bajwa
Senator (1k+ posts)
Politicians and diapers need to be changed often!
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
adnan_swati
Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Politicians and diapers need to be changed often!
they are not changing becuase u dont go for vote. if u cant mangae to go for vote once in 5 years ,what else can do
they are not changing becuase u dont go for vote. if u cant mangae to go for vote once in 5 years ,what else can do
Muhammad Tauseef A. Bajwa
Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Politicians and diapers need to be changed often!
Ever since General Elections of 1970 our family votes were very effective till 2002. Later even after staying at same house, locality and city OUR votes were struck out from voters list and till date we are never allowed to cast our ballot.
All efforts to enrol again with "Election Commission" went down the drain and WE are still marked RED just because we aren’t affiliated with any Political Party and go for the righteous candidate failing which, we prefer to stay out of the fray rather than going for a lesser evil. Who has known better than ‘us’ that Elections in 2002 and thereafter, were all engineered.
Impartial and independent “Election Commission” is therefore, true need of the hour!
Ever since General Elections of 1970 our family votes were very effective till 2002. Later even after staying at same house, locality and city OUR votes were struck out from voters list and till date we are never allowed to cast our ballot.
All efforts to enrol again with "Election Commission" went down the drain and WE are still marked RED just because we aren’t affiliated with any Political Party and go for the righteous candidate failing which, we prefer to stay out of the fray rather than going for a lesser evil. Who has known better than ‘us’ that Elections in 2002 and thereafter, were all engineered.
Impartial and independent “Election Commission” is therefore, true need of the hour!
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karachiwala
Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: Politicians and diapers need to be changed often!
Had the politician been Zardari, the barber next day would not have found his shop and would have gotten a phone call asking for ransom money!
Had the politician been Zardari, the barber next day would not have found his shop and would have gotten a phone call asking for ransom money!
