Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[Night_Hawk]

Wow very interesting, thank you sir for sharing.

 

[Classified]

thank you Night_hawk
this vid inspires me every time i watch this.
All beasts hails to their Master Beast (Man) { someone gave this comment on youtube }

 

[gazoomartian]

Its Dark In Here

[FONT=&quot]A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, ' Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball..'

Man: 'That's nice'

Boy: 'Want to buy it?'

Man: 'No, thanks.'

Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'

Boy: '$250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'

Man: 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy: '$750'

Man: 'Sold.'

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'

The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'

Boy: '$1,000'

The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door..

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now.'[/FONT]

 

[shariat]

Death doesn't need any reason.................... (Must Watch)

Always remember ur death.

 

[B Unit]

Its not a real video. But its could be a good demonstration video. First time i saw it 3 or 4 years ago.

 

[lotaa]

kiya Mohabbat Aur Jang Mein sab Jaiz hay?

 

[enigma_1357]

Re: kiya Mohabbat Aur Jang Mein sab Jaiz hay?

yeh jiss chawal nein video upload ki hey woh translate bhi kar dey

 

[muhraheel]

Japanese commercial, Dole banana: couple in restaurant

 

[muhraheel]

Japanese McDonald's Ronald

This is the complete ver. of the new male Ronald. This only shown in Japan.

 

[Malik495]

Re: Japanese commercial, Dole banana: couple in restaurant

Useless post.... plz post something better then these kinds of adds.. we are here to discuss issues.. not for wasting time on such posts.. sorry you wont mind it..

 

[Malik495]

Re: Japanese McDonald's Ronald

Crappppppppppp

 

[canadian]

Joke of the day

Texas builds it larger

A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver "What's that building there?" "That's the Royal York Hotel" replied the cabbie. "The Royal York? How long did it take to build that?" asked the Texan. "About 12 years" replied the cabbie.

"12 years? We build 'em twice as high, twice as wide and four times as long down in Texas, and we do that in six months."

A while later the cab driver makes his was past the Metro-Toronto Convention Centre. "What's that building over there?" asked the Texan. "That's the Metro-Toronto Convention Centre" replied the cabbie. "Convention Centre? How long'd it take to build that?" asked the Texan. "About three years" replied the cabbie. "Three years? We build 'em twice as high, three times as long and four times as wide as that down in Texas, and it only takes us about two weeks."

Shortly thereafter the cabbie drives past the CN Tower. "What's that building there?" asks the Texan, pointing at the tower. "Damned if I know" replied the cabbie, "It wasn't here when I drove by yesterday."

 

[siddique]

Arab drift

 

[atensari]

Re: Arab drift

Is it not Amaizing!

 

[Night_Hawk]

Re: Arab drift

:):)You do not have to go to any Arab Country.:):angry_smile:

 

[siddique]

Arab drift

 

[Night_Hawk]

Re: Arab drift

You do not have to go to any Arab world you can this in Islamabad.
See for yourself

 

[habbasi]

amazingly kool...


How do they do it???

Do not maximize the screen... just leave it as it is after clicking the link and see what happens... wicked.

http://users.telenet.be/kixx/

 

[omerkuwait]

Re: amazingly kool...

good post bro.simply best

 

[lotaa]

Haye ni Jawaniay ,must watch