Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[tariisb]

Re: Hath ki safai, truely amazing

phir to aap hakeem luqman se khaasi qurbat rakhtey hon gay :lol:[hilar]

حکیم لقمان کی شخصیت بمعنی "علم و حکمت" حکیم کہلائی جاتی ہے ، لیکن عوام الناس میں لفظ "حکیم " سے مراد معجون ، چورن اور کشتے بنانے والا شخص ہوتا ہے


(bigsmile)ویسے وکیل سارے ہی تگڑے ہوتے ہیں ، بس وکیل کی "کیس " میں دلچسپی شرط ہے ​

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[aamir_uetn]

Re: Hath ki safai, truely amazing

حکیم لقمان کی شخصیت بمعنی "علم و حکمت" حکیم کہلائی جاتی ہے ، لیکن عوام الناس میں لفظ "حکیم " سے مراد معجون ، چورن اور کشتے بنانے والا شخص ہوتا ہے


(bigsmile)ویسے وکیل سارے ہی تگڑے ہوتے ہیں ، بس وکیل کی "کیس " میں دلچسپی شرط ہے


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:lol:[hilar] aapke andar ka manto aaj kaafi zyada active hai aur maine isi liye hakeem luqman kaha hai warna majoon, chooran walay hakeem to wakeel ko nashai bana detey hain, 2 2 din wakeel sahab neend se he nai jaagtey

 

[chandsandhu]

Cat Fight!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152258393925333

 

[Keepinformed]

Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

 

[aamir_uetn]

Modern Age

 

[FaisalKh]

Re: Modern Age

Ye mar rahi hai ya maaar rahi hai....(serious)

 

[Mehrushka]

Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

Meera to waiter tip dete huwe:"Go kill the waves"

waiter:"kill the waves"???

meera:"oye paindoo matlab jaa mojaan maar"!! [hilar]

 

[aamir_uetn]

Zabardasti Likes leney ka behtreen tareeqa :))

 

[Zarii]

Re: Zabardasti Likes leney ka behtreen tareeqa :))

Hahaha so true! as if you can show your love for your mother through a "like" on fb.

 

[aamir_uetn]

Re: Zabardasti Likes leney ka behtreen tareeqa :))

Hahaha so true! as if you can show your love for your mother through a "like" on fb.

:lol:[hilar] fb pe aksar blackmailing chal rai hoti hai, "if u love Allah click like", post a pic of khana kaba and " click like if u like this" and manyyyyyyyyyy more , pehel pamphlet hua kartey thay k yeh 10 logon m taqseem karo khush khabri milay gi warna 7 din m bohat bari museebat aaye gi, ufffffffff ab same kaam fb pe shuru ho gaya hai

 

[tariisb]

Re: Zabardasti Likes leney ka behtreen tareeqa :))

:lol:اس طرح تو بہت کچھ "لیا" جا سکتا ہے ، صرف لائیک ہی کیوں ؟


تو ہی نادان چند کلیوں پر قناعت کر گیا ،
ورنہ گلشن میں علاج تنگی داماں بھی تھا


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[aamir_uetn]

Re: Zabardasti Likes leney ka behtreen tareeqa :))

:lol:اس طرح تو بہت کچھ "لیا" جا سکتا ہے ، صرف لائیک ہی کیوں ؟


تو ہی نادان چند کلیوں پر قناعت کر گیا ،
ورنہ گلشن میں علاج تنگی داماں بھی تھا


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لالچ بری بلا اور قناعت بڑی دولت ھے ;)

 

[aamir_uetn]

Very True , hahahaha

 

[rana14801]

Re: Very True , hahahaha

well it may be true now a days but it was not like this in our time.

 

[aamir_uetn]

Re: Very True , hahahaha

well it may be true now a days but it was not like this in our time.

there are very few ppl who enjoy their work and for all others it is one and the same thing always

 

[aamir_uetn]

Can anyone guess, which baby animal is this??

 

[aamir_uetn]

Re: The story of 100 Rupees:

In the National Assembly, Islamabad, a PPP MNA, during his speech, told a story.....


"Once upon a time a father gave 100 rupees each to his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.


1st son bought a bulk of hay for Rs 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.


2nd son bought a pile of cotton for Rs 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.


3rd son bought a candle for Rs 1, lit up the candle, the room was filled with light."


The PPP MNA added, "Our President Zardari is like the 3rd son. Since the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity"


A voice from the backbench MNA, Usman Bhai from Karachi, questioned:

Woh sub to theek hai, per baaqi 99 Rupay kahan hain... ???

:lol::lol:[hilar]:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Dark Angel]

Tooting News - Shahid Afridi changed his name.."

"IMPORTANT NEWS"
Change of Name

:lol: :lol: [hilar] [hilar] :lol: :lol:



p.s: " I DONT MEAN TO HURT ANYBODY'S FEELINGS "
Please take it as a joke and nothing else.."

 

[jagga007]

Re: Tooting News - Shahid Afridi changed his name.."

Zardari rakh leta to log aur piyar se pukarte........shahid zardari....

 

[jeelu]

Re: Tooting News - Shahid Afridi changed his name.."

not every player can play on their peak subka downfall ata hai
support him like u did while he was wining matches for u :)
khair ALLAH subki madad karay Ameen