Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[aamir_uetn]

Re: Hath ki safai, truely amazing

ہاتھ کی صفائی یا ہاتھ سے منظر کشی


کیا یاد دلا دیا ؟؟؟؟ اف یہ ہنر تو ہمارے ہاں ہر کوئی جانتا ہے ، لیکن لڑائی کے وقت اسے "دستی" اشارے بہت کام آتے ہیں


[hilar] [hilar] [hilar] [hilar]پانچوں انگلیوں کا دستہ بنا کر ، عمودی رخ پر ایک بار لے جانا ، یا پھر اس دستہ کو متوازی سمت میں تین بار ہلانا

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@EniGma90

:lol:[hilar] waah kya amoodi aur matwaazi manzar kashi ki hai, sahi kaha, hamarey haan har hunar takhreebi sar garmiyon he mein use hota hai, hum bhi takhleeqi side pe sochtey to aaj kahan hotey, waisey yeh matwaazi simt m 3 baar hilana 3 se zyada ya kam ho jaey to matlb badal jaata hai kya :lol:[hilar] aapne to sahi hisaab laga k rakha hua hai

 

[anyie1]

The story of 100 Rupees:

In the National Assembly, Islamabad, a PPP MNA, during his speech, told a story.....


"Once upon a time a father gave 100 rupees each to his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.


1st son bought a bulk of hay for Rs 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.


2nd son bought a pile of cotton for Rs 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.


3rd son bought a candle for Rs 1, lit up the candle, the room was filled with light."


The PPP MNA added, "Our President Zardari is like the 3rd son. Since the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity"


A voice from the backbench MNA, Usman Bhai from Karachi, questioned:

Woh sub to theek hai, per baaqi 99 Rupay kahan hain... ???

 

[jeelu]

Re: The story of 100 Rupees:

Mr 99%[hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar]

 

[tariisb]

Re: Hath ki safai, truely amazing

:lol:[hilar] waah kya amoodi aur matwaazi manzar kashi ki hai, sahi kaha, hamarey haan har hunar takhreebi sar garmiyon he mein use hota hai, hum bhi takhleeqi side pe sochtey to aaj kahan hotey, waisey yeh matwaazi simt m 3 baar hilana 3 se zyada ya kam ho jaey to matlb badal jaata hai kya :lol:[hilar] aapne to sahi hisaab laga k rakha hua hai

once in inter our economics professor , told us that u daily broke Roti for making Niwala , did u oberve every time that same size or weight , he says this is due to our mind seted formula , and all life based on these equations ............... abhi main yahi soch raha tha , kah , yah wala ishara bhi 3 times hi kya jata hay , aapko batanay say pahlay kar kay bhi dekha hay , aap bhi try karen , aur kabhi koi ishara karay tou ginti karen , amazingly same (bigsmile)

 

[Cute_Devil]

Re: The story of 100 Rupees:

Lolll joke of the day [hilar]

 

[Ahmad Ali]

Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

 

[aamir_uetn]

Re: Hath ki safai, truely amazing

once in inter our economics professor , told us that u daily broke Roti for making Niwala , did u oberve every time that same size or weight , he says this is due to our mind seted formula , and all life based on these equations ............... abhi main yahi soch raha tha , kah , yah wala ishara bhi 3 times hi kya jata hay , aapko batanay say pahlay kar kay bhi dekha hay , aap bhi try karen , aur kabhi koi ishara karay tou ginti karen , amazingly same (bigsmile)

hahahahahaha waaaah yani k tehqeeq k baad yeh comment post kiya aapne aur wo bhi baqaida rehearsal kar k, kyaaaa baat hai jee, baat aapki sahi waisey, achi research hai aapki infact "manto research"

 

[sngilani]

Re: The story of 100 Rupees:

hahahahahahahahahaha(clap)

 

[tariisb]

Re: Hath ki safai, truely amazing

hahahahahaha waaaah yani k tehqeeq k baad yeh comment post kiya aapne aur wo bhi baqaida rehearsal kar k, kyaaaa baat hai jee, baat aapki sahi waisey, achi research hai aapki infact "manto research"

abhi mods nay jo thread merj kya hay , very non-sense kahan ki cheez kahan jor detay hain yar ,

ahtajajan is moqa par arza kya hay ?? nahin pesh e khidmat hay , Mr. Bean Ka woh isharah , jo woh "painting" wali movie kay end main sarak par , sb logon ko karta hay ,,,, [hilar]

 

[aamir_uetn]

Re: Hath ki safai, truely amazing

abhi mods nay jo thread merj kya hay , very non-sense kahan ki cheez kahan jor detay hain yar ,

ahtajajan is moqa par arza kya hay ?? nahin pesh e khidmat hay , Mr. Bean Ka woh isharah , jo woh "painting" wali movie kay end main sarak par , sb logon ko karta hay ,,,, [hilar]

aap k iss aizaz se mutasir ho k mods block na kar den aapko , baat waisey aapki sahi hai m bhi abhi yahi dekh raha tha k yeh konsa thread kahan chipka diya hai

 

[tariisb]

Re: Hath ki safai, truely amazing

aap k iss aizaz se mutasir ho k mods block na kar den aapko , baat waisey aapki sahi hai m bhi abhi yahi dekh raha tha k yeh konsa thread kahan chipka diya hai

isi waja say , zoo-maani ishara akya hay , wesay woh 3 dafa matwazi rkh pr harkat wala bhi yahan , theek hay

 

[aamir_uetn]

Re: Hath ki safai, truely amazing

isi waja say , zoo-maani ishara akya hay , wesay woh 3 dafa matwazi rkh pr harkat wala bhi yahan , theek hay

soch len , aap k matwazi isharon k jawab m admin aapko matwazi lita na lay :lol:

 

[tariisb]

Re: Hath ki safai, truely amazing

soch len , aap k matwazi isharon k jawab m admin aapko matwazi lita na lay :lol:

han qabool hay ji , lekin shart yah hay kah , tamam "asnaaf" kay mods houn tou , yah nahin kah sirf "muzakran" , aur main nay jab amoodi simt main apna "wakeel" khara kya tou phir sab set ho jaay gaa :lol: :lol: (wph wakeel wala joke suna hoa hay naa ???)

 

[UKPakistani]

Re: The story of 100 Rupees:

Can you still buy a candle for Rs 1 ;)

 

[ranaji]

Re: The story of 100 Rupees:

uski aik aik batti laikarr tamam wazooron aur ithadion ko dai di hai for multi purpose

 

[Murtaza323]

Re: The story of 100 Rupees:

Bhai jaan ye bhi wazeh krain k "batti" ya mom batti????[hilar][hilar]

 

[aamir_uetn]

Re: Hath ki safai, truely amazing

han qabool hay ji , lekin shart yah hay kah , tamam "asnaaf" kay mods houn tou , yah nahin kah sirf "muzakran" , aur main nay jab amoodi simt main apna "wakeel" khara kya tou phir sab set ho jaay gaa :lol: :lol: (wph wakeel wala joke suna hoa hay naa ???)

acha yani k muzakkar bhi qubool hain aapko, aitraz yeh hai sirf muzakkar na hon [hilar] har tarha ka talent paya jata hai aap mein to, wakeel ka lateefa to maine nai suna laikin jab mods , as we say in punjabi, lammya paaen gay na, to wakeel sahab waisey he seham k peechey hatt jaen gay

 

[mrcritic]

Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

ik larka Raat ke 3 bajey bike per ghar ja raha tha key us se aik aurat ne lift mangi.
Larkay ne bitha liya.

Thori dor ja kar pechey mur kar dekha to wo aik churail thi. Larka buhat ghabraya magar us ne sun rakha tha ke Jin/Bhoot ke samney kaprey utar do to wo bhag jatey hein; larkey ne yehi kiya!


Bus phir kiya tha, Churail ne hans ker mask utara to andar Gul khan tha!!

Phir to Dagha Rorra Pista Dama Kher Laka Poi Poi.... :lol:

Wo Larka bara hu kar minister bana aur us ney bike chalaney per pabandi laga di!!!
[hilar]

 

[tariisb]

Re: Hath ki safai, truely amazing

acha yani k muzakkar bhi qubool hain aapko, aitraz yeh hai sirf muzakkar na hon [hilar] har tarha ka talent paya jata hai aap mein to, wakeel ka lateefa to maine nai suna laikin jab mods , as we say in punjabi, lammya paaen gay na, to wakeel sahab waisey he seham k peechey hatt jaen gay

(bigsmile)ساڈا وکیل ، وڈا تگڑا ہے گا ، جج نو وی لمیاں پا دے گا ​

 

[aamir_uetn]

Re: Hath ki safai, truely amazing

(bigsmile)ساڈا وکیل ، وڈا تگڑا ہے گا ، جج نو وی لمیاں پا دے گا ​

phir to aap hakeem luqman se khaasi qurbat rakhtey hon gay :lol:[hilar]