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Re: Attacck.....Attack .....Attack .....Attack
Sorry that you can not watch ....There is Bee attack on foot ball players .....Really very very interesting.....
I put one youtube link right now.....u can try on this link...
Sorry that you can not watch ....There is Bee attack on foot ball players .....Really very very interesting.....
I put one youtube link right now.....u can try on this link...
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canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread
Our FLIGHT DETAILS...
Must read... Really interesting one!!!
IN the Name of ALLAAH, Most Gracious, Most Merciful'
FLIGHT DETAILS
Ticket Type: One-way
Price: Absolutely free (booking confirmed)
Passenger Details:
Name: One of the Children of Adam
Origins: From clay
Address: Planet Earth
Conditions Of Travel:
Departure: From life on earth
Destination: Eternal life
Stop-over: Hotel (2 meters under the ground, for one person)
Duration of flight: From couple of seconds to several millions of years
Departure time:
Time of death : Exact time is unknown (but it can happen earlier than expected)
Arrival time: On the Judgment Day (not specified in the timetable)
Information About Interrogation:
On the arrival to the hotel (grave): Incorruptible Auditors - two angels: Munkar & Nakir, will immediately start questioning.
Three questions will be asked:
1. Who is your GOD?
2. Who is your prophet?
3. What is your religion?
Questions will follow about your life on earth. For more information, refer to 27th Aya
of Sura 'Ibrahim' of the Holy Quran.
Luggage:
1. Despite the fact that the air transfers only one passenger at a time, there are some restrictions on the amount of baggage that you can take with you
2. You can take with you 5 meters of white cloth
3. Any items of material life of earth are strictly forbidden.
4. Realistic luggage should consist of good deeds, modest behavior and of well spent time on calling people to Islam.
Important instructions:
All the passengers should remember that tickets are not exchangeable refundable.
This journey is compulsory for representatives of all races, nationalities, religions and of all ages.
Delays are not stipulated.
Captain:
Angel of Death will not compromise on changing the date and time of departure.
For more information:
Read instructions, which you can find in The Holy Qur'aan and Sunnah, could also consult Aalims (scholars). Please do it as soon as possible.
During your journey you will not be provided with oxygen mask, as your breathing system will be terminated just before the departure time.
Additional instructions:
1. You don't need to take care of your boarding pass, passport and other travel
documents.
To prepare for a comfortable flight:
2. Pray 5 times a day
3. Read the Holy Quran
4. Follow the sunnah to the best of your ability and be ready for your flight, as you may have to depart any minute (even now)
Final warning:
Final destination depends on you! Please do not waste your time on planet earth.
Remember, you have one-way ticket:, Either to Hell or to Paradise .
Jahannam OR Janna
Hence read & practice the instructions from the manuals ( Qur'aan and
Sunnah) carefully And follow to reach JANNAH.
Insha ALLAAH , With HIS Grace, We all meet there in the Gardens of Jannah.
The Prophet (PBUH) said 'Pass on knowledge from me even if it is only one verse'
Our FLIGHT DETAILS...
Must read... Really interesting one!!!
IN the Name of ALLAAH, Most Gracious, Most Merciful'
FLIGHT DETAILS
Ticket Type: One-way
Price: Absolutely free (booking confirmed)
Passenger Details:
Name: One of the Children of Adam
Origins: From clay
Address: Planet Earth
Conditions Of Travel:
Departure: From life on earth
Destination: Eternal life
Stop-over: Hotel (2 meters under the ground, for one person)
Duration of flight: From couple of seconds to several millions of years
Departure time:
Time of death : Exact time is unknown (but it can happen earlier than expected)
Arrival time: On the Judgment Day (not specified in the timetable)
Information About Interrogation:
On the arrival to the hotel (grave): Incorruptible Auditors - two angels: Munkar & Nakir, will immediately start questioning.
Three questions will be asked:
1. Who is your GOD?
2. Who is your prophet?
3. What is your religion?
Questions will follow about your life on earth. For more information, refer to 27th Aya
of Sura 'Ibrahim' of the Holy Quran.
Luggage:
1. Despite the fact that the air transfers only one passenger at a time, there are some restrictions on the amount of baggage that you can take with you
2. You can take with you 5 meters of white cloth
3. Any items of material life of earth are strictly forbidden.
4. Realistic luggage should consist of good deeds, modest behavior and of well spent time on calling people to Islam.
Important instructions:
All the passengers should remember that tickets are not exchangeable refundable.
This journey is compulsory for representatives of all races, nationalities, religions and of all ages.
Delays are not stipulated.
Captain:
Angel of Death will not compromise on changing the date and time of departure.
For more information:
Read instructions, which you can find in The Holy Qur'aan and Sunnah, could also consult Aalims (scholars). Please do it as soon as possible.
During your journey you will not be provided with oxygen mask, as your breathing system will be terminated just before the departure time.
Additional instructions:
1. You don't need to take care of your boarding pass, passport and other travel
documents.
To prepare for a comfortable flight:
2. Pray 5 times a day
3. Read the Holy Quran
4. Follow the sunnah to the best of your ability and be ready for your flight, as you may have to depart any minute (even now)
Final warning:
Final destination depends on you! Please do not waste your time on planet earth.
Remember, you have one-way ticket:, Either to Hell or to Paradise .
Jahannam OR Janna
Hence read & practice the instructions from the manuals ( Qur'aan and
Sunnah) carefully And follow to reach JANNAH.
Insha ALLAAH , With HIS Grace, We all meet there in the Gardens of Jannah.
The Prophet (PBUH) said 'Pass on knowledge from me even if it is only one verse'
rajakhanmd
Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Punjabi English Film
Golden time in PTV history. Miss everything about PTV, except news.
Golden time in PTV history. Miss everything about PTV, except news.
mirzaishfaq
Voter (50+ posts)
Re: The Luckiest People On Earth
jisay allah rakhay usay kon chakhay
jisay allah rakhay usay kon chakhay
Muhammad Tauseef A. Bajwa
Senator (1k+ posts)
Sign from God!
A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt.
They crawl out of their cars and the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
And the priest said, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."
And the rabbi said, "Look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break, surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
And so he handed the bottle to the priest. The priest said he agreed, took a few big swigs, and handed the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi took the bottle, didn't drink at all, put the cap on, and handed it back to the priest.
The priest asked, "Arent you going to have any?"
And the rabbi replied,
"No, I think I'll just wait for the police." .A classical Jewish nature!
A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt.
They crawl out of their cars and the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
And the priest said, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."
And the rabbi said, "Look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break, surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
And so he handed the bottle to the priest. The priest said he agreed, took a few big swigs, and handed the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi took the bottle, didn't drink at all, put the cap on, and handed it back to the priest.
The priest asked, "Arent you going to have any?"
And the rabbi replied,
"No, I think I'll just wait for the police." .A classical Jewish nature!
riverblue
MPA (400+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread
Application to headmaster in punjabi....
Mastra,,guzarish ae vay k mera hun skool aan nu dil nai karda, tusi kuriyan vi alag kar ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek vi kuri nai haigi.... tay madam vi koi khas pataka nai.... enj nai kari da masoom bachiyan naal..... saday naal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas karo...j esstran vi nai ho sakda ty misaan hi soniyan rakh lavo..
bari merbani
tuada faithfully
pappu dukhi
Application to headmaster in punjabi....
Mastra,,guzarish ae vay k mera hun skool aan nu dil nai karda, tusi kuriyan vi alag kar ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek vi kuri nai haigi.... tay madam vi koi khas pataka nai.... enj nai kari da masoom bachiyan naal..... saday naal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas karo...j esstran vi nai ho sakda ty misaan hi soniyan rakh lavo..
bari merbani
tuada faithfully
pappu dukhi
saeed khan
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
