Re: Jokes / SMS Thread
Women are smarter than men: A Christian Perspective
`Cash, check or charge?` I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
`So, do you always carry your TV remote?` I asked.
`No,` she replied, `but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.`
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A CHRISTIAN MAN`S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I`m not going to understand women.
I`ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND: A Christian Perspective
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede his/her position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, `Relatives of yours?`
`Yep,` the wife replied, `in-laws.`
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WORDS: A Christian Perspective
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man`s 15,000.
The wife replied, `The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, `What?`
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CREATION: A Christian Perspective
A man said to his wife one day, `I don`t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
`The wife responded, `Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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WHO DOES WHAT: A Christian Perspective
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, `You should do it because you get up first, and then we don`t have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, `You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.`
Wife replies, `No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should prepare the coffee.`
Husband replies, `I can`t believe that, show me.`
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the Old Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says . `HEBREWS`
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.