Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

haqiqat

MPA (400+ posts)
Re: You will laugh

its funny but really dangerous also and the video is very bad very low resolution camera
 

canadian

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome.
One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Saudi flag.
Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.
A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross,
But none give to the beggar behind the Saudi flag.
Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Saudi flag and says,
"My poor fellow, don't you understand?? This is a Catholic country, this city is the seed of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Saudi Flag in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite."

The beggar behind the 'Saudi Flag' listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said:

"Wleh Abed, look who's trying to teach the Lebanese about marketing."
 

canadian

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

Women are smarter than men: A Christian Perspective


`Cash, check or charge?` I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.


As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.


`So, do you always carry your TV remote?` I asked.


`No,` she replied, `but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.`
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A CHRISTIAN MAN`S PERSPECTIVE)


I know I`m not going to understand women.


I`ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND: A Christian Perspective


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.


An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede his/her position..


As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, `Relatives of yours?`


`Yep,` the wife replied, `in-laws.`
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WORDS: A Christian Perspective


A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man`s 15,000.


The wife replied, `The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...


The husband then turned to his wife and asked, `What?`
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CREATION: A Christian Perspective


A man said to his wife one day, `I don`t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.


`The wife responded, `Allow me to explain.


God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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WHO DOES WHAT: A Christian Perspective


A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.


The wife said, `You should do it because you get up first, and then we don`t have to wait as long to get our coffee.


The husband said, `You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.`


Wife replies, `No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should prepare the coffee.`


Husband replies, `I can`t believe that, show me.`


So she fetched the Bible, and opened the Old Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says . `HEBREWS`


God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
 

QaiserMirza

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: You can imagian how much difficult job of A Tv Reporter,unedited video

This old clip is around here several times before.
 

faqira786

Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: You can imagian how much difficult job of A Tv Reporter,unedited video

everytime I watched this, I have laugh for 5 minutes, specially at the end
 

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