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Tilloo
MPA (400+ posts)
Tilloo
MPA (400+ posts)
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Best Political Joke For Juma----Ceiling Fan
A true picture of pakistani jails
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your ******* before prison.................
A true picture of pakistani jails
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your ******* before prison.................
Pakistan_1st
Councller (250+ posts)
Amazing 3D Street Art...
This Guy is a REAL Genius....(clap)(clap)(clap)
This Guy is a REAL Genius....(clap)(clap)(clap)
DashingPun
MPA (400+ posts)
Re: no offense to the americans :) .. but its so funny
fake hai ya origional it entertained me a lot:lol:[hilar]:lol:
jab jamshed dasti nai adalat main general knowledge questions k answers diay thay us waqt b main bohat khush hua tha:lol:[hilar]
fake hai ya origional it entertained me a lot:lol:[hilar]:lol:
jab jamshed dasti nai adalat main general knowledge questions k answers diay thay us waqt b main bohat khush hua tha:lol:[hilar]
billo786
Senator (1k+ posts)
wife's mobile number
A newly married husband saved his wife's mobile number on his mobile as "My life"
After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife"
After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"
After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler"
After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong Number"
A newly married husband saved his wife's mobile number on his mobile as "My life"
After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife"
After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"
After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler"
After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong Number"
QaiserMirza
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: no offense to the americans :) .. but its so funny
Great Minds
Great Intelligent
Great Nation
Great Country
Great Power
ہر شاق پہ الّو بیٹھا ہے
انجام دنیا کیا ہو گا ؟؟؟
Great Minds
Great Intelligent
Great Nation
Great Country
Great Power
ہر شاق پہ الّو بیٹھا ہے
انجام دنیا کیا ہو گا ؟؟؟
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Best Political Joke For Juma----Ceiling Fan
SALESMAN OF THE YEAR
A Syrian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking
for a job.
The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Syrian says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home".
Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. "You
start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but
let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for
toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream
etc. You get the idea?"
"Of course," the young man said. His first day on the job was rough but
he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales
did you make today?
The Syrian says, "One"
The manager groans, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30
sales/day.
How much was the sale for?"
The Syrian says, "$101, 237.64."
The manager exclaims, "What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
The Syrian replied, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him
a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he
said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we
went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris
Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I
took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero."
The manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you
sold him a boat and truck?!"
The Syrian says, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for
his wife and I said, "Well, since your weekend's already screwed up you
might as well go fishing!!"
The manager fainted...
Cheers!
SALESMAN OF THE YEAR
A Syrian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking
for a job.
The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Syrian says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home".
Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. "You
start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but
let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for
toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream
etc. You get the idea?"
"Of course," the young man said. His first day on the job was rough but
he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales
did you make today?
The Syrian says, "One"
The manager groans, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30
sales/day.
How much was the sale for?"
The Syrian says, "$101, 237.64."
The manager exclaims, "What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
The Syrian replied, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him
a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he
said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we
went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris
Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I
took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero."
The manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you
sold him a boat and truck?!"
The Syrian says, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for
his wife and I said, "Well, since your weekend's already screwed up you
might as well go fishing!!"
The manager fainted...
Cheers!
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Best Political Joke For Juma----Ceiling Fan
may Allah protect us frm such spouses. Ameen.
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, He created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created you.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you
may Allah protect us frm such spouses. Ameen.
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, He created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created you.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you
