Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[Z.Cheetah]

Hansna Zaroori hai....

1 girl ask to pappu!

wo kia hai jo cow ke paas 4 or mere pas 2 hain?
pappu: legs
girl:wo kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri pant me nahi?
pappu: paisay
girl: wo kia hai jo log din me karne k bjay raat ko bistar pai kartai hain?
pappu: neend puri kartai hain.
girl: wo kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu: kaan main chaid.

MORAL: aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarah saaf rakhain.
:P:P:P



Hindu 2 his wife riya utho sawara ho gaya.
Muslim to his wife: begham utho chand dhal gaya hai.
Chirstan to his wife: darling get up its dawn.
sardar to his wife: soniyon utho tatti shatti nai karni...



Tutor: write ur father's name in english.
sardar wrote: Beautiful red underwear.
Tutor: r u joking?
sardar: no sir, his name is Sundar Lal chadda!



American: ham chand per jaega!
Sikh: ham suraj pe jaega!
Am:Tum jal jaega!
Sik: hum bewakof nahi, ham raat ko jaega....



2015 main paper aise hn ge.

2.cheeni ka zaiqa kesa hota hai?
3.petrol kin cheezon main istamal hota hai?
4.khud kush hamla awar per note likhen?
5.namrood, firaon or zardari main kia fark hai?
[hilar][hilar][hilar]

 

[Z.Cheetah]

Gorrila Fun

[hilar][hilar][hilar]

 

[KhanHaripur]

Lion Vs Man

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=147521715300368

 

[zaman]

Had to share... Pakistani Doctor‏

How long do we suffer???

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's kidney ; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he
is looking for work."


The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the
brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks
he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of
the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2
weeks he is looking for work."

The Pakistani. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues,
you are way behind us....in Pakistan (about two years ago) we grabbed a
person with no brains, no heart,....we made him President of
the Pakistan, and now.......the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"

 

[ziakhan]

Re: Had to share... Pakistani Doctor‏

Nice joke.........

 

[behzadji]

Re: Had to share... Pakistani Doctor‏

Really a very nice satire------------------------[hilar]

 

[adnansharif]

poor dog struck his head into the wall

 

[biomat]

Re: poor dog struck his head into the wall

Assalam-o-alaikum
Bro is this video relevant to current political crisis between MQM & PML(N),...:lol:

 

[behzadji]

Re: poor dog struck his head into the wall

The dog was terribly caught but then had an NRO with the rescue worker...........:lol:

 

[adnansharif]

funny desi eggs

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10150114050816350

 

[shehreyar]

Fake Kala Jado

 

[angryoldman]

Husband Wife Jokes

I hope married people 'll enjoy it more then anybody else.
Poor Husbands

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

"Husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!





​

 

[ahmed arslan]

Re: Husband Wife Jokes

very nice(bigsmile)

 

[wanderer]

Re: Husband Wife Jokes

poor husband ?? kyun ???

 

[jatala]

Re: Husband Wife Jokes

"Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day."

buhat aala

 

[sooper]

Family problem

Family Problems
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar & drinking Shot after Shot.
The Indian man said to the American, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I havent even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I dont want to marry a woman whom I dont love. I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.
The American said, talking about love marriages Ill tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my fathers father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my fathers brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my fathers son,my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.
The Indian fainted.
​

**********************************

 

[zzohrax]

Whats Your Plan - Funny Animals

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[canadian]

Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

Wishing you a better new year 2011..

Kikli kaleer di
Pent meray Veer di,

Shirt pa Bashir di,
Tay tie chachay Naseer di,




​

Coat wadday Bhai da,
Landay toun leyai da,




​

Fit shit kara kay
Dhobi toun dhowai da,




​

Sent shent layi da,
Shoq naal payi da,




​

Bus 200 rupaye vich Babu ban jayi da,




​

Fitay monh mehngai da,
Nalay Bhutto day jawai da..!!




​

 

[Tilloo]

Amazing Parrot Crying Like a Baby

(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)
:subhan::subhan::subhan::subhan:​

 

[mohib]

Joke of The Day

​

Bilawal: Dad 2 Sal Hogye Humen Miskeen Hoe,
Mama K Qatilon Ka Q Pata Nai Chala?
.
.
.
.
.
.


Zardari: Beta Abi Tk To Miskeen Ho,
Qatil Ka Pata Chala To Yateem Bhi Ho Jao Gey.