Re: Jokes / SMS Thread
WORDS CAN GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terok Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally, the photograph drop down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically and found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her,?"Can you lift your saree? I wanna take photograph"....
THE REST IS HISTORY!
He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was suprised to see Butol Singh on the next bed to him in a worse condition.
Butol explained what happened to him. He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel nearby. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for a night. The Owner replied," I have 2 grown up daughters.
Sorry, you can't stay here."
Then he approached the next house and asked the Owner whether he can stay
there for a night. The Owner replied," I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry u
can't stay here."
He went to the next house and asked,?"Do you have grown up daughters?" The Owner asked, "Why?"
Butol replied,?" I wanted to stay for a night."....
THE REST IS HISTORY