Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

rehbar

Citizen
Re: Walk on water

jhoot.........just lok at the person's shoes, its clearly show that they put some hard thing underneath....totally crap
 

sarbakaf

Siasat.pk - Blogger
Re: Jugni Performance by Kids Must Watch

batawoon main tumhain tareekh e umam kaya hai
shamsheer o sana aawal , tawoos o rubab aakhir
 

sarbakaf

Siasat.pk - Blogger
Re: Walk on water

who says its sports ?

what ever it is but credit goes to guyz for sticking to it and hope fully they will manage to walk one day .
my suggestion will be use square balloon shoes and ballon bottom sticks...it may help...
 

canadian

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

WORDS CAN GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terok Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally, the photograph drop down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically and found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her,?"Can you lift your saree? I wanna take photograph"....
THE REST IS HISTORY!

He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was suprised to see Butol Singh on the next bed to him in a worse condition.
Butol explained what happened to him. He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel nearby. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for a night. The Owner replied," I have 2 grown up daughters.
Sorry, you can't stay here."

Then he approached the next house and asked the Owner whether he can stay
there for a night. The Owner replied," I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry u
can't stay here."
He went to the next house and asked,?"Do you have grown up daughters?" The Owner asked, "Why?"
Butol replied,?" I wanted to stay for a night."....
THE REST IS HISTORY
 

rana14801

Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

Mr. Asmat ullah khan opened a shop of DAREE (MATINGS UNDERLAY ON BEDS) and fixed board out side which was the name of shop as ASMATDAREE HOUSE.
 
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Beatle

MPA (400+ posts)
Re: Jugni Performance by Kids Must Watch

What's in there for "Must Watch". All I can say is 'shame on kids, and their parents too'
 

cefspan

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Jugni Performance by Kids Must Watch

batawoon main tumhain tareekh e umam kaya hai
shamsheer o sana aawal , tawoos o rubab aakhir

میں تجھ کو بتاتا ہوں تقدیر اُمم کیا ہے
شمشیر و سناں اوّل طاؤس وَ رباب آخر
 

cefspan

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Jugni Performance by Kids Must Watch

What's in there for "Must Watch". All I can say is 'shame on kids, and their parents too'


HE SINGS JUGNI , AND PRAISES GOD ALMIGHTY .
Parents should have stopped their kids from doing it.
 

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