Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

Mehrushka

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

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gazoomartian

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
A plane is on its way to Toronto

When a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class
section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I am blonde, I am beautiful, I am going to Toronto and I am staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "I am blonde, I am beautiful, I am going to Toronto and I am staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman, who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this, I am married to a blonde. I speak blonde."

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I am sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

I told her "first class isn't going to Toronto"

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swing

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Just for Laugh : پپو کہاں ہے ؟؟

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:(clap)




AUNTY MEHWISH ali yaha numainda hai altaf baji ka.
uss se pocho papu kaha hai.
 

mercedesbenz

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Just for Laugh : پپو کہاں ہے ؟؟

mehwish ali ne altaf (phahi)ce puucha ha aur keh rahi he ke PAPPO ka ser 90 ke under graund khaney main sanbhal dia ha sur baqi DHAR us ka​KATTI pahari ki choti per para hua haaaaaaa,,,,ja ke deekh lo,
 

Serious

Councller (250+ posts)
Re: Just for Laugh : پپو کہاں ہے ؟؟

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GeoG

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Just for Laugh : پپو کہاں ہے ؟؟

Geo Slide at 9:30 GMT
Altaf Bhagoray Ki Tabiat Kharab

Lagta Hai Scotland Yard Phir Visit Pay Anay Wali Hai....
 
Re: Caption This!!! Please

aise he ager 11 may wale din foj kardete tou aj halat or hote har voting office mai foj hoti to shaid aj mqm ka namo nishan b na hota
 

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