Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[karachiwala]

Just for Laughs

"This is J-327,
I am 50 Miles away from Pakistan,
16000 Feet above Sea Level,
... with No fuel,
Awaiting Instructions. Over?
.
.
.
Control room:
"Kalma parh ley soneya,,,:)
Fuel ethey V koi nai,,
Te uton light jan da V time ho gaya ae
Teno airport v nazr nai aana..
Over...

 

[salaudin]

Re: Just for Laughs

[hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar]

 

[Abdul Haadi]

Believe in ur eyes. Have a break from politics

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=519964354713257

 

[Pakistan1992]

Re: Believe in ur eyes. Have a break from politics

(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)

 

[Khalid]

Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

In an appraisal discussion.

Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential.

Employee: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed of it.

 

[sdmuashr]

Just For Some Fun, No Offence Intended

Bismillah
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Assalam o Alaikum,

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[Raaz]

Re: Just For Some Fun, No Offence Intended


لگتا ہے کسی گوری نے مولوی کو آنکھ ماری ہے
جہاد وغیرہ سب کچھ بھول گیا ہے کاٹھا مولوی

 

[PakZindaBad1]

Re: Just For Some Fun, No Offence Intended

lol...lateefay bhi shuru karney se pehlay bismillah likhi hay..wah rey wah

 

[barca]

Re: Just For Some Fun, No Offence Intended

 

[karachiwala]

Re: Just For Some Fun, No Offence Intended

This is J-327,
I am 50 Miles away from Pakistan,
16000 Feet above Sea Level,
with No fuel,
Awaiting Instructions. Over?
.
.
.
Control room:
"Kalma parh ley soneya,,,:)
Fuel ethey V koi nai,,
Te uton light jan da V time ho gaya ae
Teno airport v nazr nai aana..
Over...

 

[karachiwala]

Re: Just For Some Fun, No Offence Intended

1: Japan me students k lye bijli free hy.
2: Italy me sb se zyada bijli peda hoti hy.
3: America me log bijli bna kr govrnment ko bechty hen.
4: Singapor me 12 mahiny barish hony k bawjood 1 mint b bijli nhi jati.
5: England me log apni zroorat ki bijli peda kr sakty hen.
6: China me tmam gharon k lye bijli free hy.
7: Turki apny ilawa 3 mulkon ko bijli deta hy.
8: Saudia zroort ki 90% bijli petrol se bnata hy.
.
Aur
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10: Pakistan me bijli medicine k tarha di jati hy.
Subha adha ganta.
Dophr ko or sham ko khany k bad.
Geo pakistani.

 

[Aleph]

Re: Just For Some Fun, No Offence Intended

Haan laikin agar Swiss banks main 60 million dollars maang layn toh woh nahin denay ko tayyar hai Baby Bhutto :P

 

[patriot_purdesi]

Re: Just For Some Fun, No Offence Intended

 

[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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