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Re: Pakistan vs India

Such childish threads say nothing. Everyone knows that Pakistan bowling is a world class and Indian bowling is even worse than Bengalis.

India should have hired Waseem Akram as long term coach. And he should be involved in selection committee for bowlers alongside his services should be used to find new talents from states whose players rarely get to play.

Even Shoaib Akhter, Waqar Younish could be hired for whatever suitable positions. Its shame that India is letting a gully IPL team hire Waseem Akram , while our national team bowling is reduced to gully cricket.
 

descrete

Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
Re: Pakistan vs India

GILL123:

This is where Team India stands against Pak:

Tests
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[TD="class: left"]Pakistan[/TD]
[TD="class: left"]1952-2007[/TD]
[TD]59[/TD]
[TD]12[/TD]
[TD]9[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]38[/TD]
[TD]1.33[/TD]
[TD]37.68[/TD]
[TD]2.85[/TD]
[TD]102[/TD]
[TD]699[/TD]
[TD]116[/TD]
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ODIs

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[TD="class: left"]Pakistan[/TD]
[TD="class: left"]1978-2013[/TD]
[TD]125[/TD]
[TD]71[/TD]
[TD]50[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]4[/TD]
[TD]1.42[/TD]
[TD]32.43[/TD]
[TD]5.13[/TD]
[TD]124[/TD]
[TD]344[/TD]
[TD]87[/TD]
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For last 15+ years team India is doing fine, whereas Pak had the worst time in their entire history, but still you need generations time to fill this gap.

Team India's away record is pathetic at best, for example, against Eng:

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[TD="class: left"]India[/TD]
[TD="class: left"]1932-2011[/TD]
[TD]52[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]27[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]20[/TD]
[TD]0.18[/TD]
[TD]27.89[/TD]
[TD]2.79[/TD]
[TD]96[/TD]
[TD]664[/TD]
[TD]42
[/TD]
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[TD="class: left"]Pak [/TD]
[TD="class: left"]1954-2010[/TD]
[TD]47[/TD]
[TD]9[/TD]
[TD]20[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]18[/TD]
[TD]0.45[/TD]
[TD]27.86[/TD]
[TD]2.76[/TD]
[TD]84[/TD]
[TD]708[/TD]
[TD]72[/TD]
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against NZ.

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[TH]LS[/TH]
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[TD="class: left"]India[/TD]
[TD="class: left"]1947-2012[/TD]
[TD]40[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]26[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]9[/TD]
[TD]0.19[/TD]
[TD]29.49[/TD]
[TD]2.88[/TD]
[TD]76[/TD]
[TD]705[/TD]
[TD]58[/TD]
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[TD="class: left"]Pak [/TD]
[TD="class: left"]1965-2011[/TD]
[TD]29[/TD]
[TD]10[/TD]
[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]14[/TD]
[TD]2.00[/TD]
[TD]33.81[/TD]
[TD]2.79[/TD]
[TD]51[/TD]
[TD]616[/TD]
[TD]104[/TD]
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Money cannot buy you the respect everyone knows where team stands, they are tigers of their own backyard and away:lol:
 
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gazoomartian

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Na Bivi Na Bacha, Baap Bara Na Bhayyeea

Just found this hilarious song from Sub Sey bara Rupaayia

Enjoy




sorry, could not find in DailyMotion
 

UKspec786

Councller (250+ posts)
Re: It's going to bomb!!! lol

Not funny at all. ...
What if someone ran out on road and in front of a moving car?
 

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