Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[sarbakaf]

Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 6 Apr 03/

hmmm
you know what
this is not a joke ...........this is an insult .......of adam eve and God

second serious issue is.....

if some one being muslim makes jokes about prophets , and ALlah....
what would you say when non muslim do the same ?
any one who makes these jokes deserve same punishment

so my suggestion is who so ever posted this joke should delete it , and repent as soon as possible...
we do not joke about religion , no prophet and ofcourse not about Allah...

 

[wamz4]

Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 6 Apr 03/

I am in good terms with alot of non muslims and to be honest unless someone is an illeterate man he wouldn't try to make such a joke...shukar karo k mere samne nahi ho warna Allah ki qasam tumhare moo pe aik aisa chanta aata k yad karte poori umar...khair phir khayal aata hai k baz log aise hi jahil hote hain aur baz parhe likhe jahil hote hain...pata nahi tum kis category main ho...is qism k jokes se tumhari zehniat, tumhari tarbiat aur tumhare aqaaid o kirdaar k bare main bohat maloomat mil gai hain...agli dafa kuch sharam kar lena is qism ki bat karne se pehle...ab jitna likha hai main ne use hi gali samajh lena,,,waise main main baton se nahi hathon aur laton se bat karta agar tum samne hote.

 

[Pakistani1947]

Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 6 Apr 03/

?????? ???????? ??? ????????? ?????? ?????????? ????????? ??? ??????? ??????? ???????? ?????? ?????????????? ??????? ? ??????????? ?????? ??????? ????????

Translation by Yusuf Ali:But there are, among men, those who purchase idle tales, without knowledge (or meaning), to mislead (men) from the Path of Allah and throw ridicule (on the Path): for such there will be a Humiliating Penalty.
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(Quraan 31:6)

 

[Pakistanzandabad]

Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 6 Apr 03/

I am sorry to say that your r bloody stupid to post jokes like that....shame on u ...

 

[jimpack]

Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 6 Apr 03/

Hey Gazooooooo

We were right about your personality after reading your post or replies that you do.

You have become a joke now.

 

[itsnotme90]

Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 6 Apr 03/

Astaghfirullah

 

[itsnotme90]

Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 6 Apr 03/

LOOKING FOR SOBIA REPLY WHERE IS SHE ?

 

[Raaz]

Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 6 Apr 03/

Sorry, does not feel good :x

 

[gazoomartian]

Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 6 Apr 03/

I am in good terms with alot of non muslims and to be honest unless someone is an illeterate man he wouldn't try to make such a joke...shukar karo k mere samne nahi ho warna Allah ki qasam tumhare moo pe aik aisa chanta aata k yad karte poori umar...khair phir khayal aata hai k baz log aise hi jahil hote hain aur baz parhe likhe jahil hote hain...pata nahi tum kis category main ho...is qism k jokes se tumhari zehniat, tumhari tarbiat aur tumhare aqaaid o kirdaar k bare main bohat maloomat mil gai hain...agli dafa kuch sharam kar lena is qism ki bat karne se pehle...ab jitna likha hai main ne use hi gali samajh lena,,,waise main main baton se nahi hathon aur laton se bat karta agar tum samne hote.

whats chanta??

 

[Pakistani1947]

Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 6 Apr 03/

whats chanta??

"chanta" means slap on your face.

Gazomartian,

We are all human and make mistakes but as soon as you realize that you have made a mistake just ask forgiveness from Allah and do toba (????) and then never repeat that mistake again. Allah Almighty is very merciful.

May Allah forgive all our sins (Aameen)

 

[gazoomartian]

Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 6 Apr 03/

whats chanta??

"chanta" means slap on your face.

Gazomartian,

We are all human and make mistakes but as soon as you realize that you have made a mistake just ask forgiveness from Allah and do toba (????) and then never repeat that mistake again. Allah Almighty is very merciful.

May Allah forgive all our sins (Aameen)

thanks for explaining what chant means. It can always be reciprocated but I am not a violent person. Will just grab the hand before reaching my face LOL

 

[vtiorial]

Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 6 Apr 03/

gadoo mathay wats goin on ?

 

[gazoomartian]

Re: Too Much Grief - Have a Laugh Now, Jokes - Vol 6 Apr 03/

gadoo mathay wats goin on ?

not much man. Just tryin to deal with some 'perfect muslims', at least on the internet anyway LOL

 

[coolsg]

Re: Brave Indian Passenger - Very Funny

[clap] its enough sarbakaf i agree with you........
YRA BS KR

 

[dukelondon]

Electicity problem in Pakistan - Funny MUST Enjoy!!!

2 Dost
Year 1980
1st: Yaar Ye Light Kab
Jati Hy.?
2nd: Pata Nhi, Meray Khyal Me
Sal Me 1 Baar.!


1990
1st: Yaar Ye Light
Kyu Jati Hy.?
2nd, Pata Nahi, Meray
Khayal Me Transformer Badaltay Hain.


2009
1st: Yaar Ye Light
Kab Ati Hy?
2nd: Jab Hamray Area Ki Jaygi,
Tab Tumhary Area Ki Ayage.!


2014
1st: Yaar Ye Light Aygi Aj.?
2nd: Nahi Aj Faisalabad Me Hy,
Lahore Ki Baari Kal Hy.!


2020
1st: Suna Hy Puranay Waqton
Me Light Huwa Kerti Thi.?
2nd: So Ja Light Wite Kuch Nahi Hoti,
Sub Tera Weham Hy..!

 

[alibokhari]

Re: Electicity problem in Pakistan - Funny MUST Enjoy!!!

2 Dost
Year 1980
1st: Yaar Ye Light Kab
Jati Hy.?
2nd: Pata Nhi, Meray Khyal Me
Sal Me 1 Baar.!


1990
1st: Yaar Ye Light
Kyu Jati Hy.?
2nd, Pata Nahi, Meray
Khayal Me Transformer Badaltay Hain.


2009
1st: Yaar Ye Light
Kab Ati Hy?
2nd: Jab Hamray Area Ki Jaygi,
Tab Tumhary Area Ki Ayage.!


2014
1st: Yaar Ye Light Aygi Aj.?
2nd: Nahi Aj Faisalabad Me Hy,
Lahore Ki Baari Kal Hy.!


2020
1st: Suna Hy Puranay Waqton
Me Light Huwa Kerti Thi.?
2nd: So Ja Light Wite Kuch Nahi Hoti,
Sub Tera Weham Hy..!

hahahahahahah [hilar] [hilar] [hilar] [hilar] [hilar]

 

[itsnotme90]

Re: Electicity problem in Pakistan - Funny MUST Enjoy!!!

 

[Ussi1]

3 New Saudi Arabian Burger King Ads - funny :P

The Burger Wars have taken a whole new direction. Like maybe into cultural irony, although that's expecting a lot from a fast food chain. Burger King has just aired -- on YouTube, as a preview to hitting the mainstream airways -- three new ads made specifically for their Middle Eastern audience. According to GlobalPost, the three ads "were developed by Dubai-based Tonic Communications for the Gulf region's Burger King franchise-holder, Riyadh-based Olayan Group, a Saudi-owned international conglomerate." Got that?

The three ads feature the same group of young people at a Saudi Arabian Burger King: two Arab men and two American women whom they've clearly just met. The women are idiots. ("You know I have a neighbor and he has a sandpit? But I know it's not like really the same thing.") The men play along with their clueless procession of stereotypes. Everybody's making fun of everybody else simultaneously, I guess, and thus increasing both general good will and burger sales. Have It Your Way. It's either hilarious or deeply depressing. Or maybe both, depending on your blood sugar levels and, well, a whole lot of things.

 

[Blue Moon]

Monkey Business-Funny

 

[msmirza007]

Re: Monkey Business-Funny

the first video prove that

Monkey is the king of Jungle [hilar]

very Funny