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Siasi Joke !
1 Murghi ne 3 Anday diye,
or dua mangi k meri olad siyasatdan banay, (bigsmile)
jab 1 anda tuta to Altaf Hussain niklay, :13:
jab 2sra tuta to Nawaz Sharif niklay, :13:
magar jab 3sra anda tuta hi nahin to murghi pareshan hogae :(
itne mein anday se awaz i .... Ammee :)
Mein ZARDARI hun.... 5 sal puray ker k hi niklunga :lol::lol::lol:
1 Murghi ne 3 Anday diye,
or dua mangi k meri olad siyasatdan banay, (bigsmile)
jab 1 anda tuta to Altaf Hussain niklay, :13:
jab 2sra tuta to Nawaz Sharif niklay, :13:
magar jab 3sra anda tuta hi nahin to murghi pareshan hogae :(
itne mein anday se awaz i .... Ammee :)
Mein ZARDARI hun.... 5 sal puray ker k hi niklunga :lol::lol::lol:
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dukelondon
Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Siasi Joke !
Good joke[hilar]
Good joke[hilar]
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread
Great Weekend
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There's no money in that account.'
'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
See.......Not All Seniors Are Senile
Great Weekend
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There's no money in that account.'
'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
See.......Not All Seniors Are Senile
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread
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1. Money can’t buy happiness but...
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the motherfucker’s name.
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does milk.
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the motherfucker’s name.
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does milk.
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread
“Lady Luck” counts a lot. Have a nice weekend.
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious.
When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.
Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle why he was so interested in talking to her. She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her.
President Obama then said, " Oh, so if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant" , to which Michelle responded, "No, if I had married him, he would now be the President"
“Lady Luck” counts a lot. Have a nice weekend.
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious.
When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.
Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle why he was so interested in talking to her. She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her.
President Obama then said, " Oh, so if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant" , to which Michelle responded, "No, if I had married him, he would now be the President"
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread
How long do we suffer???
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's kidney ; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he
is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: [FONT=Times
New Roman]"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the[/FONT]
brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks
he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of
the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2
weeks he is looking for work."
The Pakistani. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues,
you are way behind us....in Pakistan (about two years ago) we grabbed a
person with no brains, no heart,....we made him President of
Pakistan, and now.......[FONT=Times
New Roman]the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"[/FONT]
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's kidney ; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he
is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: [FONT=Times
New Roman]"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the[/FONT]
brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks
he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of
the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2
weeks he is looking for work."
The Pakistani. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues,
you are way behind us....in Pakistan (about two years ago) we grabbed a
person with no brains, no heart,....we made him President of
Pakistan, and now.......[FONT=Times
New Roman]the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"[/FONT]
pakistan1947
MPA (400+ posts)
Siasi Joke
1 jamadaarni 2sri se:
Mujhey tou aisa lerka chaiyey Jo
Qatil ho
Corrupt ho
Zalim ho
Ayaar ho
2sri jamadarni:
Chal Kamini
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"Aidee tu Benazir"
1 jamadaarni 2sri se:
Mujhey tou aisa lerka chaiyey Jo
Qatil ho
Corrupt ho
Zalim ho
Ayaar ho
2sri jamadarni:
Chal Kamini
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"Aidee tu Benazir"
Tilloo
MPA (400+ posts)
canadian
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
KhanHaripur
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
'Dolphin man' denied record despite stunning swim
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/30036/
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/30036/
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/
Tilloo
MPA (400+ posts)
bankalalookheti
MPA (400+ posts)
Re: Amazing Bird Must See . . .Subhan Allah
دیکھو کیا کیا کرنا پڑتا ہے صنفِ نازک کی توجہ حاصل کرنے کیلیۓ
Attacck.....Attack .....Attack .....Attack
Attacck.....Attack .....Attack .....Attack
http://de.eurosport.yahoo.com/04022011/73/buntes-horror-bienen-stuermen-fussball-spiel.html
Attacck.....Attack .....Attack .....Attack
http://de.eurosport.yahoo.com/04022011/73/buntes-horror-bienen-stuermen-fussball-spiel.html
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