Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[perfect janwer]

Re: Caption Time- For MQM lovers

bawazo hote hui isliye dar lagta hy , ke kahi wezo tot na jaye.....

 

[zubair12345]

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altaf gandge ka dhair lagta hey

lagta nahee hai eh hai bhai kisee shak main na mubtila rahen

 

[zubair12345]

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Caption Time....

" Mera Qaid tu crimes ka gharh lagta ha..."
" Bina Gas Mask,choney se dar lagta ha.."

chalo iss gandagee k dher ne mere doni bhaion ki shair tu banadya ( thinking aor res1pect ) ko

 

[سعد]

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با وضو ہو کے بھی میں بھائی کو کیسے چھو لوں
(cry)بھائی کو تو دیکھتے ہی وضو ٹوٹ جاتا ہے ​

 

[Sweetsagar Sagar]

fun time

 

[Adeel Rehman]

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[Adeel Rehman]

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[Adeel Rehman]

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[jazbati]

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Aik Karachi wale dosre bande se jo Larkana ka muqami tha:
Ap Kabhi Larkana Gaye Hain...

Larkana Ka Rihaishi:
G bilkul, aik baar tu paida bhi hogaya tha :)

 

[kwan225]

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[kwan225]

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[aazad.mubassir]

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[aazad.mubassir]

 

[ibnemasood]

Lost car keys !!

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room... it wasn't there.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, car number and description of the place where I parked etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband!!!

"Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these.

"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.

" There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I manage to convince this policeman that I have not stolen your car."

 

[Wadaich]

وزیرکی زبان اور چورکے ہاتھ. کیا فرماتے آپ؟

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[handsome.ebi]

Baghr zuban walaparveez rasheed kitna bura lage ga :)



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[Wadaich]

Re: وزیرکی زبان اور چورکے ہاتھ. کیا فرماتے آپ؟

Is dafa koi aisa kumhar chahiyae jo zuban ki jaga neck katnay ka hukam day.

 

[ranaji]

Re: وزیرکی زبان اور چورکے ہاتھ. کیا فرماتے آپ؟

Baghr zuban walaparveez rasheed kitna bura lage ga :)



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​BAAAY Zubaaan paijaa aur tooondaaa abid sher ali

 

[Night_Hawk]

 

[Sohraab]