Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

Adeel Rehman

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: just for fun

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Adeel Rehman

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: just for fun

1. Principal: Are You Chewing Gum..???
Student: No, I'm Human Being..!
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2. Wife: We Are Having Mother For Dinner
Tonight.
Husband: But Darling, I'm Vegetarian..!! How
Can I Eat Her..??
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3. Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor..?
No, You'll Have To Walk As Well..!!!
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4. Girl: I Have Changed MyMind..!!
Boy: Thank God, But Does The New One
Work..!?!:D :P;)
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gazoomartian

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: just for fun

Pintu: Daadi neend nahi aa rahi. Hum baate kare.
Daadi: thik he.
Pintu : Daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge? Aap,Mom,Dad,Mai aur Behen.
Daadi : Nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 6 ho jayenge.
Pintu : Fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 5 ho jayenge.
Daadi : Beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 6 ho jayenge.
Pintu : Fir aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 5 ho jayenge.

Daadi : Kaminne, kut'te haramkhor Soja chup chap... !!


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Adeel Rehman

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: just for fun

Life before Computer:
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-Window was a square hole in a room..
-Application was something written in paper..
-Mouse was an animal..
-Keyboard was a Piano..
-File was a important office material..
-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip..
-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with
Glue..
-Web was spider's home..
-Virus was flu..
-Apple and Blackberry were just fruits..
 

monh zorr

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Pakistanis are smarter than technology!!!

پاکستانیوں کو بدنام کرنے سے پہلے، کم ازکم برابر میں بیٹھی تھائی لڑکی کو تو نکال دیتے تصویر سے،،
 

Khuram Shehzad Jafri

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Pakistanis are smarter than technology!!!

پھیلی بات یہ پاکستانی تصویر نہیں ہے

:p;)

دوسری بات کوئی چنگی گل وی پاکستان دی وکھا دیتی کرو


 

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