Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

WatanDost

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
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gazoomartian

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Goodbye Mom

A friend of mine posted on his facebook account.


I hope this touches you the way it touched me !




Goodbye Mom

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."



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zain786

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Just for fun no heart fellings

اردو لغت‎ ‎‏(نیوایڈیشن)


ختنه‎:‎
مردانہ عضو تناسل کو دھار دینےکاعمل


خاتن‏‎:‎
ختنه کرنےوالا‎ ‎


مختون‎:‎
جسکاختنه کیاجاۓ


خاتون‎:‎
جس کیلئےختنه کیا جائے


پختون:
جوختنہ والےکوخاتون پرترجیح دے


:lol:
 

سعد

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Just for fun no heart fellings

I saw this kind of ''FUN'' against punjabi race. But ofcource I wouldn't it post here. Its too dicriminatory and cheap
 
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zain786

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
public service msg by police funny

Ek Garib ko Chirag mila!!
Usne Uthaya aur Ragar Diya..
Zordaar Dhamaka Hua.
Khud to mara sath, Aas Paas k 9 admi bhe lore laga diye,


"Alladin ka Zamana gaya Bhosri waalo..
Lawaris chizo se door raho"
-SINDH Police..
 

Adeel Rehman

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: just for fun



یک انگریز پاکستان کی سیر کرنے آیا۔ وہ ایک پاکستانی گائیڈ کو لے کر

لاہور کی سیر کر رہا تھا ریلوے پھاٹک بند تھا۔ انگریز نے گاڑی کھڑی کی

اور دیکھا کہ ایک پاکستانی کندھے پر سائیکل اٹھائے ریلوے پھاٹک

کراس کر رہا ہے۔ انگریز نے پاکستانی گائیڈ سے پوچھا کہ یہ شخص

کیا کر رہا ہے؟ گائیڈ نے انگریز کو بتایا کہ اصل میں پاکستانی قوم کے
پاس وقت نہیں ہے وہ گاڑی آنے کا انتظار نہیں کر سکتی۔ اس لئے یہ

شخص سائیکل کندھے پر اٹھائے پھاٹک کراس کر رہا ہے۔ جب گاڑی گزر گئی تو

انگریز نے پھاٹک کراس کر کے دیکھا۔ وہی شخص دوسری طرف بندر کار تماشا دیکھنے میں مشغول تھ
 

Adeel Rehman

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: just for fun

Pintu: Daadi neend nahi aa rahi. Hum baate kare.
Daadi: thik he.
Pintu : Daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge? Aap,Mom,Dad,Mai aur Behen.
Daadi : Nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 6 ho jayenge.
Pintu : Fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 5 ho jayenge.
Daadi : Beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 6 ho jayenge.
Pintu : Fir aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 5 ho jayenge.

Daadi : Kaminne, kut'te haramkhor Soja chup chap... !!
 

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