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inqlabzindabaad
Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
Re: قوم فیصلہ کر چکی
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jangjoo786
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: قوم فیصلہ کر چکی
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Not_Guilty
Minister (2k+ posts)
Bani Adam
Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Best Political Joke For Juma----Ceiling Fan
An Afghani at Islamabad Airport
An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport, introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.
The Pakistani Officer was surprised, and asked: "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping?
The Afghan replied: "Oye Haramzaade ki aulad, don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan ?"
4 SURGEONS..... Great Diagnosis!
Four surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
But the fourth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Pakistani politicians are the easiest to operate on. There're no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the ******* - and they are interchangeable'.
An Afghani at Islamabad Airport
An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport, introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.
The Pakistani Officer was surprised, and asked: "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping?
The Afghan replied: "Oye Haramzaade ki aulad, don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan ?"
4 SURGEONS..... Great Diagnosis!
Four surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
But the fourth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Pakistani politicians are the easiest to operate on. There're no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the ******* - and they are interchangeable'.
dubaikadada
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Adi GuJJaR
MPA (400+ posts)
Just for fun !!!!
ایک پاکستانی اور ایک امریکی دونوں دوست تھے ایک دن دونوں نے ایک چاکلیٹ سٹور سے ایک چاکلیٹ خریدی ۔ وہاں سب لوگوں کو مصروف دیکھ کر امریکی نے تین چاکلیٹ چرا لیں ۔ جب دونوں باہر آئے تو امریکی کہنے لگا میں سب سے اچھا چور ہوں میں نے تین چاکلیٹ چرالی ہیں اور کسی نے دیکھا بھی نہیں ۔ تم ایسا نہیں کرسکتے ۔
پاکستانی: تمہیں اس سے اچھی چیز دکھاتا ہوں۔
دونوں واپس دوکان پر گئے اور کاونٹر پہ بیٹھے لڑکے سے پاکستانی نے کہا ۔ تم جادو دیکھنا چاہتے ہو ؟
لڑکا ہاں ۔
پاکستانی مجھے ایک چاکلیٹ دو۔۔ اس نے دی اور پاکستانی کھا گیا۔
پاکستانی نے دوسری مانگی اس نے دی، پاکستانی وہ بھی کھا گیا پھر تیسری مانگی وہ بھی کھا گیا ۔ ۔
لڑکا بولا اس میں جادو کہاں ہے ۔
پاکستانی: میرے دوست کی جیب دیکھو۔ تینوں چاکلیٹ وہاں رکھی ہیں۔
ایک پاکستانی اور ایک امریکی دونوں دوست تھے ایک دن دونوں نے ایک چاکلیٹ سٹور سے ایک چاکلیٹ خریدی ۔ وہاں سب لوگوں کو مصروف دیکھ کر امریکی نے تین چاکلیٹ چرا لیں ۔ جب دونوں باہر آئے تو امریکی کہنے لگا میں سب سے اچھا چور ہوں میں نے تین چاکلیٹ چرالی ہیں اور کسی نے دیکھا بھی نہیں ۔ تم ایسا نہیں کرسکتے ۔
پاکستانی: تمہیں اس سے اچھی چیز دکھاتا ہوں۔
دونوں واپس دوکان پر گئے اور کاونٹر پہ بیٹھے لڑکے سے پاکستانی نے کہا ۔ تم جادو دیکھنا چاہتے ہو ؟
لڑکا ہاں ۔
پاکستانی مجھے ایک چاکلیٹ دو۔۔ اس نے دی اور پاکستانی کھا گیا۔
پاکستانی نے دوسری مانگی اس نے دی، پاکستانی وہ بھی کھا گیا پھر تیسری مانگی وہ بھی کھا گیا ۔ ۔
لڑکا بولا اس میں جادو کہاں ہے ۔
پاکستانی: میرے دوست کی جیب دیکھو۔ تینوں چاکلیٹ وہاں رکھی ہیں۔
spitfire
MPA (400+ posts)
Re: Just for fun !!!!
A pakistani tour guide was showing various famous landmarks of karachi. American kept saying, oh we can bild this in a day, we can do this in one months and so on. when they reached Habib bank plaza, the american asked which building is this? pakistani tour guide replied " I have no idea as it wasn't there in the morning"
A pakistani tour guide was showing various famous landmarks of karachi. American kept saying, oh we can bild this in a day, we can do this in one months and so on. when they reached Habib bank plaza, the american asked which building is this? pakistani tour guide replied " I have no idea as it wasn't there in the morning"
Mehrushka
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betterpakistan
Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
PLM N kay Sheroon ki Jungali bundaroo say Patai
PLM N kay Sheroon ki Jungali bundaroo say Patai, dekho dekho kia honay wala hay 11 may ko.....
PLM N kay Sheroon ki Jungali bundaroo say Patai, dekho dekho kia honay wala hay 11 may ko.....
pakistanitiger
MPA (400+ posts)
Re: PLM N kay Sheroon ki Jungali bundaroo say Patai
6 May thak pori G.anja family ....Bakri ... ban kr baag jay gi medaan sy ....................
6 May thak pori G.anja family ....Bakri ... ban kr baag jay gi medaan sy ....................
Pakistan1992
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: PLM N kay Sheroon ki Jungali bundaroo say Patai
hahahahaha.inshALLAH.
hahahahaha.inshALLAH.
Not_Guilty
Minister (2k+ posts)
Sher_ka_Shakari
Senator (1k+ posts)
Sher aik Parinday k Hatoon Chit
Admin please do not Merge or Delete. Just for Fun.
Admin please do not Merge or Delete. Just for Fun.
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