Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

Okara

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: CCTV footage of shop robbery in Depalpur

Punjab Police Zinda Baad. I salute Shahbaz Shareef bring good governance to grass root level.
 

Sniper

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
ﻓﯿﺲ ﺑُﮏ ﭘﺮ لڑکیوں ﮐﯽ ﺷﮩﺮﺕ کیلئے ﭼﻮﺩﮦ ﺭﮨ&#6525

-:1 ﮨﺮ 3ﺩﻥ ﺑﻌﺪ ﻓﯿﻠﻨﮓ ﺍﻓﺴﺮﺩﮦ ﮨﺮ ﭘﺎﻧﭽﻮﯾﮟ ﺩﻥ ﻓﯿﻠﻨﮓ
happy ﺍﻭﺭ ﮨﺮ ﺁﭨﮭﻮﯾﮟ ﺩﻥ ﻓﯿﻠﻨﮓ Headache ﮐﯽ ﭘﻮﺳﭧ
ﺩﯾﮟ
-:2 5 ﮨﺰﺍﺭ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉﺯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﮯ 4 ﮨﺰﺍﺭ ﻟﮍﮐﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ
ﺑﻨﺎﺋﯿﮟ
ﮐﯿﻮﻧﮑﮧ ﯾﮩﯽ ﮨﺮ ﺗﺼﻮﯾﺮ ﭘﺮ ﻭﺍﮦ ﻭﺍﮦ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮨﺮ ﻏﻢ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺁﮦ ﺁﮦ
ﮐﺮﺗﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ
-:3 ﻧﺎﻣﻮﺭ ﺷﻌﺮﺍ ﮐﯽ ﺷﺎﻋﺮﯼ ﮨﻤﺮﺍﮦ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﺗﺼﻮﯾﺮ ﮐﮯ
ﭘﻮﺳﭧ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﺳﺮﺩﯾﻮﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮨﻤﯿﺸﮧ ﺑﮍﮬﮑﺘﯽ ﺷﺎﻋﺮﯼ ﺍﻭﺭ
ﮔﺮﻣﯿﻮﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺩﮐﮭﯽ ﺷﺎﻋﺮﯼ ﮐﺎ ﺍﻧﺘﺨﺎﺏ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﺗﺎﮐﮧ
ﻗﺎﺭﺋﯿﻦ ﺳﺮﺩ ﺁﮨﻮﮞ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮔﺮﻡ ﺳﺎﻧﺴﻮﮞ ﺳﮯ ﻣﻮﺳﻢ ﮐﻮ
ﻣﻌﺘﺪﻝ ﺭﮐﮫ ﺳﮑﯿﮟ
-:4 ﺁﭖ ﺭﻭﺯﺍﻧﮧ ﺳﻔﺮ ﭼﺎﮨﮯ ﭼﻨﮓ ﭼﯽ ﭘﺮ ﮐﺮﺗﯽ ﮨﻮﮞ ﻟﯿﮑﻦ
ﺳﭩﯿﭩﺲ ﭘﺮ ﭨﺮﯾﻮﻟﻨﮓ ﺁﻥ Lovely Civic ﻟﮑﮭﯿﮟ
-:5 ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﺍﺻﻞ ﻗﺮﯾﺒﯽ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﮐﻮ ﻓﯿﺲ ﺑﮏ ﭘﺮ ﮐﺒﮭﯽ
ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﻧﺎ ﺑﻨﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﻭﺭﻧﮧ ﻭﮦ ﺁﭘﮑﯽ ﺷﮩﺮﺕ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﮑﺮ ﻣﺎﺭﮮ
ﺣﺴﺪ ﮐﮯ ﺁﭘﮑﺎ ﮐﭽﺎ ﭼﭩﮭﺎ ﮐﺴﯽ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻭﻗﺖ ﮐﮭﻮﻝ ﺳﮑﺘﯽ
ﮨﮯ
-:6 ﮐﺴﯽ ﻣﺸﮩﻮﺭ ﺍﺩﺍﮐﺎﺭﮦ ' ﻣﺎﮈﻝ ﮐﻮ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﻟﺴﭧ
ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﮉ ﻧﺎ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﮐﯿﻮﻧﮑﮧ ﺁﭖ ﺳﮯ ﺧﻮﺑﺼﻮﺭﺕ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ
ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ( ﺁﭘﮑﯽ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﺩﺍﻧﺴﺖ ﻣﯿﮟ )
-:7 ﺻﺒﺢ ﺍُﭨﮫ ﮐﺮ ﮔﻮﮔﻞ ﺳﮯ ﮐﺴﯽ ﺍﭼﮭﮯ ﺳﮯ ﻧﺎﺷﺘﮯ ﮐﯽ
ﺗﺼﻮﯾﺮ ﺍُﭨﮭﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﭖ ﻟﻮﮈ ﮐﺮﺩﯾﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺧﻮﺩ ﺁﺭﺍﻡ ﺳﮯ
ﺍﭼﺎﺭ ﮐﯿﺴﺎﺗﮫ ﺭﻭﭨﯽ ﮐﮭﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺳﺎﺗﮫ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﭘﻮﺳﭧ
ﭘﺮ ﮐﻤﻨﭩﺲ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻻﺋﮑﺲ ﮐﮯ ﻣﺰﮮ ﺍُﭨﮭﺎﺋﯿﮟ
-:8 ﮔﮭﺮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻣﺪﺗﻮﮞ ﺑﻌﺪ ﻏﻠﻄﯽ ﺳﮯ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺍﭼﮭﯽ ﮈﺵ
ﺑﻦ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﯾﺎ ﭘﮍﻭﺳﯿﻮﮞ ﺳﮯ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﮈﺵ ﺁﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﺗﻮ ﻓﻮﺭﺍً ﺳﮯ
ﭘﯿﺸﺘﺮ ﺍﺳﮑﯽ ﺗﺼﺎﻭﯾﺮ ﺍﭖ ﻟﻮﮈ ﮐﺮﺩﯾﮟ
-:9 ﺭﺷﺘﮧ ﺩﺍﺭﻭﮞ ﮐﯽ ﺷﺎﺩﯾﻮﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺟﺎﮐﺮ ﻣﺨﺘﻠﻒ ﺍﯾﻨﮕﻠﺰ
ﺳﮯ ﺗﺼﻮﯾﺮﯾﮟ ﺍﺗﺮﻭﺍﺋﯿﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻭﻗﻔﮯ ﻭﻗﻔﮯ ﺳﮯ ﺷﺌﯿﺮ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ
ﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﺍﮎ ﺳﺎﺗﮫ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﺗﺼﺎﻭﯾﺮ ﺍﮎ ﺳﺎﺗﮫ ﺷﺌﯿﺮ ﻧﺎ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ
-:10 ﺑﻐﯿﺮ ﻧﺎﻡ ﻟﯿﺌﮯ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﻟﺴﭧ ﺳﮯ ﮐﺴﯽ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ
ﮐﯽ ﺷﮑﺎﺋﺘﯽ ﭘﻮﺳﭧ ﻟﮕﺎ ﺩﯾﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺩﻭﺳﺮﻭﮞ ﺳﮯ ﺍﺱ ﺑﺎﺭﮮ
ﺭﺍﺋﮯ ﻟﯿﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﺳﮑﯽ ﻏﯿﺒﺖ ﮐﺎ ﻣﺰﮦ ﺍُﭨﮭﺎﺋﯿﮟ
-:11 ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻧﺌﯽ ﻓﻠﻢ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺘﮯ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ ﻭﺍﭼﻨﮓ Movie
...... ﮐﺎ ﺳﭩﯿﭩﺲ ﺿﺮﻭﺭ ﺍﭖ ﻟﻮﮈ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ
-:12 ﮐﺴﯽ ﺩﻭﺳﺮﯼ ﻟﮍﮐﯽ ﮐﯽ ﭘﻮﺳﭧ ﮐﻮ ﻧﺎ ﻻﺋﮏ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﻧﺎ
ﮨﯽ ﮐﻤﻨﭧ ﺩﯾﮟ ﺍﮔﺮ ﮐﻤﻨﭧ ﮐﺮﻧﺎ ﺑﮩﺖ ﮨﯽ ﺿﺮﻭﺭﯼ ﮨﻮ ﺗﻮ
ﺍﯾﺴﺎ ﮐﻤﻨﭧ ﺩﯾﮟ ﺟﺲ ﺳﮯ ﺍﺳﮑﮯ ﺗﻦ ﺑﺪﻥ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺁﮒ ﻟﮓ
ﺟﺎﺋﮯ
-:13 ﺭﻭﺯﺍﻧﮧ ﺩﺱ ﺳﮯ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﻟﻮﮔﻮﮞ ﮐﯽ ﭘﻮﺳﭧ ﮐﻮ ﻻﺋﮏ
ﺍﻭﺭ ﮐﻤﻨﭧ ﺩﯾﮟ ﺍﯾﺴﺎ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﺳﮯ ﺁﭖ ﮐﯽ ﻭﮦ "ﻋﺰﺕ " ﺍﻭﺭ
ﻗﺪﺭ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺭﮨﮯ ﮔﯽ
-:14 ﭼﺎﮨﮯ ﻣﺤﻠﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺩﮐﺎﻥ ﺳﮯ ﺍﻧﮉﮮ ﻟﯿﻨﮯ ﺟﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﻟﯿﮑﻦ
ﺳﭩﯿﭩﺲ Shopping at pace ﮐﺎ ﺩﯾﮟ
 

Bawa

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: ﻓﯿﺲ ﺑُﮏ ﭘﺮ لڑکیوں ﮐﯽ ﺷﮩﺮﺕ کیلئے ﭼﻮﺩﮦ ﺭﮨ&a

-:1 ﮨﺮ 3ﺩﻥ ﺑﻌﺪ ﻓﯿﻠﻨﮓ ﺍﻓﺴﺮﺩﮦ ﮨﺮ ﭘﺎﻧﭽﻮﯾﮟ ﺩﻥ ﻓﯿﻠﻨﮓ
happy ﺍﻭﺭ ﮨﺮ ﺁﭨﮭﻮﯾﮟ ﺩﻥ ﻓﯿﻠﻨﮓ Headache ﮐﯽ ﭘﻮﺳﭧ
ﺩﯾﮟ
-:2 5 ﮨﺰﺍﺭ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉﺯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﮯ 4 ﮨﺰﺍﺭ ﻟﮍﮐﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ
ﺑﻨﺎﺋﯿﮟ
ﮐﯿﻮﻧﮑﮧ ﯾﮩﯽ ﮨﺮ ﺗﺼﻮﯾﺮ ﭘﺮ ﻭﺍﮦ ﻭﺍﮦ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮨﺮ ﻏﻢ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺁﮦ ﺁﮦ
ﮐﺮﺗﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ
-:3 ﻧﺎﻣﻮﺭ ﺷﻌﺮﺍ ﮐﯽ ﺷﺎﻋﺮﯼ ﮨﻤﺮﺍﮦ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﺗﺼﻮﯾﺮ ﮐﮯ
ﭘﻮﺳﭧ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﺳﺮﺩﯾﻮﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮨﻤﯿﺸﮧ ﺑﮍﮬﮑﺘﯽ ﺷﺎﻋﺮﯼ ﺍﻭﺭ
ﮔﺮﻣﯿﻮﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺩﮐﮭﯽ ﺷﺎﻋﺮﯼ ﮐﺎ ﺍﻧﺘﺨﺎﺏ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﺗﺎﮐﮧ
ﻗﺎﺭﺋﯿﻦ ﺳﺮﺩ ﺁﮨﻮﮞ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮔﺮﻡ ﺳﺎﻧﺴﻮﮞ ﺳﮯ ﻣﻮﺳﻢ ﮐﻮ
ﻣﻌﺘﺪﻝ ﺭﮐﮫ ﺳﮑﯿﮟ
-:4 ﺁﭖ ﺭﻭﺯﺍﻧﮧ ﺳﻔﺮ ﭼﺎﮨﮯ ﭼﻨﮓ ﭼﯽ ﭘﺮ ﮐﺮﺗﯽ ﮨﻮﮞ ﻟﯿﮑﻦ
ﺳﭩﯿﭩﺲ ﭘﺮ ﭨﺮﯾﻮﻟﻨﮓ ﺁﻥ Lovely Civic ﻟﮑﮭﯿﮟ
-:5 ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﺍﺻﻞ ﻗﺮﯾﺒﯽ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﮐﻮ ﻓﯿﺲ ﺑﮏ ﭘﺮ ﮐﺒﮭﯽ
ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﻧﺎ ﺑﻨﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﻭﺭﻧﮧ ﻭﮦ ﺁﭘﮑﯽ ﺷﮩﺮﺕ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﮑﺮ ﻣﺎﺭﮮ
ﺣﺴﺪ ﮐﮯ ﺁﭘﮑﺎ ﮐﭽﺎ ﭼﭩﮭﺎ ﮐﺴﯽ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻭﻗﺖ ﮐﮭﻮﻝ ﺳﮑﺘﯽ
ﮨﮯ
-:6 ﮐﺴﯽ ﻣﺸﮩﻮﺭ ﺍﺩﺍﮐﺎﺭﮦ ' ﻣﺎﮈﻝ ﮐﻮ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﻟﺴﭧ
ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﮉ ﻧﺎ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﮐﯿﻮﻧﮑﮧ ﺁﭖ ﺳﮯ ﺧﻮﺑﺼﻮﺭﺕ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ
ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ( ﺁﭘﮑﯽ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﺩﺍﻧﺴﺖ ﻣﯿﮟ )
-:7 ﺻﺒﺢ ﺍُﭨﮫ ﮐﺮ ﮔﻮﮔﻞ ﺳﮯ ﮐﺴﯽ ﺍﭼﮭﮯ ﺳﮯ ﻧﺎﺷﺘﮯ ﮐﯽ
ﺗﺼﻮﯾﺮ ﺍُﭨﮭﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﭖ ﻟﻮﮈ ﮐﺮﺩﯾﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺧﻮﺩ ﺁﺭﺍﻡ ﺳﮯ
ﺍﭼﺎﺭ ﮐﯿﺴﺎﺗﮫ ﺭﻭﭨﯽ ﮐﮭﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺳﺎﺗﮫ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﭘﻮﺳﭧ
ﭘﺮ ﮐﻤﻨﭩﺲ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻻﺋﮑﺲ ﮐﮯ ﻣﺰﮮ ﺍُﭨﮭﺎﺋﯿﮟ
-:8 ﮔﮭﺮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻣﺪﺗﻮﮞ ﺑﻌﺪ ﻏﻠﻄﯽ ﺳﮯ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺍﭼﮭﯽ ﮈﺵ
ﺑﻦ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﯾﺎ ﭘﮍﻭﺳﯿﻮﮞ ﺳﮯ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﮈﺵ ﺁﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﺗﻮ ﻓﻮﺭﺍً ﺳﮯ
ﭘﯿﺸﺘﺮ ﺍﺳﮑﯽ ﺗﺼﺎﻭﯾﺮ ﺍﭖ ﻟﻮﮈ ﮐﺮﺩﯾﮟ
-:9 ﺭﺷﺘﮧ ﺩﺍﺭﻭﮞ ﮐﯽ ﺷﺎﺩﯾﻮﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺟﺎﮐﺮ ﻣﺨﺘﻠﻒ ﺍﯾﻨﮕﻠﺰ
ﺳﮯ ﺗﺼﻮﯾﺮﯾﮟ ﺍﺗﺮﻭﺍﺋﯿﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻭﻗﻔﮯ ﻭﻗﻔﮯ ﺳﮯ ﺷﺌﯿﺮ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ
ﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﺍﮎ ﺳﺎﺗﮫ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﺗﺼﺎﻭﯾﺮ ﺍﮎ ﺳﺎﺗﮫ ﺷﺌﯿﺮ ﻧﺎ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ
-:10 ﺑﻐﯿﺮ ﻧﺎﻡ ﻟﯿﺌﮯ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﻟﺴﭧ ﺳﮯ ﮐﺴﯽ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ
ﮐﯽ ﺷﮑﺎﺋﺘﯽ ﭘﻮﺳﭧ ﻟﮕﺎ ﺩﯾﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺩﻭﺳﺮﻭﮞ ﺳﮯ ﺍﺱ ﺑﺎﺭﮮ
ﺭﺍﺋﮯ ﻟﯿﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﺳﮑﯽ ﻏﯿﺒﺖ ﮐﺎ ﻣﺰﮦ ﺍُﭨﮭﺎﺋﯿﮟ
-:11 ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻧﺌﯽ ﻓﻠﻢ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺘﮯ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ ﻭﺍﭼﻨﮓ Movie
...... ﮐﺎ ﺳﭩﯿﭩﺲ ﺿﺮﻭﺭ ﺍﭖ ﻟﻮﮈ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ
-:12 ﮐﺴﯽ ﺩﻭﺳﺮﯼ ﻟﮍﮐﯽ ﮐﯽ ﭘﻮﺳﭧ ﮐﻮ ﻧﺎ ﻻﺋﮏ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﻧﺎ
ﮨﯽ ﮐﻤﻨﭧ ﺩﯾﮟ ﺍﮔﺮ ﮐﻤﻨﭧ ﮐﺮﻧﺎ ﺑﮩﺖ ﮨﯽ ﺿﺮﻭﺭﯼ ﮨﻮ ﺗﻮ
ﺍﯾﺴﺎ ﮐﻤﻨﭧ ﺩﯾﮟ ﺟﺲ ﺳﮯ ﺍﺳﮑﮯ ﺗﻦ ﺑﺪﻥ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺁﮒ ﻟﮓ
ﺟﺎﺋﮯ
-:13 ﺭﻭﺯﺍﻧﮧ ﺩﺱ ﺳﮯ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﻟﻮﮔﻮﮞ ﮐﯽ ﭘﻮﺳﭧ ﮐﻮ ﻻﺋﮏ
ﺍﻭﺭ ﮐﻤﻨﭧ ﺩﯾﮟ ﺍﯾﺴﺎ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﺳﮯ ﺁﭖ ﮐﯽ ﻭﮦ "ﻋﺰﺕ " ﺍﻭﺭ
ﻗﺪﺭ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺭﮨﮯ ﮔﯽ
-:14 ﭼﺎﮨﮯ ﻣﺤﻠﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺩﮐﺎﻥ ﺳﮯ ﺍﻧﮉﮮ ﻟﯿﻨﮯ ﺟﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﻟﯿﮑﻦ
ﺳﭩﯿﭩﺲ Shopping at pace ﮐﺎ ﺩﯾﮟ





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Waqassa

MPA (400+ posts)
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Riemn

MPA (400+ posts)
Request to people of Lahore and Karachi ect, please live ur life and leave these cities!U have 1 life only

Meet the happiest guy in world , He lives like King , has own home , own dog ,own food , own hens what more one need in life ,, watch the video as proof of happy life like King!!




Request to people of Lahore and Karachi ect, please live ur life and leave these cities!U have one life only ..

People r living in these cities r living in hell are wasting there life , sorry for them.
even in Karachi one has no waster one need electricity , .. Human development are buull$hitt it are wasting us we are prison of it , Live in nature live without power , live as your Grand Mother and Grand father was
To live in big cities like Karachi , Lahore , Peshawar , Fasalabad are sickness , these cities have nothing to offer except sadness and bad health .. One lives away from nature with ..
Try big city cost. If you want to live like a king (or at least be your own landlord), move to the country.

1. It's cheap. You have to actively try to spend more than 100 rippes on a meal, even a good one. A movie still costs same.

2. There's space – for you, for your dog, for your kids,

5. You don't get suspicious when people are nice to you. People say hello and "how are you" and generally mean it.


Live in the country? Then you're happier than your city-dwelling friends...



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kaka4u

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Request to people of Lahore and Karachi ect, please live ur life and leave these cities!U have 1 life only

u scare to die or something else.
 

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