Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

سعد

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

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Belal

Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

Most STUPID questions.

1: A fat aunty steps on my feet. N asks: Ary! beta lgi to ni :-o
Me: Ni aunty bht mza aya 1 br phr se charain na :D

2. When sm1 wake me up at midnyt by call,
Yar So rhi thi kya? :/
Me: Ni yr Me to lait k marny ki practice kar rahi thi :D

3. When sm 1 call me on my land line & asks where r u? :O
Me: Yr me market me hn, phone b galy me latka k
lay ai hun :p

4. When they c me with shorter hair and ask: Yar baal ktwae hain kya? :/
Me: Pta nai yar subah so k uthi tou khudi andar
chley gaey :p :@ :@
Most STUPID questions.

1: A fat aunty steps on my feet. N asks: Ary! beta lgi to ni :-o
Me: Ni aunty bht mza aya 1 br phr se charain na :D

2. When sm1 wake me up at midnyt by call,
Yar So rhi thi kya? :/
Me: Ni yr Me to lait k marny ki practice kar rahi thi :D

3. When sm 1 call me on my land line & asks where r u? :O
Me: Yr me market me hn, phone b galy me latka k
lay ai hun :p

4. When they c me with shorter hair and ask: Yar baal ktwae hain kya? :/
Me: Pta nai yar subah so k uthi tou khudi andar
chley gaey :p :@ :@
Most STUPID questions.

1: A fat aunty steps on my feet. N asks: Ary! beta lgi to ni :-o
Me: Ni aunty bht mza aya 1 br phr se charain na :D

2. When sm1 wake me up at midnyt by call,
Yar So rhi thi kya? :/
Me: Ni yr Me to lait k marny ki practice kar rahi thi :D

3. When sm 1 call me on my land line & asks where r u? :O
Me: Yr me market me hn, phone b galy me latka k
lay ai hun :p

4. When they c me with shorter hair and ask: Yar baal ktwae hain kya? :/
Me: Pta nai yar subah so k uthi tou khudi andar
chley gaey :p :@ :@
 

concern_paki

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Funny Video

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PATRIOTIC_PAKISTANI

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Please Share for Survival: A True Dream of Peer Sahib



مال روڈ مری میں پھرتے ہوۓ اتنے گرم انڈے بیچنے والے نہی ملتے جتنے مولوی قادری کی مریدی بیچنے والے سیاست پی کے پر دیہاڑی لگانے آ جاتے ہیں
 

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