Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

Okara

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: Laughter Is the best Medicine

A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost ...

She reduced the altitude and shouted to a man below: Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't where I am?
Man replied: Your are in hot air balloon 30 ft above ground. U r at 41 degree North latitude and 59 degree west longitude.

Lady: You must be Engineer?

Man: Ya.How do you know?

Lady: Everything you told me is technically correct but useless and the fact is I m still lost.

Engineer: U must be in Top Management?

Lady: Ya. How do u know?

Engineer: U don't know where u r or where u r going? U made a promise which u have no idea how to keep and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems...:)
 
Hilarious Parody of Justin Bibis by a Pakistani Guy

Hilarious Parody of Justin Bibis by a Pakistani Guy



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Khubaib Alam

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Hilarious Parody of Justin Bibis by a Pakistani Guy

He is a hilarious guy, in a reply to india he said

"jin toofanon main tmhare aashiyane urr jate hen
Un toofanon main hm apne kache sukhaate hen" :lol:
 

Imran Siddiqi

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Watch How British Doctor Kicked Out British PM From Hospital on Violating Hospital Rules


John, This is how you deal with these ****** doctors. Learn a thing or two from our Nooras.
Here is another Blast from the recent Past.
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eye-eye-PTI

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Watch How British Doctor Kicked Out British PM From Hospital on Violating Hospital Rules

agar yehi bat koi doctor hamaray mulk main badshah salamat ko kehta to ussi waqt doctor ghaib karwa dia jata warna sham ko ghar jatay huay merwa dia jata
 

zeshaan

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Watch How British Doctor Kicked Out British PM From Hospital on Violating Hospital Rules

ہمارے ہاں تو ریگولیشن اور رولزوزیر اعظم ہی بناتے ہیں پاکستان میں ڈاکٹر کو کیسے نکالا جاتا ہے ہسپتال سے کچھ اس بارے میں روشنی ڈال دیں تو بہت ہی اچھا ہے .
ہما رے سرکاری ملازمین کو تو دیس کا ڈاکٹر ایک آنکھ بھی نہیں بھاتا ، علاج کے لیے اور تشخیص کے لیےدوسرے ملکوں کو بھاگا جاتا ہے،جس میں ہماری اشرافیہ اور وزیر سبھی شامل ہیں،
اور اسکا خرچ بھی حکومت کے سر ڈال دیا جاتا ہے اور بل بھی لاکھوں ڈالرس میں بناتے ہیں اور لیتے ہیں.....

 
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Fatema

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Watch How British Doctor Kicked Out British PM From Hospital on Violating Hospital Rules

اصل ڈیموکریسی تو کافروں کے پاس ہے جہاں وزیر اعظم کو عوام کا نوکر سمجھا جاتا ہے۔ اور یہاں ہمارے ووٹ لے کر ہمیں کو آنکھیں دکھاتے ہیں اور ہمارے ٹیکس کے پیسوں سے عیش کرتے ہیں۔ ۔ ۔
کفر کا نظام چل رہا ہے اور ظلم کا؟؟؟
 

shami11

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Watch How British Doctor Kicked Out British PM From Hospital on Violating Hospital Rules

Democracy has nothing to do with religion...

اصل ڈیموکریسی تو کافروں کے پاس ہے جہاں وزیر اعظم کو عوام کا نوکر سمجھا جاتا ہے۔ اور یہاں ہمارے ووٹ لے کر ہمیں کو آنکھیں دکھاتے ہیں اور ہمارے ٹیکس کے پیسوں سے عیش کرتے ہیں۔ ۔ ۔
کفر کا نظام چل رہا ہے اور ظلم کا؟؟؟
 

mbm_2023

Senator (1k+ posts)
What a SON!!

What a SON!!
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ThirdUmpireFinger

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: Watch How British Doctor Kicked Out British PM From Hospital on Violating Hospital Rules

This is very old story and also doctor was punished by hospital on his bad manners.

[h=1]'Gardening leave' for surgeon who railed at Clegg and Cameron[/h]


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[h=3]David Nunn did not know the ward sister had given permission to bend the rules as long as the journalists and camera crew did not come into contact with any patients[/h]
 

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