Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

sanu key

MPA (400+ posts)
Re: Entertainment Videos

(clap)(clap)(clap):lol::lol::lol:[hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar] SAWAD AA GAYA BADSHAOO
 
!!!اپ بھی بتائیں

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Rancho

Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
Re: !!!اپ بھی بتائیں

اس طرح کا انڈہ دو ہی سیاستدان دے سکتے ہیں


محترم نورا صاحب یا مولانا ڈیزل صاحب
 
Tense

Please don't be too tense it is just politics stay cool and enjoy the JOKE.Adorable
Every father adore their child just like one in a picture


 
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patriot

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Tense

Zardari in Jerusalem

Zardari expands his circle of foreign countries and goes on a state visit to Israel. While on tour in Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and passes away.

The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home for US$5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just US$100.'The Pakistanis go into a huddle and whisper to each other for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Zardari shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100? 'With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for your generators, buy enough medicines to wipe out dengue fever, buy enough generators to never have blackouts again.'
The Pakistanis replied, 'Long ago a man named JESUS died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. 'We just can't take that kind of a chance with this man.'
 

irfanali

Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Tense

Nice joke but last time when i heard this there was no Pathan in it. It was just " aik aadmi" instead of Pathan. Please abstain from such jokes which targets a certain sect as they creates hate within the society.
brother i have no intention to target any sect its just a joke dont take it serious
 

Fakhre Alam

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Tense

Nice joke but last time when i heard this there was no Pathan in it. It was just " aik aadmi" instead of Pathan. Please abstain from such jokes which targets a certain sect as they creates hate within the society.
i agree with u. these ppl just wont understand . as usual they reply, "my intentions were not to hurt u" . boht aqalmand samjtay hain khud ko. pathano ny toh aj tak pakistan k liye kuch kiya he nai.
 

irfanali

Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Tense

wah ji insaaf ka bohta aala mayaar hy apka. pathan lafz kitni dafa mention hua hy is joke mein? pathan is not a nation/cast?
meray dost ye menay kahen say copy paste kia hai khud isko tarteeb nahi dia isko joke ki tarah parhen kisi sect ko target karnay k tor pe nahi
 

irfanali

Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Tense

i agree with u. these ppl just wont understand . as usual they reply, "my intentions were not to hurt u" . boht aqalmand samjtay hain khud ko. pathano ny toh aj tak pakistan k liye kuch kiya he nai.

ap tu jazbati hogaye phir zara sardar walay joke ko bhi condemn karden kio k wo bhi insaan hain
 

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