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Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
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اوے ہوے کیا بات ہے کیا لے کر آے ہو یار. تھوڑا پڑھ شڑ لیتے -- خالی اپنے کھوتے اور کھوتوروں کی ہی نہ سنتے تو یہ تمہیں مل جاتیں گردشی قرضوں پر تو افاقہ ہو جاتا تمہیں ---تمہارا لعنتی کردار لیڈر ایک طرف سے قرضہ ختم کرنے کے لئے دوسری طرف چڑھا رہا ہے - اور تم واہ واہ کرنے لگے ہوے ہو



اور کرنٹ اکاؤنٹ میں ذرا دیکھو خبر میں سامنے لکھی چنڈ ہے تمہارے منہ پر --- ملک میں کام سارا ٹھپ پر ہے جس وجہ سے امپورٹس ختم ہیں اور ایکسپورٹس مالیت کے حساب سے ادھر ہی کھڑی ہیں - اور تم ڈسکو کر رہے ہو کہ ڈیفیسٹ کم ہو گیا ہے
کوئی تو حیا کر لیا کرو بولنے سے پہلے
Thats why I repeat, apnay K2 dubbi walay articles phelay pard liya karo post kerne se phele ke phir yahan juttiyan na pardein, lekin nahi baaz nahi ana.

Waise aaj to hudd hi ho gai hai K2 dubbi ke badle istimaal shuda toilet paper per likha huwa article post kerdiya. Just shows how the media manipulates the headlines and you feable minded people fall for it! Its nothing but a statement by "Pasban Democratic Party (PDP) President Altaf Shakoor"

Who the fuck is Altaf shukoor and what the fuck is Pasban Democratic Party. Never heard of these clowns before no official sources no official figures. Aur afreen hai tum pe jo is kachray ko dound liya.

As for the circular debt article. Wohi baat, pard liya karo . Yeh IPP circular debt ka cancer zardaku aur ganju ka toofah hai. Jo dono hukumtain buri tor per fail hogai tackle ker ne mein but as your own article says

"The government got successful in slashing the circular debt by Rs10-20 billion a month from Rs30 billion in the recent past.

The recent increase in power tariff and another one, likely in the near future, would help reduce the circular debt to zero in the next two years (by the end of 2020)."

Aab ley aao kissi pind ke 1 banday ki party ke ek jumlay ki statement per likha hua poora article kissi toilet paper per ke kal govt dissolve ho rahi hai, aur yaha post ker ke bhangray daalo.
 

Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
ملک میں کام سارا ٹھپ پر ہے جس وجہ سے امپورٹس ختم
Saat mein yeh bhi bata dena tha na ke kaam sara kyun thaap hai aur 2013 mein exports kitni thi aur 2018 mein exports kitni thi. Pakistan ki tahreek mein pheli baat exports itni ghiri hai.
 

RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Thats why I repeat, apnay K2 dubbi walay articles phelay pard liya karo post kerne se phele ke phir yahan juttiyan na pardein, lekin nahi baaz nahi ana.

Waise aaj to hudd hi ho gai hai K2 dubbi ke badle istimaal shuda toilet paper per likha huwa article post kerdiya. Just shows how the media manipulates the headlines and you feable minded people fall for it! Its nothing but a statement by "Pasban Democratic Party (PDP) President Altaf Shakoor"

Who the fuck is Altaf shukoor and what the fuck is Pasban Democratic Party. Never heard of these clowns before no official sources no official figures. Aur afreen hai tum pe jo is kachray ko dound liya.

As for the circular debt article. Wohi baat, pard liya karo . Yeh IPP circular debt ka cancer zardaku aur ganju ka toofah hai. Jo dono hukumtain buri tor per fail hogai tackle ker ne mein but as your own article says

"The government got successful in slashing the circular debt by Rs10-20 billion a month from Rs30 billion in the recent past.

The recent increase in power tariff and another one, likely in the near future, would help reduce the circular debt to zero in the next two years (by the end of 2020)."

Aab ley aao kissi pind ke 1 banday ki party ke ek jumlay ki statement per likha hua poora article kissi toilet paper per ke kal govt dissolve ho rahi hai, aur yaha post ker ke bhangray daalo.

انیا گوگل کر سرکلر ڈیبٹ اور پاکستان ڈال تو تجھے پچاس خبریں مل جایں گی اصل صورت حال کی - میں نے ایک اٹھا کر لگا دی --- یہ لو باقی بھی دیکھ لو سا ری پچھلے مہینے کی ہی ہیں --- اور پھر ایک خبر میل گی کہ عمر ایوب نے کہا کہ ہم ختم کر دیں گے --- کیسے ختم کریں گے ؟؟؟--- پاور ٹیرف بڑھا کر اور سکک بانڈ بیچ کر -- یعنی پیچھے سے نکال کر واپس اپنے منہ میں ڈال کر --- چولا جیا میں نے کتنی باری تجھے کہا ہے تو سمجھتا سب کج ہے پر منافقت تجھے جینے نہیں دیتی --- تو بارلہ ہے -تو ایئر کنڈیشنڈ کمرے میں لاتیں بصار کر بیٹھ - یہاں چاہے غریب مر جاۓ تو بجلی بے جا مہنگی کروا کے اور قرضے چڑوا کے اپنا کام پورا کر لے




کوئی تپڑ ہے تو باقی بھی دیکھ لے خود سرچ کر کے
 

Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
انیا گوگل کر سرکلر ڈیبٹ اور پاکستان ڈال تو تجھے پچاس خبریں مل جایں گی اصل صورت حال کی - میں نے ایک اٹھا کر لگا دی --- یہ لو باقی بھی دیکھ لو سا ری پچھلے مہینے کی ہی ہیں --- اور پھر ایک خبر میل گی کہ عمر ایوب نے کہا کہ ہم ختم کر دیں گے --- کیسے ختم کریں گے ؟؟؟--- پاور ٹیرف بڑھا کر اور سکک بانڈ بیچ کر -- یعنی پیچھے سے نکال کر واپس اپنے منہ میں ڈال کر --- چولا جیا میں نے کتنی باری تجھے کہا ہے تو سمجھتا سب کج ہے پر منافقت تجھے جینے نہیں دیتی --- تو بارلہ ہے -تو ایئر کنڈیشنڈ کمرے میں لاتیں بصار کر بیٹھ - یہاں چاہے غریب مر جاۓ تو بجلی بے جا مہنگی کروا کے اور قرضے چڑوا کے اپنا کام پورا کر لے




کوئی تپڑ ہے تو باقی بھی دیکھ لے خود سرچ کر کے
Phelay agar thordi se be ghairat bachi hai to khudkhusi ker lo. Chalti Phirti gardi ko tabah ker ke chaabi hum ko dey di aur sawal ker rahe ho ke tum ne gardi kyun barbad kerdi.

Yeh jo sara mujooda kabarda hai yeh app ke aqaon ka diya huwa toofah hai jis ko abhii sub ko bhugat na pard raha hai.

And obviously fool prices will have to be increased and funds raised to get out of this mess you created. If you have a better idea, lets hear it I'm ALL EARS

Aur chawley jaiye who elses is going to comment and inform us on the this situation if not Omar Ayub Federal Minister of Power, or shall I bring in Altaf Shukoor from Lun Democratic Party because seems like thats the only person you will believe!

And once again for once in your life read the article you post instead of doing your bandar dance on just reading the headlines.


From your own article again
The power distribution companies’ (DISCOs) efforts to curb electricity losses are paying off

It was told that the ministry’s drive to curb power theft and recovery of dues had brought in positive outcomes. Within four months, the additional power dues worth Rs48 billion had been recovered that would touch Rs80 billion mark by year end

As a step to curb power theft, 27,000 first information reports (FIR) had been registered against those involved, while 4,225 people had been arrested including 433 officials of the power sector. Moreover, another 1,467 officials had been charge-sheeted

previous governments had failed to incorporate the expenses incurred on net hydel profits and different power projects in the power tariff, which was resulting in consumers bearing an additional burden. The previous governments had announced subsidies for different sectors but had not allocated the required amount in the budget which made the power sector suffer.
 

RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Phelay agar thordi se be ghairat bachi hai to khudkhusi ker lo. Chalti Phirti gardi ko tabah ker ke chaabi hum ko dey di aur sawal ker rahe ho ke tum ne gardi kyun barbad kerdi.

Yeh jo sara mujooda kabarda hai yeh app ke aqaon ka diya huwa toofah hai jis ko abhii sub ko bhugat na pard raha hai.

And obviously fool prices will have to be increased and funds raised to get out of this mess you created. If you have a better idea, lets hear it I'm ALL EARS

Aur chawley jaiye who elses is going to comment and inform us on the this situation if not Omar Ayub Federal Minister of Power, or shall I bring in Altaf Shukoor from Lun Democratic Party because seems like thats the only person you will believe!

And once again for once in your life read the article you post instead of doing your bandar dance on just reading the headlines.


From your own article again
The power distribution companies’ (DISCOs) efforts to curb electricity losses are paying off

It was told that the ministry’s drive to curb power theft and recovery of dues had brought in positive outcomes. Within four months, the additional power dues worth Rs48 billion had been recovered that would touch Rs80 billion mark by year end

As a step to curb power theft, 27,000 first information reports (FIR) had been registered against those involved, while 4,225 people had been arrested including 433 officials of the power sector. Moreover, another 1,467 officials had been charge-sheeted

previous governments had failed to incorporate the expenses incurred on net hydel profits and different power projects in the power tariff, which was resulting in consumers bearing an additional burden. The previous governments had announced subsidies for different sectors but had not allocated the required amount in the budget which made the power sector suffer.
Oh yes yes purha he
Committee was told this committee was told that. But still circular debt has mounted to Rs795 billion. ????
Kuch to sharm kr lo
 

Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
Oh yes yes purha he
Committee was told this committee was told that. But still circular debt has mounted to Rs795 billion. ????
Kuch to sharm kr lo
LOL Munafaqat ki bhi koi hudd hoti hai. Abhi apnay post kiye huway articles ko jhoota karar dey diya You can bring a horse ( in this case a khota ) to the well but you can't make it drink from it.

So basically

1- We should not believe any official statements, facts and figures by officials and ministers

2- But we should believe the same sources facts figures, but only the parts which Raja wants us to, in this case figure the of 795 billion but ignore everything else he himself posted in the half dozen articles

3-We should only believe in he uinknown Altaf Shukoor from the even more unknown PDP party because according to Raja he is the only person that can be trusted in Pakistan
 

RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
LOL Munafaqat ki bhi koi hudd hoti hai. Abhi apnay post kiye huway articles ko jhoota karar dey diya You can bring a horse ( in this case a khota ) to the well but you can't make it drink from it.

So basically

1- We should not believe any official statements, facts and figures by officials and ministers

2- But we should believe the same sources facts figures, but only the parts which Raja wants us to, in this case figure the of 795 billion but ignore everything else he himself posted in the half dozen articles

3-We should only believe in he uinknown Altaf Shukoor from the even more unknown PDP party because according to Raja he is the only person that can be trusted in Pakistan
No you believe them man. You need to survive here --- better believe what they say
Dont believe in facts and figures. Dont believe in what the public or the representatives of public say who speak when they suffer
 

Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
No you believe them man. You need to survive here --- better believe what they say

SO do you believe them or you don't believe them? If you don't believe them, then you should also not believe in the figure of 795 billion. You can't have it both ways, just believe the parts you like and discard the ones you don't. Either you do or you don't, So which one is it.

Dont believe in facts and figures.

You are the one having selective issues not me, see above.

Dont believe in what the public or the representatives of public say who speak when they suffer
When you run out of logical arguments, facts and figures then you start doing this cheap TV serial dranay baazi.
 

RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
SO do you believe them or you don't believe them? If you don't believe them, then you should also not believe in the figure of 795 billion. You can't have it both ways, just believe the parts you like and discard the ones you don't. Either you do or you don't, So which one is it.



You are the one having selective issues not me, see above.


When you run out of logical arguments, facts and figures then you start doing this cheap TV serial dranay baazi.
OOh yes, twist my words and try to make something out of it.
Not doing Dramey badi. Actually you are doing.
Even if i say i believe in them that they will be able to control it, then you are making me wait untill 2020 and run away from what is in front of you.
The figures which say they are not able to control it it has swollen overall rather than shrinking. Do you make any sense. ???
 

Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
OOh yes, twist my words and try to make something out of it.
Not doing Dramey badi. Actually you are doing.
Even if i say i believe in them that they will be able to control it, then you are making me wait untill 2020 and run away from what is in front of you.
The figures which say they are not able to control it it has swollen overall rather than shrinking. Do you make any sense. ???
So once again you believe only the bit about the 795 billion but disregard everything else. But you can't have it that way. You either believe the entire thing or you disregard the entire thing. You cannot select you only bits and pieces that suit you.

So for the last time, do you believe them or not? A simple yes or no answer is all that is required here.

P.S : I never do the running away, that glorious trait belongs strictly to you.
 

RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
So once again you believe only the bit about the 795 billion but disregard everything else. But you can't have it that way. You either believe the entire thing or you disregard the entire thing. You cannot select you only bits and pieces that suit you.

So for the last time, do you believe them or not? A simple yes or no answer is all that is required here.

P.S : I never do the running away, that glorious trait belongs strictly to you.
Okay that glorious trait belongs to me. Yes that is right --- my foot.
I cannot keep going round and round with your stupidities. Now you will believe them but you will never believe that it has grown in their tenure rather than shrinking.
In reality you also dont believe them as well but you will never speak. I enjoy you and other clown (will-bite), just because you never give up. Your Kaan always remains Chitta.
There was time when Khota was going to fix everything in 90 days. Than 180 days and now at the end of 2020. Hopefully we both we will be living until end of 2020. So Your a22 and My Chittar will keep happily married. I will keep treating you with each and every development on this subject.
So i will leave you here ----- keep clapping and whistling
 

Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
Okay that glorious trait belongs to me. Yes that is right --- my foot.
I cannot keep going round and round with your stupidities. Now you will believe them but you will never believe that it has grown in their tenure rather than shrinking.
I never said that, quote me one place where I said, that so don't put your dirty lies in my mouth, of course it has grown, because we had to carry on that useless system put in place by you people and it wasn't going to change over night

BUT HOW EVER I also believe they have already started acting on for sometime now and we are starting to see the results of reducing line losses, recovery, improving infrastructure etc etc. And because of all of that now it has started to shirk and if we keep going and improving on this, it should by the will and grace of Allah finish around the end of 2020 or maybe a little there after. THATS THE THING YOU WONT ADMIT TOO because it doesn't suit your anti Imran Khan Agenda.

SO you are fixated on that one line and figure and can't see beyond that.


There was time when Khota was going to fix everything in 90 days. Than 180 days and now at the end of 2020. Hopefully we both we will be living until end of 2020
Oh you must be confusing him with Showbaz. 3 months, 6 months, 3 years

So Your a22 and My Chittar will keep happily married. I will keep treating you with each and every development on this subject.

You can keep dreaming of that happening but as for now and back in reality I have already gone through half a dozen chittars whopping your ass for the past two years and it doesn't seems like the chitrol will stop anytime soon. I just went through a fresh pair of chittars just in thread whopping your ass right, left and center.

Thats why I said tum mujhay aaram se apnay Patwari Bandar Dance dekhne dete lekin tum ko aab chittar khane ka shouk hi itna hai to main kya karoo.
 

RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
I never said that, quote me one place where I said, that so don't put your dirty lies in my mouth, of course it has grown, because we had to carry on that useless system put in place by you people and it wasn't going to change over night

BUT HOW EVER I also believe they have already started acting on for sometime now and we are starting to see the results of reducing line losses, recovery, improving infrastructure etc etc. And because of all of that now it has started to shirk and if we keep going and improving on this, it should by the will and grace of Allah finish around the end of 2020 or maybe a little there after. THATS THE THING YOU WONT ADMIT TOO because it doesn't suit your anti Imran Khan Agenda.

SO you are fixated on that one line and figure and can't see beyond that.



Oh you must be confusing him with Showbaz. 3 months, 6 months, 3 years



You can keep dreaming of that happening but as for now and back in reality I have already gone through half a dozen chittars whopping your ass for the past two years and it doesn't seems like the chitrol will stop anytime soon. I just went through a fresh pair of chittars just in thread whopping your ass right, left and center.

Thats why I said tum mujhay aaram se apnay Patwari Bandar Dance dekhne dete lekin tum ko aab chittar khane ka shouk hi itna hai to main kya karoo.
In short, as I said My Chittar and your a22 will love each other day in day out. You are banking too much now on 2020, and i will keep you update on this subject. This is my duty now man.
If I will ever see them improving anything I will be in ahead of you in their favor.
 

Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
In short, as I said My Chittar and your a22 will love each other day in day out. You are banking too much now on 2020, and i will keep you update on this subject. This is my duty now man.
If I will ever see them improving anything I will be in ahead of you in their favor.
O din dubba jedo ghordi chardeya kubba. Ob bhai maaf kerde aab to mujhe yaad bhi nahi hai ke tum ne asay kitnay challenges rakhay huway. Falanay ke tareekh court mein lag jaye phir dekha bacho kya hota hai, us ko bail mil jaye bacho phir dekna kya hota hai. Falaan ho jaye to, dinkhan ho jaye.

Aur btw apni sari chitrol beech mein se ghaib kerdi.

1st jhoot bola ke mein tumhari tarah munafiq hun aur is figureko kabhi nahi maanon ga

2nd Ke abhi yeh clear nahi kiya ke apnay link kiye huway puray article ko mante ho ya nahi, yeh beech mein sirf selected parts nahi chalein gay.
 

RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
O din dubba jedo ghordi chardeya kubba. Ob bhai maaf kerde aab to mujhe yaad bhi nahi hai ke tum ne asay kitnay challenges rakhay huway. Falanay ke tareekh court mein lag jaye phir dekha bacho kya hota hai, us ko bail mil jaye bacho phir dekna kya hota hai. Falaan ho jaye to, dinkhan ho jaye.

Aur btw apni sari chitrol beech mein se ghaib kerdi.

1st jhoot bola ke mein tumhari tarah munafiq hun aur is figureko kabhi nahi maanon ga

2nd Ke abhi yeh clear nahi kiya ke apnay link kiye huway puray article ko mante ho ya nahi, yeh beech mein sirf selected parts nahi chalein gay.
تم کیا اپنے آپ کو خود ہی ھار پہناتے رہتے ہو - چولیاں مار مار دھر لگا دیتے ہو -- جیسے ابھی پہلے جملے جی ہی چنڈ جو منہ پر لگی ہے کہ گردشی قرضہ بڑھ گیا ہے - وہ چنڈ نہیں دیکھنی اور کھوتوں کی ڈکاریں سن کر ان پر اچھلنا --اب میں اس پر کیا کر سکتا ہوں --لگے رہو بشرموں کی طرح
 

Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
تم کیا اپنے آپ کو خود ہی ھار پہناتے رہتے ہو - چولیاں مار مار دھر لگا دیتے ہو -- جیسے ابھی پہلے جملے جی ہی چنڈ جو منہ پر لگی ہے کہ گردشی قرضہ بڑھ گیا ہے - وہ چنڈ نہیں دیکھنی اور کھوتوں کی ڈکاریں سن کر ان پر اچھلنا --اب میں اس پر کیا کر سکتا ہوں --لگے رہو بشرموں کی طرح
Proof is in the pudding mate, small example since two years 1st you kept on saying there was no way ganj can be disqualified, when I said he was going for sure, then you made a big ruckus no way that no country in the world considered an unreceived salary as an asset, then I had to show you that was not true. Then you kept on saying no way ganj is going to get convicted and go to jail because of this and that, while kept telling you its a simple open and shut case. So on and so forth. So yeah take out your anger and frustrations here.

Similarly there are on going "challenges" with other patwaris too.
 

RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Proof is in the pudding mate, small example since two years 1st you kept on saying there was no way ganj can be disqualified, when I said he was going for sure, then you made a big ruckus no way that no country in the world considered an unreceived salary as an asset, then I had to show you that was not true. Then you kept on saying no way ganj is going to get convicted and go to jail because of this and that, while kept telling you its a simple open and shut case. So on and so forth. So yeah take out your anger and frustrations here.

Similarly there are on going "challenges" with other patwaris too.
You did not show me any thing I had and opinion based on the way case was proceeding. But it does not matter what happens in the courts. Whole drama was being done to make PMLN lose the election and install your khota. The installer ungal wala umpire is now rubbing his hands over it.
 

RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Proof is in the pudding mate, small example since two years 1st you kept on saying there was no way ganj can be disqualified, when I said he was going for sure, then you made a big ruckus no way that no country in the world considered an unreceived salary as an asset, then I had to show you that was not true. Then you kept on saying no way ganj is going to get convicted and go to jail because of this and that, while kept telling you its a simple open and shut case. So on and so forth. So yeah take out your anger and frustrations here.

Similarly there are on going "challenges" with other patwaris too.
And last time i gave you the tribune link on Amnesty scheme, telling what is the importance of your Khota in reality. How much he is trusted. You called it K2 dubby article. You were right the figure was wrong. Here are more people added here is development ? ? ?
 

Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
Whole drama was being done to make PMLN lose the election and install your khota.
What MF'ing hypocrites you are, one hand you make up all this drama of courts are just puppets blah blah but then when you question the allegations on your ganjas, case in the court we will let the courts decide. meeta meeta hup hup kerdwa kerdwa thu thu!
 

Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
And last time i gave you the tribune link on Amnesty scheme, telling what is the importance of your Khota in reality. How much he is trusted. You called it K2 dubby article. You were right the figure was wrong. Here are more people added here is development ? ? ?

Abb bizti kerane ka aur juttiyan khane ka shoukd hai thuje to mein kya kersakta houn. Not one govt official or figure quoted. Once again those notorious "Zaraiye" come into action.

Once again, my sources tell me raja like to take it up the ass at least 20 times a day and then goes sucks donkey dick in the evening. Now please go ahead and disprove what my sources are saying is wrong. Because if you can't then it really is true that you like to take it up the ass and suck donkey dick?