I wonder, if the Chief Jester ever addressed these questions to his son Beta Arsalan:
CHIEF JESTER KEY LEYA AIK CHECKLIST:
1. Beta Arsalaan, Tum kya karobar karto hai
2. Beta Arsalan, yeah London, France aur Monaco ka trip etna lamba pooray khandan key saath kaisa guzara, paisa kahan say ayaa
3. Beta tum yeah hamarey Khandani Peer, Hakim ko kahan ley kar jatey ho
4. Meray Bholay Beta Arsalan, pahley tumhay doctor ki job delwai, phir police ki, tum kuch bhi na kar sakey ab tum kya karobar kartey ho jan e azizi, yeah Rs.900 million ka asset kaisay jama kar lya mera beta jab key qaum kay baqi bachey dar dar ki tho karey kha rahey hain, bhok say khud kushi kar rahey hain.
5. Beta arsalan, yeah jo tum nay etna maal banaya hai, kyon nahi qaum kay baqi bacho ko sekhato ho. mujhay pata hai tum entehai imandar ho, tum gelani key bato jaisay corrupt nahi ho, par zara mujhay bhi to bataoo, yeah etna maal kaisay buna liya. beta poray lahore ko pata hai tum khob maal bana rahey ho par tum mujh say kahtay hia nahi.
6. beta arsalan, kya tum tax detay ho.
7. Beta Arsalan, tum yeah nai nai garion key paisay kahan say latey ho, bera jan e azizi.
7. Beta arsalan, zara khiyal rakhna, mein pakistan ka chief justice hoon, qaum meray taraf dekh rahi hai beta koi aisi waisi harqat nahi karna.
8. beta Arsalana, aik dafa tum nay mujhay pahley bhi phansaya tha. tumhay police ki nokri delway thi aur jaali petrol bill say reimbursement li thi aur woh badmash general meray pechay parh giya tha. ab aisi waisi harkat nahi karna, kaheen phir na phans jaoon.
Kash yeah Chief Justice yeah salwalat apnay azizam betay Arslan say pooch leta to Chief Justice say Chief Jester Bannay say bach jata.
Haan yeah bhi to hai Islam mein key betay ki ghalti say baap ko kiyon saza melay lehaza mazey karto raho. Islam waqt par sab ko bacha letya hai ab Chief Justice ko bhi bacha ley ga.
CHIEF JESTER KEY LEYA AIK CHECKLIST:
1. Beta Arsalaan, Tum kya karobar karto hai
2. Beta Arsalan, yeah London, France aur Monaco ka trip etna lamba pooray khandan key saath kaisa guzara, paisa kahan say ayaa
3. Beta tum yeah hamarey Khandani Peer, Hakim ko kahan ley kar jatey ho
4. Meray Bholay Beta Arsalan, pahley tumhay doctor ki job delwai, phir police ki, tum kuch bhi na kar sakey ab tum kya karobar kartey ho jan e azizi, yeah Rs.900 million ka asset kaisay jama kar lya mera beta jab key qaum kay baqi bachey dar dar ki tho karey kha rahey hain, bhok say khud kushi kar rahey hain.
5. Beta arsalan, yeah jo tum nay etna maal banaya hai, kyon nahi qaum kay baqi bacho ko sekhato ho. mujhay pata hai tum entehai imandar ho, tum gelani key bato jaisay corrupt nahi ho, par zara mujhay bhi to bataoo, yeah etna maal kaisay buna liya. beta poray lahore ko pata hai tum khob maal bana rahey ho par tum mujh say kahtay hia nahi.
6. beta arsalan, kya tum tax detay ho.
7. Beta Arsalan, tum yeah nai nai garion key paisay kahan say latey ho, bera jan e azizi.
7. Beta arsalan, zara khiyal rakhna, mein pakistan ka chief justice hoon, qaum meray taraf dekh rahi hai beta koi aisi waisi harqat nahi karna.
8. beta Arsalana, aik dafa tum nay mujhay pahley bhi phansaya tha. tumhay police ki nokri delway thi aur jaali petrol bill say reimbursement li thi aur woh badmash general meray pechay parh giya tha. ab aisi waisi harkat nahi karna, kaheen phir na phans jaoon.
Kash yeah Chief Justice yeah salwalat apnay azizam betay Arslan say pooch leta to Chief Justice say Chief Jester Bannay say bach jata.
Haan yeah bhi to hai Islam mein key betay ki ghalti say baap ko kiyon saza melay lehaza mazey karto raho. Islam waqt par sab ko bacha letya hai ab Chief Justice ko bhi bacha ley ga.
