Actually, I did remember a true incident that occurred not too long ago
We invited and Indian Muslim family to have dinner at our house. During the dinner, the guest gentleman pointed to the TV where ARY was airing a bit&byte about Altaf bhai and asked:
he: Who is this man, never heard of him
me: he is head of a political party MQM. He lives in London and gives directions to his top brasses in Karachi. becharey ki sehat kafi dhal gayee hai. cherey aur gardan sey hi lagta hai
he: (abruptly) is he Altaf guy? look at his neck. He looks like a su-er cut (pig neck)
his wife scolded him for it might have hurt my feelings. I counseled her not to worry, he wasn't MY leader.
Sorry MQMers, dont be upset. You can get even with me if you want