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(Bukhari Vol. II, No. 245) If one sleeps and does not offer the prayer, Satan urinates in his ears. Narrated Abdullah: The Prophet said, “Satan urinated in his ears.”
(Bukhari Vol. I, No. 301) God’s Apostle … said, “O women! Give alms, as I have seen that the majority of the dwellers of Hell-fire were you women…. I have not seen anyone more deficient in intelligence and religion than you.”
(Bukhari Vol. IV, No. 779) “..no doubt, we heard the meal glorifying God, when it was being eaten (by God’s Apostle).”
Bukhari Vol. IV, No. 543: Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “God created Adam, making him 60 cubits tall (104 feet).
Bukhari Vol. IV, No 546: When Abdullah bin Salam heard of the arrival of the Prophet at Medina, he came to him and said, “I am going to ask you about three things which nobody knows except a prophet:
1. What is the first sign of the Hour (i.e. the end of the world)?
2. What will be the first meal taken by the people of Paradise?
3. Why does a child resemble its father and why does it resemble its maternal uncle?”
God’s Apostle said, “Gabriel just now told me of their answers.” Abdullah said, “He (i.e. Gabriel), from amongst all the angels, is the enemy of the Jews.”
God’s Apostle said: “The first sign of the Hour will be a fire that will bring together the people from the East to the West. The first meal of the people of Paradise will be extra lobe of fish-liver. As for the resemblance of the child to its parents: If a man has sexual intercourse with his wife and gets his discharge first, the child will resemble the father, and if the woman gets her discharge first, the child will resemble her.”