so I get married in 20 Days :) Wish me Luck

[Wadaich]

G Mohtram Theek Farma Rahay Hain FIR Katwain,
Belkeh Thanaydar Ki Pura Basta Hi Utha Lain

Pehla Parcha Tou [MENTION=7961]Aqeel[/MENTION] Ki Germany Say Aai Hui Billi Par Islamabad Main Dast Andazi Ka Katain
Baichari Cycle Par Islamabad Ghoom Ghoom Kar Aj Tak Cyclogical Trauma Say Nahi Nikal Pai

Yeh Bhai Sab Zara Choon Chran Karain,
Ateeqa Wali Botlain Bhi Ic Par Daal Dain, Baichari, Kis Hal Main Ho Gi,
Insaan Agar Load Shedding Main Tuuunnn Bhi Na Ho Sakay Tou Kia Zindgi Hai...

1 . Aqeel ki Nashai billi nay aap ko wakeel kia hay:P lut gai baychari:( .
2. Botlein abhi tak pohanchi nahi thein:) Tun honay ka sawal nahi paida hota. (serious).

Judgement:

Petition was found mala fide. Both the allegations rejected.

Penalty:
The accuser AKA "Billion ka wakeel" kanoo ko hath laga kar toba karay keh aaindah shareef, bholay bhalay, masoom, sadah loh logon ki character assassination nahi karay ga. Aur billi ko kabhi hath nahi lagayee ga.(serious)

 

[GeoG]

1 . Aqeel ki Nashai billi nay aap ko wakeel kia hay:P lut gai baychari:( .
2. Botlein abhi tak pohanchi nahi thein:) Tun honay ka sawal nahi paida hota. (serious).

Judgement:

Petition was found mala fide. Both the allegations rejected.

Penalty:
The accuser AKA "Billion ka wakeel" kanoo ko hath laga kar toba karay keh aaindah shareef, bholay bhalay, masoom, sadah loh logon ki character assassination nahi karay ga. Aur billi ko kabhi hath nahi lagayee ga.(serious)

Baichari Billi, Cyclogical Trauma Say Recover Ho Gi Tou Dobara Lutnay Ka Sochay Gi
Hamari tou Shark Aur Sanda Dono Billi Kay Dar Say Dum Dabba Kar Sumndar Ko Ho Liyay

Atteqa Wali Botalin Pohanch Jati Tou Mudda Ghayab Tha, Nahi Pohanchi Tou Aap Par Dali Tou Ja Sakti Hain

Bhai, Don't try to be ISI,
Get a judgement on Gun Point and then claim Ham Tou Kuch Jantay Hi Nahi

 

[canadian]

Boss! Iss mein aap ki sheh par shair honay walay pardah nasheen aatay hein.(serious)

Oh Aaacha,
Merey " Sheh " Bhi Shamil Hou Gayee.

بکھراتے ہو سونا حرفوں کا، تم چاندی جیسے کاغذ پر
پھر اِن میں اپنے زخموں کا، مت زہر ملاؤ انشا جی​

 

[Wadaich]

Baichari Billi, Cyclogical Trauma Say Recover Ho Gi Tou Dobara Lutnay Ka Sochay Gi
Hamari tou Shark Aur Sanda Dono Billi Kay Dar Say Dum Dabba Kar Sumndar Ko Ho Liyay

Atteqa Wali Botalin Pohanch Jati Tou Mudda Ghayab Tha, Nahi Pohanchi Tou Aap Par Dali Tou Ja Sakti Hain

Bhai, Don't try to be ISI,
Get a judgement on Gun Point and then claim Ham Tou Kuch Jantay Hi Nahi

Geo Bhai yeh to chalta hi rahay gi, about one thing U didn't heed "aap ki tawajah idhar honay ki wajah say kahein MQM waloon ko to sukh ka saans nahi aaya hoowa?" :(

 

[Wadaich]

Oh Aaacha,
Merey " Sheh " Bhi Shamil Hou Gayee.

بکھراتے ہو سونا حرفوں کا، تم چاندی جیسے کاغذ پر
پھر اِن میں اپنے زخموں کا، مت زہر ملاؤ انشا جی​

Jab bhi marna meethi maar hi maarna. Abhi GeoG say nimat loun phir aap ka shukria adaa karon ga.

 

[canadian]

Jab bhi marna meethi maar hi maarna. Abhi GeoG say nimat loun phir aap ka shukria adaa karon ga.

Apni halat ka bhi ehsas nhi hay mujhko "FARAZ"
Main ne auron se suna hai k pareshan hoon main......

 

[abbasiali]

Another fresh piece of dedication to [MENTION=4936]Adeel[/MENTION]

[MENTION=10205]Waseem[/MENTION] [MENTION=11207]canadian[/MENTION] [MENTION=8963]GeoG[/MENTION] [MENTION=10641]wadaich[/MENTION] [MENTION=11978]Night_Hawk[/MENTION] @Raaz

 

[GeoG]

Geo Bhai yeh to chalta hi rahay gi, about one thing U didn't heed "aap ki tawajah idhar honay ki wajah say kahein MQM waloon ko to sukh ka saans nahi aaya hoowa?" :(

Bhai Kal Sara Din Karachi Guzarna Hai
Main Tou Soch Raha Tha Peer Sahib Ki Shan Main Do Char Qaseeday Likhoon
Aur Aap Mujhay Target Banwanay Kay Chakar Main Hain
Karachi Airport Par Sufaid Jhanday Miltay Hain Kia?

 

[canadian]

Everlasting happiness after marriage ?:13:

:lame: :lame::lame::lame::lame::lame:

 

[Wadaich]

Bhai Kal Sara Din Karachi Guzarna Hai
Main Tou Soch Raha Tha Peer Sahib Ki Shan Main Do Char Qaseeday Likhoon
Aur Aap Mujhay Target Banwanay Kay Chakar Main Hain
Karachi Airport Par Sufaid Jhanday Miltay Hain Kia?

Jury, mehwish, ammad hafeez ya elipst say pooch laitay hein :(

 

[Raaz]

Bhai Kal Sara Din Karachi Guzarna Hai
Main Tou Soch Raha Tha Peer Sahib Ki Shan Main Do Char Qaseeday Likhoon
Aur Aap Mujhay Target Banwanay Kay Chakar Main Hain
Karachi Airport Par Sufaid Jhanday Miltay Hain Kia?

Bori milti he. Chppa lika hota he. Stamped by you peer sahib ......lol

 

[Wadaich]

Another fresh piece of dedication to [MENTION=4936]Adeel[/MENTION]

[MENTION=10205]Waseem[/MENTION] [MENTION=11207]canadian[/MENTION] [MENTION=8963]GeoG[/MENTION] [MENTION=10641]wadaich[/MENTION] [MENTION=11978]Night_Hawk[/MENTION] @Raaz

????? ????? ??? ??? ??? ?? ?? ?? ??? ??? ??? ?? ???? ?? ??? ???? ??. ??? ?? ???? ???? ??? ?? ??? ??? ??? ?? ?? ????? ????. ?? ?? ?? ???? ???? ?? ???? ???? ?????? ?? ?? ??? ???? ???? ??? ?? ?????? ?? ??????? ?????? ??? ????????? ???? ???? ?? ??? ???? ???? ???? ?? ???? ??? ??? ?? ?? ?? ???? ?? ?? ??? ???? ?? ??? ??????? ???? ?? ?? ???? ?????? ?? ???? ?? ????? ??? ??? ?? ???????? ???? ?? ?? ???? ?? ????? ?? ????? ??? ??? ?? ???? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ????? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??????? ???? (??? ???) ???? ???. ??? ?? ?? ??? ?? ??? ?? ???? ?? ?? ??? ???. ?? ??? ?? ??? ???????? ??? ???? ?? ?? ?? ?????? ????? ?????? ?? ????? ???. ?? ?? ?? ???????? ?? ???​

 

[Raaz]

Wariach ,, now your turn. When u r ready for marriage.

I know you r ready any time.

But when? u r doing the biggest masti here , I am feeling.

 

[canadian]

عباسی بھائی میں بار بار آپ سے کہ رہا ہوں بچہ ڈر جایے گا بدک جایے گا. اگر وہ خوشی خوشی جال کی طرف بڑھ رہا ہے تو خاموش رہیں. آپ کو وہ اپنے شادی سے پہلے والے بےفکری کے دن یاد نہیں آتے؟ اور ان لونڈوں کو آزادانہ مستیاں اور اٹھکیلیاں کرتے دیکھ کر غصہ نہیں آتا؟ مجھے تو اتنا غصہ آتا ہے کہ دل کرتا ہے کہ زید حامد سے ایک پروگرام کروا کے ان تمام لونڈوں کو شادی کے فضائل بتا بتا کے اسقدرپمپ کروں کہ یہ شادی پر آمادہ ہو جائیں اور پھر ان تمام کو ایک اسٹڈیم میں اکٹھا کر کے ان کی اجتماعی شادی (خود کشی) کروا دوں. اور ان کو پتا تب چلے جب پانی سر سے گزر چکے. ما بعد ہم ایک کنسلٹنسی فرم کھول کر ان کو کامیاب زندگی گزارنے کے مشورے دیں. آم کے آم گھٹھلیوں کے دام​

Yeh consultancy wala Super idea Hai.Company GeoG aur Paindoo Key Saath Mill Ker Banana( share holding 40+40+10) Agar Munasib Samjho Tou Mujhey Honrary Advisor Bana Lena.....free Kaam Karoun Gaa....lol[hilar]

 

[Wadaich]

Wariach ,, now your turn. When u r ready for marriage.

I know you r ready any time.

But when? u r doing the biggest masti here , I am feeling.

One Masti I did 6 years ago. And ready for the second one anytime the moment some afeefah gets ready (serious).

 

[Wadaich]

Yeh consultancy wala Super idea Hai.Company GeoG aur Paindoo Key Saath Mill Ker Banana( share holding 40+40+10) Agar Munasib Samjho Tou Mujhey Honrary Advisor Bana Lena.....free Kaam Karoun Gaa....lol[hilar]

U will be chief patron/consultant sir. But Bhai ji Paindo wala Idea tou theek hay magar GeoG nay agar agar Gaayaee aur Shark ko Daftar kay andar baandhnay ki zid kar di to phir :(. Aap ko pata hay GeoG ki waisay bhi meray saath nahi lagti. Iss tarah kartay hein three types ki consultancy Kholtay hein.

1. Category One for young couples.
2. Category Two for Randway, Chronic Bachelors (45-60years) aur doosri teesri dafah talaq yaafta.
3. Category Three for Almas Bobby type.

Mein aur Paindoo category One (1) ko deal karein gay. GeoG aur Abbasi Bhai Category two (2) ko deal karein gay. Category Three(3) Gazooo chacha aur GeoG ka Joint venture.

[MENTION=11020]wanderer[/MENTION] ko receptionist ki job day dein gay aap ki khasoosi sifaarash par.

 

[canadian]

U will be chief patron/consultant sir. But Bhai ji Paindo wala Idea tou theek hay magar GeoG nay agar agar Gaayaee aur Shark ko Daftar kay andar baandhnay ki zid kar di to phir :(. Aap ko pata hay GeoG ki waisay bhi meray saath nahi lagti. Iss tarah kartay hein three types ki consultancy Kholtay hein.

1. Category One for young couples.
2. Category Two for Randway, Chronic Bachelors (45-60years) aur doosri teesri dafah talaq yaafta.
3. Category Three for Almas Bobby type.

Mein aur Paindoo category One (1) ko deal karein gay. GeoG aur Abbasi Bhai Category two (2) ko deal karein gay. Category Three(3) Gazooo chacha aur GeoG ka Joint venture.

[MENTION=11020]wanderer[/MENTION] ko receptionist ki job day dein gay aap ki khasoosi sifaarash par.

GeoG Key Baghair business Kamiab Nahin Hou Gee.....Phir Paindoo Key Saath Guzara Kernaa.Merey tou unpaid Advisory capacity hai.Aaap Key Marzi Hai advise Lou Naa Lo,Gazoo Bhai Tou Sharif aadmi Hain,unn Kou Kioun ghaseet Rahey hou.Jahan Tak wanderer Kaa Talluk Hai khud Hey pooch Lou.....Pher waikhou jawab kee Milda Hai......:smashfreakB:

 

[Wadaich]

GeoG Key Baghair business Kamiab Nahin Hou Gee.....Phir Paindoo Key Saath Guzara Kernaa.Merey tou unpaid Advisory capacity hai.Aaap Key Marzi Hai advise Lou Naa Lo,Gazoo Bhai Tou Sharif aadmi Hain,unn Kou Kioun ghaseet Rahey hou.Jahan Tak wanderer Kaa Talluk Hai khud Hey pooch Lou.....Pher waikhou jawab kee Milda Hai......:smashfreakB:

Chalo theek hay bhaai ji baqi saathion ko aa lainay dein un say bhi mashwara kar laitay hein. (serious)
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Aaj kal nokrian kahan milti hein bhai economic crisis ka waqt hay logon nay pledged ghar chor char kar parkon mein tent laga liyae hein. wanderer shall accept the offer with sabr shukar. Aakhir mein apnay hi kaam aaien gay jab sab apni apni rah lein gay ;)

 

[canadian]

Chalo theek hay bhaai ji baqi saathion ko aa lainay dein un say bhi mashwara kar laitay hein. (serious)
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Aaj kal nokrian kahan milti hein bhai economic crisis ka waqt hay logon nay pledged ghar chor char kar parkon mein tent laga liyae hein. wanderer shall accept the offer with sabr shukar. Aakhir mein apnay hi kaam aaien gay jab sab apni apni rah lein gay ;)

Chalo Yeh Tou Barra Aacha Hou Gaa.Behtreen business Hai:crazy: Naan Heeng Lagey Naan phatkari.wanderer Kou for granted naa Lou.Zarra Pooch Lena Pher Waikho.....(yapping)

 

[Wadaich]

Chalo Yeh Tou Barra Aacha Hou Gaa.Behtreen business Hai:crazy: Naan Heeng Lagey Naan phatkari.wanderer Kou for granted naa Lou.Zarra Pooch Lena Pher Waikho.....(yapping)

Banday ko us kay musheer hi marwatay hein. Wanderer nay Internship pay bhi kaam kar laina hay bas aap usay sheh daina chor dein.