so I get married in 20 Days :) Wish me Luck

GeoG

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
U will be chief patron/consultant sir. But Bhai ji Paindo wala Idea tou theek hay magar GeoG nay agar agar Gaayaee aur Shark ko Daftar kay andar baandhnay ki zid kar di to phir :(. Aap ko pata hay GeoG ki waisay bhi meray saath nahi lagti. Iss tarah kartay hein three types ki consultancy Kholtay hein.

1. Category One for young couples.
2. Category Two for Randway, Chronic Bachelors (45-60years) aur doosri teesri dafah talaq yaafta.
3. Category Three for Almas Bobby type.

Mein aur Paindoo category One (1) ko deal karein gay. GeoG aur Abbasi Bhai Category two (2) ko deal karein gay. Category Three(3) Gazooo chacha aur GeoG ka Joint venture.

[MENTION=11020]wanderer[/MENTION] ko receptionist ki job day dein gay aap ki khasoosi sifaarash par.

SubhanAllah
Pyar Ho Tou Aisa
Yani Pyar Ka Wa'da Aisay Nibhain, Main Boloon Tou Mar Jayay, Tou Boolay Tou Mar Jayay

Par Fikar Na Karo Bhai
2 Maheenay Ba'ad Aap Khud Category 2 Main Zair e Elaj Ho Gay
Badla Tou Ham Nay Laina Hai, Treatment Apko Category 3 Wali Hi Dain Gay...
 

FaisalKh

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Treat others the way u want to be treated... keep this pearl of wisdom in ur mind and there will be no fight....
 

zeshaan

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Wish you GOOD LUCK.

KUCH loogoon kaakehna hay,Shadee aik MITHAI hay jiss nay khaiee woh bhee aoor jiss nay naa khaiee woh bhee PxxxxxxA.
 

A.Ali.T

Minister (2k+ posts)
یہ بیس دیں بڑے لمبے ہوگیے - معلوم نہیں عدیل سے کیسے گزر رہے ہونگے - ایک ایک دن ایک ایک ہفتے کے برابر لگ رہا ہے -
 

omerkashmiri

Siasat.pk - Blogger
Omer Bhai,
Yeh Jamma Walay Formulay Say Tou Result Nikalta Hai, Zarb (multiplication) Walay Formulay Say Jawab Kaisay Nikala...
Jamma beghair zarb kay nahin hota , samajh to tussi gaye hee ho gaye !
Waisay yeh aap ki zoo maani guftagu mujhay ban kerwa day gi !
 

Wadaich

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
SubhanAllah
Pyar Ho Tou Aisa
Yani Pyar Ka Wa'da Aisay Nibhain, Main Boloon Tou Mar Jayay, Tou Boolay Tou Mar Jayay

Par Fikar Na Karo Bhai
2 Maheenay Ba'ad Aap Khud Category 2 Main Zair e Elaj Ho Gay
Badla Tou Ham Nay Laina Hai, Treatment Apko Category 3 Wali Hi Dain Gay...

Yeh tou professional jealousy hui na.
 

GeoG

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Jamma beghair zarb kay nahin hota , samajh to tussi gaye hee ho gaye !
Waisay yeh aap ki zoo maani guftagu mujhay ban kerwa day gi !

Lo Kar Lo Gal
Kashmiryion Ka Bacha Ban Honay Say Yarak Gaya
Lay Liya Ham Nay Kashmir...
 

GeoG

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Yeh tou professional jealousy hui na.

Being a Paiti Band Bhai, you deserve special Treatment
You will be wholly solely checked every half an hour by Almas Bobby and Baigam Nawazish alternatively until you qualify for Category 4 Treatment ...
 

omerkashmiri

Siasat.pk - Blogger
Being a Paiti Band Bhai, you deserve special Treatment
You will be wholly solely checked every half an hour by Almas Bobby and Baigam Nawazish alternatively until you qualify for Category 4 Treatment ...
Checked every half an hour or choked every half an hour? LOL
 

Wadaich

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Being a Paiti Band Bhai, you deserve special Treatment
You will be wholly solely checked every half an hour by Almas Bobby and Baigam Nawazish alternatively until you qualify for Category 4 Treatment ...

(hmm) Yeh silah hay aap ko consultancy khol kay dainay ka. Saanoo hi Miyaaoon? :(
 

GeoG

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
(hmm) Yeh silah hay aap ko consultancy khol kay dainay ka. Saanoo hi Miyaaoon? :(

Jay Panayva Nava Nava Thanaydar Ban Kay Mamay Ki ... Na Ku.tt.ay
Tay Mammay Nu Patta Kivain Chalay Keh Pavayva Thanaydar Vay...
 
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