Ultimate Solution for Pakistan India Problems

Jack Sparrow

Minister (2k+ posts)
After very long and thoughtful research, I got idea of real solution of Pakistan India tensions.
Our president Zardari is a widower and Sonia Gandhi is also a widow. What if they both marry?
This marriage will be the most historic event in the history of mankind.


:banana:Do you people like Sonia Zardari as new Bhabi?:banana:


Just imagine, Zaid Hamid will be the Molvi for Nikkah and Bal Thakaray will be the Pandit for saat pheray.Pakistani Army chief and Indian Army chief will be the security guards of marriage ceremony.
And Honey moon will be in Srinagar.
 
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haqiqat

MPA (400+ posts)
After very long and thoughtful research, I got idea of real solution of Pakistan India tensions.
Our president Zardari is a widower and Sonia Gandhi is also a widow. What if they both marry?
This marriage will be the most historic event in the history of mankind.


:banana:Do you people like Sonia Zardari as new Bhabi?:banana:


Just imagine, Zaid Hamid will be the Molvi for Nikkah and Bal Thakaray will be the Pandit for saat pheray.Pakistani Army chief and Indian Army chief will be the security guards of marriage ceremony.
And Honey moon will be in Srinagar.

what is the place for altaf hussain in this setup ?
 

Wadaich

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
After very long and thoughtful research, I got idea of real solution of Pakistan India tensions.
Our president Zardari is a widower and Sonia Gandhi is also a widow. What if they both marry?
This marriage will be the most historic event in the history of mankind.


:banana:Do you people like Sonia Zardari as new Bhabi?:banana:


Just imagine, Zaid Hamid will be the Molvi for Nikkah and Bal Thakaray will be the Pandit for saat pheray.Pakistani Army chief and Indian Army chief will be the security guards of marriage ceremony.
And Honey moon will be in Srinagar.

(hmm)
باقی
تو سب ٹھیک ہے مگر ایک تجویز ہے. زرداری کو اگر گھر داماد رکھوا دیں تو کیسا رہے گا. ایک تیر دو شکار. حس کم جہاں پاک. مزید فوائد میں یہ ہے کہ زرداری اپنی دوسری زنانی کو قتل کروا کر ہندوستان کا صدر بن جایے گا. ہندوستان مفت میں ہاتھ لگ جایے گا.

نوٹ:
قیمتی رائے سے ضرور نوازیں. صلآیے عام ہے یاراں نکتہ دان کے لیے
 
T

terex

Guest
We can let sonia marry zardari if pakistan is ready to merge into union!!

I remember once there was a rumour that rajiv gandhi will mary late bhutooo!!

that would have been good for india!!
 

pappufromindia

Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
agar yeh zardaari 50 saal tak apni naak ragdey,hamari sonia tab bhi isko ghaas na dalne wali......
this man is wifekiller....kya humko pata nahi hai kya(omg)
 

GeoG

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
(hmm)
باقی
تو سب ٹھیک ہے مگر ایک تجویز ہے. زرداری کو اگر گھر داماد رکھوا دیں تو کیسا رہے گا. ایک تیر دو شکار. حس کم جہاں پاک. مزید فوائد میں یہ ہے کہ زرداری اپنی دوسری زنانی کو قتل کروا کر ہندوستان کا صدر بن جایے گا. ہندوستان مفت میں ہاتھ لگ جایے گا.

نوٹ:
قیمتی رائے سے ضرور نوازیں. صلآیے عام ہے یاراں نکتہ دان کے لیے

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