Here are the answers, you bay-sharam presenter.
1. What is the secret of his fast track Canadian nationalaity?
He came in the Queens dream and told her that his trillions of followers would make Tafalagar Square in to Tahrir Square. Queen actually laughed so hard that her passli was khichhed and her dog-washer just gave TUQ a passport knowing that foreign, currency ho ya passport, thats always enough to shut him up.
2. According to Qadri Holy Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) gave him basharat that his age will be equal to that of Holy Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) i.e. 63 years than how has his age exceed 63 years? His current age is 63.62 years according to the Islamic calender.
The Mayans have also extended their calendar, than why do people object to this extension. After all TUQ is the divine savior of all mankind and animal-kind alive in Pakistan.
3. How does the chicken blood recovered from the site, during the investigation of his so called assassination attempt?
TUQ had just finished a big cup of Kukkar Yakhni as he had flu. The bullet hit the exact spot where the kukkar yakhni was being converted in energy in his blodd stream.
4. Why Lahore high court give decision about him that he can do any thing to gain popularity?
The judges are all against TUQ since TUQ is the Almightys personally appointed Judge in all matters of Humanity. Didnt you get the tape of THAT dream????
5. Why was he supporter of Musharraf and never apologized?
Inherent Siasatdaans bayghairati, baysharmi and khabaasat stops TUQ from ever admitting that he might have ever made a teeny tiny judgement error in any matter even while asleep. How can this man be wrong in any matter of life ever in his life from his potra wetting days till now, when he calls a guy with 274 murder cases, his brother?
6. How will he bring revolution with secular Altaf Hussain?
Excellent Question. Altaf Bhai is an expert in the field of bring revolution. He has 25 years of experience of changing the status quo while being part of every government and fighting against the same. Altaf bhai has brought revolution so many times that we have gotten so used to now that every day, when there are only 10-15 people killed in Karachi, we just consider it an average and unreportable minor accident in the revolution brought by MQM on that day.
