Ab baycharon nay students say umeedain bandh li hain.
Phatwari sailaab, jihala trains, international parcels, lal topiyon, candle march, attack of the maulvi sahibaans, tajiron, lifafiyon, Madrasson kay bachoon, 'young' doktron, wakeelon, Judgon, faujion, etc etc kay baad ab
Mushtarika anti-Pakistan tolay ki aik aur constipated paishkash
'Wanna be Bhagat-Guevara-Singh march'
Anyone can audition, no one is checking student IDs.
If you can't make it to this one, no problem. Check out other plans in pipeline: housewife march (united women with relatives arrested for corruption), candyland employees march (sponsored), air blue employees march (sponsored), qabza mafia march (protest against unemployment), .. and many more.
Our agenda- fight till this one man army against our existence, is down.
Well, regardless of whether IK and his team know how to do optical politics or not, ooper aik khuda bhi baitha hai bandaro. Aur Woh hamara itna bura nahi chahta kay tumhain kamyab honay day. Insha Allah.