Seven True Facts About Women !!

[canadian]

7 so true facts about women. Believe it

1. Most important thing for women is Financial Security.

2. Although this is important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear.

4. Although they never have anything to wear, they always dress beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied.

6. Although they are never satisfied, they still expect men to compliment them.

7. Although they expect men to compliment them, when they do, they dont believe men!

 

[canadian]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes, even she having an afair with some one..

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1. Leave him alone

 

[anyie1]

Bakwaas , Bakwaas , Bakwaas , Bakwaas ,

 

[EniGma90]

[MENTION=11207]canadian[/MENTION].. 100 ryt.. especially about the happiness of a man...

 

[Raaz]

Bakwaas , Bakwaas , Bakwaas , Bakwaas ,

yes it is a very small list,,, You must have real and bigger list...Can we know it?

 

[GraanG2]

hahaha..So true.

 

[pak4rule]

thanks for sharing :)

 

[Unicorn]

This is funny:lol:

 

[canadian]

yes it is a very small list,,, You must have real and bigger list...Can we know it?

@
Raaz;
Somebody gave you wrong information.
Pl do tell me if somehow you get the list !!

 

[Ocean 7]

A Man was so close to GoD, one day miracle happened.That Man had dream, and he heard that GoD asking him that wish what do you need. I am very happy with you. Man first thought and said, Build a bridge or make the way over the Atlantic ocean. Then Man heard again it's not possible at this moment ask some thing else, Then the man replied that give me sense to understand women's mind. Then Man heard again ( lets go back to the first wish) no offence please

 

[pakistan1947]

7 so true facts about women. Believe it

1. Most important thing for women is Financial Security.

2. Although this is important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear.

4. Although they never have anything to wear, they always dress beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied.

6. Although they are never satisfied, they still expect men to compliment them.

7. Although they expect men to compliment them, when they do, they dont believe men!

Its a nice Joke....but reality is different than this........

 

[wanderer]

1.[/COLOR] Most important thing for women is Financial Security- Which desi girl asks a guy HIS bank balance before geting married to him?? -

2. Although this is important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes. - They must look good when they accompany u...SHOULDNT THEY ??

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear - Not all women complain of that....Satistics should be mentioned !!

4. Although they never have anything to wear, they always dress beautifully. -- again point 2.


5. Although they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied. another ilzaam. They are fine, they just need regulat touch ups.

6. Although they are never satisfied, they still expect men to compliment them. -- jiss kay liyeah dress-up kiya hai,shouldnt they appreciate ?? yeah maybe one too many times kerdaingay toh kiya masla hai ???

7. Although they expect men to compliment them, when they do, they dont believe men! -- do it earnestly ...women are gullible when it comes to "tareef"

 

[canadian]

1.[/COLOR] Most important thing for women is Financial Security- Which desi girl asks a guy HIS bank balance before geting married to him?? -

2. Although this is important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes. - They must look good when they accompany u...SHOULDNT THEY ??

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear - Not all women complain of that....Satistics should be mentioned !!

4. Although they never have anything to wear, they always dress beautifully. -- again point 2.


5. Although they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied. another ilzaam. They are fine, they just need regulat touch ups.

6. Although they are never satisfied, they still expect men to compliment them. -- jiss kay liyeah dress-up kiya hai,shouldnt they appreciate ?? yeah maybe one too many times kerdaingay toh kiya masla hai ???

7. Although they expect men to compliment them, when they do, they dont believe men! -- do it earnestly ...women are gullible when it comes to "tareef"

@
wanderer
That means you truly believe item no's 1-54 are the responsibilites of a man!!! Do you agree with that last suggestion how to keep a man happy ?????????

 

[canadian]

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HAPPILY MARRIED !!
An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together:-

1) Clearly misunderstood

2) Exact Estimate

3) Small Crowd

4) Act Naturally

5) Found Missing

6) Fully Empty

7) Pretty ugly

8) Seriously funny

9) Only choice

10) Original copies

And the Mother of all & a Masterpiece

11) Happily Married

 

[wanderer]

@ canadian

no I DONT AGREE...

 

[taurean28]

women...love them, hate them...u cant live without them

 

[taurean28]

an advice to you...stay single :P

 

[canadian]

women...love them, hate them...u cant live without them

Alas !
Yes that's true.

 

[canadian]

an advice to you...stay single :P

Thank you for the compliment.I am married and actively doing all that mentioned above.There is no way out !!!!!!!!!!!