NASR mesile - The new Pakistani missile that is changing future

gazoomartian

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: NASR mesile - The new Pakistani mesile that is changing future

Now that explains a lot!

and also a true story. You all gotta read THIS

After the East Pak fall, I was hiding at my khala's house because her daughters were educated in Bangla medium, giving 5 of us Bihari men wonderful place to hide.

When turned in around midnight, our room, 5 men in one room, ended up with thousands of mosquitos singing dracula songs. We each had our own machardaani (mosquito net). To defeat the blood suckers it was a general consensus amongst the 5 most brilliant men to devise a trapping plan. First we closed all the windows to prevent invasion of more mosquitos.

All of us flipped up one side wall of our own net and sat away from it enjoying the mass influx of suckers into the nets.

Once we were satisfied that all or almost all mosquitos were trapped, we hastily dropped flap or wall of the net and trapped them like never. They cried and screamed with bhun bhun bhun tones, we did not let them out.

We went to bed outside of our nets, peacefully except for few that were still on the loose outside of the net. We killed them as they fed on our skin, weren't able to count but weren't that many.

next morning we explained the smart move to our Khala and the cousins were impressed. Instead of laughing on our start-of-the-art mosquito-trapping device, the girls adopted the method. But instead of closing the windows, they tacked extra nets on the windows to prevent further invasion.
For next 3, 4 months that we hid there, we slept comfortably and peacfully.

And so the story of the smart Pakis ends. It goes to prove that Pakis are very adaptable and have the smarts to face worst of the situation.

Pakis Zindabad
Pakistan Paindabad


Update: Next morning we carefully collapsed the nest, ensuring they dont get out. We sunk the nest in a tub of HOT water. LOL
 
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Gladiator

Councller (250+ posts)
Re: NASR mesile - The new Pakistani mesile that is changing future

and also a true story. You all gotta read THIS

After the East Pak fall, I was hiding at my khala's house because her daughters were educated in Bangla medium, giving 5 of us Bihari men wonderful place to hide.

When turned in around midnight, our room, 5 men in one room, ended up with thousands of mosquitos singing dracula songs. We each had our own machardaani (mosquito net). To defeat the blood suckers it was a general consensus amongst the 5 most brilliant men to devise a trapping plan. First we closed all the windows to prevent invasion of more mosquitos.

All of us flipped up one side wall of our own net and sat away from it enjoying the mass influx of suckers into the nets.

Once we were satisfied that all or almost all mosquitos were trapped, we hastily dropped flap or wall of the net and trapped them like never. They cried and screamed with bhun bhun bhun tones, we did not let them out.

We went to bed outside of our nets, peacefully except for few that were still on the loose outside of the net. We killed them as they fed on our skin, weren't able to count but weren't that many.

next morning we explained the smart move to our Khala and the cousins were impressed. Instead of laughing on our start-of-the-art mosquito-trapping device, the girls adopted the method. But instead of closing the windows, they tacked extra nets on the windows to prevent further invasion.
For next 3, 4 months that we hid there, we slept comfortably and peacfully.

And so the story of the smart Pakis ends. It goes to prove that Pakis are very adaptable and have the smarts to face worst of the situation.

Pakis Zindabad
Pakistan Paindabad


Update: Next morning we carefully collapsed the nest, ensuring they dont get out. We sunk the nest in a tub of HOT water. LOL

How you were able to survive during that time??? because I am sure mukhti bahini terrorist were killing every Pakistani at that time....

I like to know about these stories from people who faced those circumtances...
 

gazoomartian

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: NASR mesile - The new Pakistani mesile that is changing future

How you were able to survive during that time??? because I am sure mukhti bahini terrorist were killing every Pakistani at that time....

I like to know about these stories from people who faced those circumtances...

several times mukti agent searched our Khala places and once grabbed me and started taking me out when a cousin would say: dont take him, he is my future husband. Or one brat put it this way: dont kill him. I am punishing a Bihari. I have hired him (that is ME) as a house servant. And I had to act like a house servant too.

Alhamdulillah I survived because Allah did not want me to die. Many many stories but no time to write.

we survived on jau ki roti and condensed milk provided by the Red Cross. Water in East was plenty and was of no concern. Thats the reason I personally ONLY donate to RC unless there is a local outfit that I could trust.

A Swiss RC agent also saved my neck once but thats a long story. These are the reasons breaking up of India is in my blood now. As you sowed so shall you reap. Khalistan will happen its a matter of time

Khalistan Zindabad
Pakistan Paindabad
 

Gladiator

Councller (250+ posts)
Re: NASR mesile - The new Pakistani mesile that is changing future

several times mukti agent searched our Khala places and once grabbed me and started taking me out when a cousin would say: dont take him, he is my future husband. Or one brat put it this way: dont kill him. I am punishing a Bihari. I have hired him (that is ME) as a house servant. And I had to act like a house servant too.

Alhamdulillah I survived because Allah did not want me to die. Many many stories but no time to write.

we survived on jau ki roti and condensed milk provided by the Red Cross. Water in East was plenty and was of no concern. Thats the reason I personally ONLY donate to RC unless there is a local outfit that I could trust.

A Swiss RC agent also saved my neck once but thats a long story. These are the reasons breaking up of India is in my blood now. As you sowed so shall you reap. Khalistan will happen its a matter of time

Khalistan Zindabad
Pakistan Paindabad

Thanks for writing. That would be very tough time. I am glad you survived....

India will break InshaAllah soon, just a matter of time. They are building their on grave....

Pakistan Zindabad!
 

habib22

MPA (400+ posts)
why indian cry like a baby when something happen in India, and why they call USA now and USSR in Past if they can fight and destroyed , and if you can make everything why do you need so badly civilian nk plant from USA , coz you can just cry and can do big conspiracy
 

garry317

Banned
Re: NASR mesile - The new Pakistani mesile that is changing future

The issue is if we have the missile or not. We have them and we make the. Chinese have not yet made the model. According to your own media, your own scientists have been lying to your nation and that you do not have any good missile yet. All you have is DUDS. Then your General in full intoxication says India can fight both Pakistan and China at the same time. Now is that a joke or what :lol:

joke to wo tha...kayani saab keh rahe they ki hum terrorism door kar denge..tabhi 2 din baad vahan se osama mil gaya...:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

Young_Blood

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: NASR mesile - The new Pakistani mesile that is changing future

pakistan will be the only country who will nuke its own territory........lmao...
and we already have brahmos...enough to take any target in paksitan

My dear tumhein idea he nahi hai, k Pakistan k paas kya kuch hai, aur na hum kabhi usse manzar e aam per laey,
agar ley aaey to hamara sab se bara dushman islamic point of view se pareshan ho jaey ga,, kiun k iss waqt wo power main hai, iss liay ham disclose nahi ker rahay, aur kabhi uss ne apni power ham per azmani chahi, to tumhein pata chal jaey ga k pakistan k paas kon kon se secret weapons hein.:lol::alhamd:
 

Young_Blood

Minister (2k+ posts)
India walo kisi bhool main mat rehna,, india per attack sirf pakistan se nahi hoga,, tumhein charo taraf se ghair k marein gay,,jaha per indian raw ke soch aur planing khatam hoti hai, waha se pakistani ISI ke planning start hoti hai. agar yaqeen nahi aata to apne her media channels ke news dekh lo, subah se lay ker raat tak ISI ISI ISI kerte rehtey hein, tum log itna apney BHAGWAN ka naam nahi lete jitna ISI ka lete ho :D . tumhein itna khouf hai, ISI ka,, to socho abhi ISI ne kuch bhe nahi keeya,, agar kerne per aa gai to tum log ISI ko Bhagwan maan lo gay... its guranteed.
 

garry317

Banned
Re: NASR mesile - The new Pakistani mesile that is changing future

My dear tumhein idea he nahi hai, k Pakistan k paas kya kuch hai, aur na hum kabhi usse manzar e aam per laey,
agar ley aaey to hamara sab se bara dushman islamic point of view se pareshan ho jaey ga,, kiun k iss waqt wo power main hai, iss liay ham disclose nahi ker rahay, aur kabhi uss ne apni power ham per azmani chahi, to tumhein pata chal jaey ga k pakistan k paas kon kon se secret weapons hein.:lol::alhamd:

yes,god have given special weapons to u..:P:P:P:P
special weapons to baluchistan,special weapons to karachi(clap)(clap)(clap)...hahhahahahha lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
special weapons to fata,north west..etc..lolxxxxx

humne to kuch ni karna ..bas dam se paani chor dena hai..phir chala apne tank paani meinn(bigsmile)(bigsmile)(bigsmile)
 

Hatham

Banned
Re: NASR mesile - The new Pakistani mesile that is changing future

and wths ur contribution in brahmos???? may be not zero but would definately a sh!T... thats wht u ppl can do:lol::lol::lol:, if u guys hav invented ''indigenous'' technology then still why u ppl r the largest IMPORTERS of weapons on earth... so before pointing anyone look at ur ****** up asses
chinese made aircraft who can fly...lolzzz..tell me the contribution of pakis in this..none..00000 zero.......chinese made aircraft..baat to wahi hai..ek motorcycle banai ni jaati..aircraft bana lenge lolxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
use karna ho to usko karachi mein use karo....fata mein use karo,ya phir lahore mein use karo..
badi jarurat hai wahan par....lolzzzzzzzzz(cry)(cry)(cry)
 

Hatham

Banned
Re: NASR mesile - The new Pakistani mesile that is changing future

ahh.. moulvi sahab, plz when u have cross argument with these sh!T head ppls, plz don't give any example regarding islam, bcoz these maderchoods r anti-islam and anti pakistan bcoz muslim rurals of the past has fcuked their mothers for almost 8 hundred years.... so plz don't give any example from Islam, just fcuk them all and they deserve it as always they start issues with us first... so cut these asslickers throats
My dear tumhein idea he nahi hai, k Pakistan k paas kya kuch hai, aur na hum kabhi usse manzar e aam per laey,
agar ley aaey to hamara sab se bara dushman islamic point of view se pareshan ho jaey ga,, kiun k iss waqt wo power main hai, iss liay ham disclose nahi ker rahay, aur kabhi uss ne apni power ham per azmani chahi, to tumhein pata chal jaey ga k pakistan k paas kon kon se secret weapons hein.:lol::alhamd:
 

Young_Blood

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: NASR mesile - The new Pakistani mesile that is changing future

yes,god have given special weapons to u..:P:P:P:P
special weapons to baluchistan,special weapons to karachi(clap)(clap)(clap)...hahhahahahha lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
special weapons to fata,north west..etc..lolxxxxx

humne to kuch ni karna ..bas dam se paani chor dena hai..phir chala apne tank paani meinn(bigsmile)(bigsmile)(bigsmile)
pani chorney k qabil rehne dein gay tab na,,,, tum jitni dair main dhoti pehno gay uss se pehley tumharey india per hamarey teer yani k missile chal gay ho gay,,,

phir tum paani chorna un missile per, jo tumhari dhotio main aag laga dein gay,, [hilar]

poora india hamarey targets per hai,,, aur u know,, k button press kerne main kitni dair lagti hai...

tum log aise maro gay,, jese machar ,,, khatmal, cockroach,,, mortien spray se martey hein,,, phir ham kahein gay k shuker hai duniya ke zameen se gandagi khatam ho gai.. :lol:
 

garry317

Banned
Re: NASR mesile - The new Pakistani mesile that is changing future

pani chorney k qabil rehne dein gay tab na,,,, tum jitni dair main dhoti pehno gay uss se pehley tumharey india per hamarey teer yani k missile chal gay ho gay,,,

phir tum paani chorna un missile per, jo tumhari dhotio main aag laga dein gay,, [hilar]

poora india hamarey targets per hai,,, aur u know,, k button press kerne main kitni dair lagti hai...

tum log aise maro gay,, jese machar ,,, khatmal, cockroach,,, mortien spray se martey hein,,, phir ham kahein gay k shuker hai duniya ke zameen se gandagi khatam ho gai.. :lol:

tum se ladne ke liye tumharey log hi kaafi hai...hamey koi jarurat nahi tumhe maarne ki(bigsmile)(bigsmile)
 

garry317

Banned
Re: NASR mesile - The new Pakistani mesile that is changing future

and wths ur contribution in brahmos???? may be not zero but would definately a sh!T... thats wht u ppl can do:lol::lol::lol:, if u guys hav invented ''indigenous'' technology then still why u ppl r the largest IMPORTERS of weapons on earth... so before pointing anyone look at ur ****** up asses

it was joint venture,all the software and rocket motors for the brahmos..ab aap batao...aapne paint karne ko chor ke kya kia.....
we are largest importers coz we r modernising our 3 phases of millitary and developing new with jv unlike copy n paint:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

ammar26

MPA (400+ posts)
Re: NASR mesile - The new Pakistani mesile that is changing future

humne to kuch ni karna ..bas dam se paani chor dena hai..phir chala apne tank paani meinn(bigsmile)(bigsmile)(bigsmile)

Itni jurat ha to chor ke dekhao DAM se paani, NUCLEAR WEAPONS tmari diwali per chalaney ki leye ni banaye hue hain, tum logo k leye he banaye hue hain
 

ammar26

MPA (400+ posts)
Re: NASR mesile - The new Pakistani mesile that is changing future

Pehlay jahaz to urana seekho, phr aa ker hamlay ki baat kerna
 

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