Maulana Tariq Jameel Threads - Collection

[engr.iffi]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

maaf karnaa bhai ............... koi akheer hee ghatia kism kay adami lag rahay hoo app ................

Q: Darrhi Agar 3 Feet Ki Ho Tou Astanja (Taharat) Kerty Huay Kaisey Sanbhalty Ho?
A: Baghal Mein (Says Molvi Guitar Junaid Jamshed)

khoob hee maray statement koo correct sabat kia hai tum nay ................... Allah tum koo hadiyat aur tobba kee too-fiaq atta farmay

 

[engr.iffi]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

Q: Darrhi Agar 3 Feet Ki Ho Tou Astanja (Taharat) Kerty Huay Kaisey Sanbhalty Ho?
A: Baghal Mein (Says Molvi Guitar Junaid Jamshed)

Allah Tumhein Tableeghi Jahalat Chorr Ker Daiera-e-Hidaat Mein Daakhel Kery ......
Sub Mil Ke Bolo Aaaaameeeeennn...
......Good Boys,
Now go to sleep (Don't sleep with each other we don't have enough water for Ghusal)

i dont neeed your above-mentioned type of "Daiera-e-Hidaat"

 

[engr.iffi]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

is ka jawab tu Mufti hazrat he day sakty he,mager yahoodi nasal hamesha islam ka nam ley ker islam ko badnam he kerty rahye gey ,in key diloo may bughaz ye oor ye qeyamat tak kahatm nahee ho ga

Q: Darrhi Agar 3 Feet Ki Ho Tou Astanja (Taharat) Kerty Huay Kaisey Sanbhalty Ho?
A: Baghal Mein (Says Molvi Guitar Junaid Jamshed)

agree with you "alibaba" koi yahoodi nasal hee darrahi kya baray main assa keh saktaa hai ................... 1400 saal pehalay hazrat muhammad aur ahl-e-baat kee dharay par yahoodi mazak uratay thaa ,,,,,,,,,,, ajj kal aiss kism kay yahoodi daharay ka mazak uratay hain

 

[Aam_Admi]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

کہا جاتا ہے کہ اگر حضرت عیسیٰ علیہ السلام کا گدھا مکہ ہو کر بھی آجائے تو رہتا گدھا ہی ہے، اسی طرح اگر نام بوتراب نام رکھ لیا جائے تو حضرت بوتراب یعنی علی المرتضیٰ سے ضروری نہیں کہ دور پرے کی کوئی نسبت واقعی پیدا ہوجائے۔
ابھی اوپر تم کہ رہے تھے کہ دلیل سے بات کرو دلیل سے بات کرو اب دلیل سے بات کی ہے تو تہماری ترکی تمام ہوگی اور آگے تم اپنئ متعصبانہ اوقات پر۔تم جیسوں کا مجھے اچھی طرح اندازہ ہے،اور یہ بھی کہ تم جیسوں سے نمٹا کیسے جاتا ہے، اگر دلیل سے بات کرو گے تو ویسا ہی جواب پاو گےاور اگر اپنئ اوقات دکھاو گے تو خاک چاٹو گے۔ جعلی بوترابی۔​

 

[Doc_uk]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

Assalam oAlaikum,

Dekho bhai pehli baat tu ye hey k dil mein kissi k liye bughaz na rakho..

You have created a mess on this page, I will give you your answer, after that we'll find out whether you actually wanted to know the reality or just driven by prejudice of your heart against anyone who is not like you..

you asked about junaid jamshed's haram ki kamai ? right?

I will tell you what he did, He went with maulana tariq jameel to Mufti Taqi Usmani in karachi and gave him details of all his earnings in the past which included a couple of houses and properties elsewhere. Mufti Taqi sahab did all the calculations and gave him the figure that he had to donate to clear his haram ki kamai. Junaid sold his properties to donate that money to charity ( and for your information, Tableeghi jumaat never takes charity so ab ye met kehna hey apni jumaat ko hi de di hogi)

anyways, I hope this answers your question..

now I hope tum Allah se maafi mango ge k kissi musalmaan ki peeche itni badgumaani aur badzubaani ki... agar nahi maangtay tauba tu Allah aap ko hidayat dey, aap k dil se saray shaqooq duur karay...

its not just junaid's story, I came to UK three years ago, I did what any stupid ignorant gunah gaar youngster would do...was into all the so called "cool" things...
But Alhumdulillah Allah ne inhi tableeghio k zariye hidayat dee...Ab Alhumdulillah 1.5 years se kui nimaz nahi choti, Junaid jitni darhi ho gaee hey aur ab ye zubaan sirf Allah ki baat kerti hey...
its not just me, its not just junaid jamshed...its millions of people...

kamaal yehi hey k ye log kissi ki burai nahi kerte jaisa her taraf culture hey k pehle doosre firqe waalo ko gaallian baqo burra bhala kaho aur deen ki aik baat bhi na karo...
Allah aap ko hidayat de...

agar kui baat buri lagi ho tu maaf ker dena...

Allah aap ki madad karay Allah hafiz

 

[BuTurabi]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

Assalam oAlaikum,

Dekho bhai pehli baat tu ye hey k dil mein kissi k liye bughaz na rakho..

You have created a mess on this page, I will give you your answer, after that we'll find out whether you actually wanted to know the reality or just driven by prejudice of your heart against anyone who is not like you..

you asked about junaid jamshed's haram ki kamai ? right?

I will tell you what he did, He went with maulana tariq jameel to Mufti Taqi Usmani in karachi and gave him details of all his earnings in the past which included a couple of houses and properties elsewhere. Mufti Taqi sahab did all the calculations and gave him the figure that he had to donate to clear his haram ki kamai. Junaid sold his properties to donate that money to charity ( and for your information, Tableeghi jumaat never takes charity so ab ye met kehna hey apni jumaat ko hi de di hogi)

anyways, I hope this answers your question..

now I hope tum Allah se maafi mango ge k kissi musalmaan ki peeche itni badgumaani aur badzubaani ki... agar nahi maangtay tauba tu Allah aap ko hidayat dey, aap k dil se saray shaqooq duur karay...

its not just junaid's story, I came to UK three years ago, I did what any stupid ignorant gunah gaar youngster would do...was into all the so called "cool" things...
But Alhumdulillah Allah ne inhi tableeghio k zariye hidayat dee...Ab Alhumdulillah 1.5 years se kui nimaz nahi choti, Junaid jitni darhi ho gaee hey aur ab ye zubaan sirf Allah ki baat kerti hey...
its not just me, its not just junaid jamshed...its millions of people...

kamaal yehi hey k ye log kissi ki burai nahi kerte jaisa her taraf culture hey k pehle doosre firqe waalo ko gaallian baqo burra bhala kaho aur deen ki aik baat bhi na karo...
Allah aap ko hidayat de...

agar kui baat buri lagi ho tu maaf ker dena...

Allah aap ki madad karay Allah hafiz

Many thanks for your kind response,
I'd like to request you to give me that Haram Money Laundering Machine's (Mulla Taqi Usmani) Address please. I’d like to forward it to Zardari and few others like him.
Also tell me, does he issue a certificate as well so Mr. 10% could show this on TV to people of Pakistan as proof of his “Halal” Kamaai.
By the way from now onward we should call Mullah Usmani with new name “Molvi Hallalla” coz he turns Haram into Halal.

.!واقعی
عقل ہے تو تبلیغی نہیں
تبلیغی ہے تو عقل نہیں
.!ویسے
تبلیغی جماعت میں ہونے کیلئے ذھنی معذوُر ہونا کیوُں ضروری ہوتا ہے؟
معقوُل جواب دے کر اپنے نارمل ہونے کا ثبوُت دیں۔​

 

[nomiz]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

Aour Tum Bhi,
Tum Sey Bhi Nahi Pooch Jaie Ga Ke Buturabi Kia Kerta Raha?
Praai Shadi Mein Abdullah Dewana... Junaid Jamshed Naachny Wali Sarkar Al-Fankar Al-Jhankar Wl-Guitar Fil-Bazar Ke Chamc..y

Chaloo mana tu .... abb chaloo apni apni fikar karain no comments on other's individual Life .... Allah guide us ture path ...

 

[AbuOkasha]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

agar zardari tauba ker ley tou haram zareay se kamaya/loota hua paisa halal ho jaei ga?
Ya
jab tak kautta kuein (well) sey na nakala jaie pani pak nahi hota, kia frmana hai ulluma-e-islam ka ?

daleel sey jawab ka muntazar hoon, shukriya!​

اس کائنات کا خالق وہ ہے جو ان لوگوں سے جنہوں نے اپنے گناہوں کی سیاہی سے زمین بھر دیی ہو ان سے بھی مخاطب جب ہوتا ہے تو کہتا ہے۔۔۔


قُلْ يٰعِبَادِيَ ٱلَّذِينَ أَسْرَفُواْ عَلَىٰ أَنفُسِهِمْ لاَ تَقْنَطُواْ مِن رَّحْمَةِ ٱللَّهِ إِنَّ ٱللَّهَ يَغْفِرُ ٱلذُّنُوبَ جَمِيعاً إِنَّهُ هُوَ ٱلْغَفُورُ ٱلرَّحِيمُ
کہ دیجیئے کہ اے میرے (پیارے) بندوں جنہوں نے اپنی جانوں پر ذیادتی کرلی تم اللہ کی رحمت سے مایوس نہ ہونا بے شک اللہ سارے گناہ معاف فرمادیتا ہے ، وہ یقینا بڑا بخشنے والا ہے۔۔۔


اللہ جب چاہے جس کو بخش دے ، لیکن ظالم سے اس کے ایک ایک ظلم کا حساب بھی لے گا، جب تک مظلوم اپنا حق معاف نہ کردے اللہ بھی معاف نہیں کرتا ۔۔۔۔
ہاں اپنے حق وہ اپنی رحمت سے جب چاہے جتنے چاہے معاف کردے۔۔۔۔


ظالموں کیلئے اللہ کا دستور یہ ہے۔۔۔۔
ان اللہ لا یھدی القوم الظالمین۔۔۔۔۔
بے شک اللہ ظالموں کو ہدایت نہیں دیتا۔۔۔​

 

[BuTurabi]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

بے شک اللہ ظالموں کو ہدایت نہیں دیتا۔۔۔[/right]

Yeh Wohi Mullah Rasheed Ghazi Hai Hai Jo Islamabad Mein Aourton Ko Eghwa Kerta Tha, Bachon Ki Library Per Qabza Ker Ke Nizaam Badal Raha Tha, Darjnon Masoom Logon Ko Bhatkaa Ker Musharraf Ke Haathon Jahanam Raseed Hua?
میں جانتا ہوں انجام اُسکا
جس معرکے میں مللا ہو غازی

 

[anees1980]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

Bilkul Theek Kia Sorry Ki Zaroorat Nahi.... Naqli Molvi Fraud Hai Sala!
Sari Umar Haram Nachney Gany Sey Kamai Ka Kia Kia? Woh Ab Halal Kaisy Ho Gai?
Agar Zardari Moonchein Moond Ker Aour Darrhi Ko Khulla Chorr Ker Touba Ker Ley Aour Tableegh Per Nikal Kharra Ho Tou Uski Sab Haram Kamaai Pak Aour Tayyab Ho Jaaiegi?
OR
Aik Twaief Nachny Gaany Wali (Hooker/Jism Farosh) Ya "Nachny Gaany Wala like Junaid Jamhed" Haram Zareay Sey Millions of dollars Kama Ker Touba Ker Ley Magar Ussi Kamaai Ke Zariey Hasal Karda Aasaieshon (luxuries) Ka Istemal Bhi Jari Rakhy, Kia Yeh Halal Hoga. Fatwa Nahi Daleel Ke Saath Jawab Ka Ka Muntazar Hoon. Ghair Muslim converts to Islam Wali Ki Misall mat Deejiey Ga

Dillo ke hall Khuda janta he tum konhote ho kehne wale ke kisi ki Tauba Kabool hui ya nahi.

 

[BuTurabi]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

Dillo ke hall Khuda janta he tum konhote ho kehne wale ke kisi ki Tauba Kabool hui ya nahi.

Mein Ney Kab Kaha Tauba Qabool Hui Ya Nahi? Yeh Rehman Aour Insan Ka Maamla Hai.
What I said, read again:

Aik Twaief Nachny Gaany Wali (Hooker/Jism Farosh) Ya ​

"Nachny Gaany Wala like Junaid Jamhed"​

Haram Zareay Sey Millions of dollars Kama Ker Touba Ker Ley Magar Ussi Kamaai Ke Zariey Hasal Karda Aasaieshon (luxuries) Ka Istemal Bhi Jari Rakhy, Kia Yeh Halal Hoga. Fatwa Nahi Daleel Ke Saath Jawab Ka Ka Muntazar Hoon. Ghair Muslim converts to Islam Wali Ki Misall Mat Deejiey Ga.

Agar Zardari Moonchein Moond Ker Aour Darrhi Ko Khulla Chorr Ker Touba Ker Ley Aour Tableegh Per Nikal Kharra Ho Tou Uski Sab Haram Kamaai Pak Aour Tayyab Ho Jaaiegi?

 

[topnotcher]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

I Think This Thread Creator Know Very Well About What And Why Has He Created This.

My Advise To All Is To Stop Viewing And Posting On This Thread As He Want People To Post On This Thread And In Reply He Gets Room To Pop Out The Filth He Has For Practicing Muslims.

 

[BuTurabi]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

I Think This Thread Creator Know Very Well About What And Why Has He Created This.

My Advise To All Is To Stop Viewing And Posting On This Thread As He Want People To Post On This Thread And In Reply He Gets Room To Pop Out The Filth He Has For Practicing Muslims.

100% Agreed it should be removed immediately. Althou I raised a valid question about Nach Gana Kamaai but some "Firqa Prast" spreading hate.

 

[anees1980]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

Mein Ney Kab Kaha Tauba Qabool Hui Ya Nahi? Yeh Rehman Aour Insan Ka Maamla Hai.
What I said, read again:

Aik Twaief Nachny Gaany Wali (Hooker/Jism Farosh) Ya ​

"Nachny Gaany Wala like Junaid Jamhed"​

Haram Zareay Sey Millions of dollars Kama Ker Touba Ker Ley Magar Ussi Kamaai Ke Zariey Hasal Karda Aasaieshon (luxuries) Ka Istemal Bhi Jari Rakhy, Kia Yeh Halal Hoga. Fatwa Nahi Daleel Ke Saath Jawab Ka Ka Muntazar Hoon. Ghair Muslim converts to Islam Wali Ki Misall Mat Deejiey Ga.

Agar Zardari Moonchein Moond Ker Aour Darrhi Ko Khulla Chorr Ker Touba Ker Ley Aour Tableegh Per Nikal Kharra Ho Tou Uski Sab Haram Kamaai Pak Aour Tayyab Ho Jaaiegi?

yaar apne gunaho par nazar rakho usne toba kar lee so who are you to be the judge about his wealth.

 

[BuTurabi]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

yaar apne gunaho par nazar rakho usne toba kar lee so who are you to be the judge about his wealth.

and
Who are you to be judge of my Sins?
I just asked a valid question about a preacher because he is role model for many. Whether it is Halal or Haram wealth earned by Naach Gaana?
read my question carefully, I'm not Judge!

 

[anees1980]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

and
Who are you to be judge of my Sins?
I just asked a valid question about a preacher because he is role model for many. Whether it is Halal or Haram wealth earned by Naach Gaana?
read my question carefully, I'm not Judge!

I am not judging ur sins all i am saying is look at your self before criticising others, but u are judging others sins and u have no right to do so because you are not their Allah and no you did not ask a valid question because u are being judgmental.

 

[BuTurabi]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

I am not judging ur sins all i am saying is look at your self before criticising others, but u are judging others sins and u have no right to do so because you are not their Allah and no you did not ask a valid question because u are being judgmental.

They say be careful when electing a Representative for Parliament. Ask any question before voting, right?
What about the Preacher (Muballagh) who is leading us to Allah. What if he leads us to Jahannam?
That's why I raised a question what did he do to all the Haram Kamaai he earned by singing and dancing (Naach Gaana)?
As per my information he still lives a lavish life he got thru Haram means. All I wanted to know which "Haram money Laundring Machine" did he use (if any)
For instance, if you steal something from someone, just Tauba is not sufficient first you've to return that to its owner then Tauba.
What he did to the wealth he got thru Haram means. Does he use same house for living and making Slaat he mad from haram Kamai etc

 

[BuTurabi]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

(دین مُلّا فی سبیل اللہ فساد - علّامہ اقبال (رح)
داڑھی کے پیچھے جہالت کو دیکھیں، دین کے نام پر خباثت کو دیکھیں، شریعت سے بغاوت کو دیکھیں، خود تحقیق کریںگے تو معلوم چلے گا کہ ھماری تاریخ گواہ ہے کہ اصحاب رسول(رض) اور اہلبیت(ع) سے لیکر عام مُسلمانوں کے قاتل کوئی اور نہیں اسی طرح کی بڑی بڑی داڑھیوں والے، حافظ قُرآن مُفتی تھے، جنھوں نے حُکمرانوں سے مال و دولت لیکر انسانیت پر مظالم کو جائز قرار دیا، یہان تک کہ جوان جنّت(ع)، امام حسن(ع) اور امام حُسین (ع) کے بارے میں نعوذُ باللہ کافر ھونے تک کے اعلان کو اپنا فتویٰ قرار دیا اور اپنے ملعون فتووں کو اسلام کا نام دیکر اہلبیت(ع) اور اصحاب رسول(رح) کو بے دریغ قتل کیا۔ اُن کے مال کو لُوٹا، اُنکے اہل خانہ کو قیدی بنایا، اور آج بھی اُنھی ظالمانہ نظریات کے پیروکار مُسلمانوں کی صفوں میں گھُسکر اپنے مضموم مقاصد کے حصول کیلیئے اسلام کے نام پر مُسلمانوں میں تفرُقہ ڈالکر اُنھیں آپس میں دست وگریباں کیئے ھوئے ھیں۔




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[samar]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed in Minaa, Hajj

ajeeb ALLAH valey hain ...........ALLAH ko chore k Allah ki makhlook (jannat) ki taraf bulatey hain jannat ki lalach detey hain.............

 

[BuTurabi]

Re: Pepsi Contract & Parody Of Maulana Tariq Jameel By Junaid Jamshed

ajeeb ALLAH valey hain ...........ALLAH ko chore k Allah ki makhlook (jannat) ki taraf bulatey hain jannat ki lalach detey hain.............

:lol:آپ نے بچپن میں ”لالچ کا انجام“ والی کہانی تو پڑھی ہوگی:lol:​