میں وزیراعظم بنوں گا - فضل الرحمن

[jimz84]

Laughter time....:)

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Source: http://express.com.pk/epaper/PoPupwindow.aspx?newsID=1101837117&Issue=NP_LHE&Date=20130509

 

[janbazali]

Re: Laughter time....:)

[hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar]

 

[Hadith]

Re: Laughter time....:)

idiotslike Fazlu should not breed

 

[shahqais]

Re: Joke of the Day from Munafiq-e-Aazam of Pakistan !! Allah jahil aur mufad parast jaali ulema say Pakistan ko bachay

IK could not protect his two bodyguards and fell down.
How can he hold whole Nation?

He can not be a PM!

is it sarcasm or are you serious? If you are serious then seriously you need to see a psychologist and that to in hurry because your disease seems very serious and dangerous .

 

[Asif Hassan]

Re: Joke of the Day from Munafiq-e-Aazam of Pakistan !! Allah jahil aur mufad parast jaali ulema say Pakistan ko bachay

IK could not protect his two bodyguards and fell down.
How can he hold whole Nation?

He can not be a PM!

Phir kehtey ho PTI supporters gali detey hain..... salo tum batein he aisi krtey ho k gali dena zarori ho jata hy...... ye bhi bhala koi baat hoi?? bhai hadsa hy ho jata hy.... hadson ko tera baap bhi nhi rok sakta.... kameena insan

 

[Believer12]

مذھبی کرپشن کا ڈوبتا ستارھ

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[h=2]Moulana Diesel

ایک نیا پاکستان یا قائداعظم والا پرانا پاکستان بننے کو ھے۔اس پاکستان میں ھماری مٹی کے ذھین ترین،ایماندار ترین اور حب الوطنی سے سرشار اھل لوگوں کو بلا تفریق مذھب اور فرقہ کے بڑی بڑی ذمہ داریاں سونپی جایئں گی۔
جبکہ مذھب کو سیاست کے نام پر بیچ کر اربوں پتی دین فروش ملاز کا خاتمہ ھونے کو ھے۔ان میں سے سرفھرست مولانا ڈیزل ھے جو تین حلقوں سے ھار رھا ھے اور اسکی شکست کے بعد اسکی پارٹی جو صرف کھاو پیٹو پارٹی ھے کا نام و نشان بھی مٹ جاے گا۔
اسی لیے تو یہ کھتا ھے کہ عمران کو ووٹ دینا شرعاٌ حرام ھے اور نا کوی دلیل اور نہ حوالہ اسکے پاس ھے۔حقیقت یہ ھے کہ جھاں سے اسے خطرھ ھے اصل میں وھ تحریک انصاف ھی ھے۔[/h]

 

[abdlsy]

Fazl says he stands chance of becoming PM, and then he woke up!

[h=1]Fazl says he stands chance of becoming PM
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May 08, 2013 - Updated 1920 PKT
From Web Edition

TANK: Amir Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam (JUI-F), Maulana Fazl-ur-Rehman Wednesday said it was likely that he becomes the next prime minister of Pakistan but the Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf Chief Imran Khan neither had any such chance before nor now.


Talking to Geo News correspondent Saeedullah Marwat, Maulana Fazl said JUI-F thinks it mandatory for both men and women to cast their vote.

He, however, added that some parts of the tribal areas prohibit women from casting their vote due to their tribal traditions.

When asked as to who will become the next prime minister of Pakistan, Maulana laughingly took his own name, adding the PTI chief neither had a chance to become a PM in the past nor there was any such possibility now.



SOURCE: http://www.thenews.com.pk/article-100141-Fazl-says-he-stands-chance-of-becoming-PM

 

[Khurram.k]

Re: Joke of the Day from Munafiq-e-Aazam of Pakistan !! Allah jahil aur mufad parast jaali ulema say Pakistan ko bachay

IK could not protect his two bodyguards and fell down.
How can he hold whole Nation?

He can not be a PM!

wah wah ...kia ullu ki pathi baat ki hai . NS ka tau baap bhi mar gya ...vo apnay baap ko marnay se nahi bacha saka tau qom ko marnay se kesay bachaye ga . Apnay walid sahab ke pesay zaya kiey hain 8th grade tak parh ke .

 

[Rommel]

I will be Prime Minister, Not Imran Khan - Fazlu ur Rehman (Seriously..!!!)

http://www.express.com.pk/epaper/PoPupwindow.aspx?newsID=1101836824&Issue=NP_KHI&Date=20130509
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[siasitabdeeli]

Re: I will be Prime Minister, Not Imran Khan - Fazlu ur Rehman (Seriously..!!!)

Fazlu Deisel tu bas chupay laga taakay tera manhoos mu band rahey.

 

[Ayyan786ayyan]

Re: I will be Prime Minister, Not Imran Khan - Fazlu ur Rehman (Seriously..!!!)

allah tallah aisa azab nazil na farmayen plz

 

[yasirmaliq]

Re: I will be Prime Minister, Not Imran Khan - Fazlu ur Rehman (Seriously..!!!)

Ameen YaRabulAlameen.

allah tallah aisa azab nazil na farmayen plz

 

[Synikmaster]

Re: میرا بھی وزیراعظم بننے کا امکان ہے - مولان&#1575

Iss ki shakal per tarlaaa note karoo...:(
Jis Din iss ko PM bana diya usi Din iss nai Khushi sai hi mar jana hai...haaa mai uur PM thuuus... big looser(yapping)

 

[Mehrushka]

Re: میرا بھی وزیراعظم بننے کا امکان ہے - مولان&#1575

Fazlurehman ka to SAWAL hi peda nahin hota....mark my words:biggthumpup:

 

[noora]

Re: میرا بھی وزیراعظم بننے کا امکان ہے - مولان&#1575

Mn IMRAN KHAN hon or mn ban banaon ga NAYA PAKISTAN

 

[Citizen X]

Kabhi Kabhi mujhe apne pakistani hone pe sharam athi hai, ye soch ke, ke ab pe pakistan mein asey log hain jo is jaise munafiq, islam faroosh aur jhoothay ko bhi vote deing ge.

Ya Allah un logon ke band akal ke talay khol de, un ki ankon pe se in rasshiyon ka jadoo ka parda untha de.
Ya Allah un logon ke dil mein apney aur apni qoum ke leye dil me dard paida ker de
Ya Allah un logon ko yeh tera diya huwa sunahri muka na gawa ne de

 

[Ayyan786ayyan]

Re: سیاست عمران کے بس کی بات نہیں

jo banda deisel ko gali dega wo sedha jannat jaye ga.... ye mera fatwa hai;)

diesal haramdaaaaaaaaaaa lol

 

[Akhtarriaz]

Kis Country ka yeh bhi tu bata dain mulana saheb.............. Israil kaisa rahay ga app ko soot bhi karay ga. Go to Hell B*****D. @#%%%>>>+@#%% iss ka samajtay ho??? jiss din samaj jaoo gay PrimeMinister ban jaoo gay lol.

 

[delta_paki]

This post made my day....couldn't stop laughing at imagining him as our PM!!! [hilar][hilar][hilar]

 

[Xiggs]

Re: Joke of the Day from Munafiq-e-Aazam of Pakistan !! Allah jahil aur mufad parast jaali ulema say Pakistan ko bachay

IK could not prevent his wife running away with JEW guy!

jese maryam nawaz ka kaam captain safdar ne utar dia tha? baad mai jaldi mai shadi kerni pari.

aur jese abhi kuch din pehle maryam ne ahsan iqbal se nain'mattakkay kiye thay..huh huh huh?? :P

nawaz se bolo apni beti ko lagam de...beti nahi sambhal payega to mulk kia khak chalayega.