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EniGma90

Minister (2k+ posts)
Q: What do u call a woman in heaven?
A: An Angel.
Q: A crowd of woman in heaven? A: A host of Angels.
Q: And all woman in heaven?
A: PEACE ON EARTH!
 

EniGma90

Minister (2k+ posts)
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
 

Sohraab

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
ji mera matlab kya matlab hua.......dawaa bole to?..........

medicine jo beemairion ke ilaaj ke liye di jati hai , kuch beemairan zehni bhi hoti hain , aur aik beemari to aisi bhi hai jis ka ilaaj hakeem luqman ke pass bhi nahi tha
 

Mehrushka

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
medicine jo beemairion ke ilaaj ke liye di jati hai , kuch beemairan zehni bhi hoti hain , aur aik beemari to aisi bhi hai jis ka ilaaj hakeem luqman ke pass bhi nahi tha

plz ap apne tunz waghera kisi aur thread pe bhi ker saktein hain,dont ruin my thread.
 

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