ایک اور حقیقی واقعہ
منٹریال میں سکول میں ایک بنگالی بھائی سے دوستی ہوئی - کچھ دنوں کے بعد ہم دونوں کو ایک فلم دیکھنے شوق پیدا ہوا - میں اسکے گھر پہنچا تاکہ دونوں ساتھ چلیں -
اسکے اپاتمنٹ پر دستک دیا اور انتظار میں کھڑا ہوگیا - ایک بہت ہی خوبصورت حسینہ جسکی عمر غالبا سترہ اٹھارہ رہی ھوگی ، دروازہ کھولا. میں پلٹے پاؤں لوٹا تو اسنے روک دیا اور کچھ یہ باتیں ہوئیں
Michelle: hi, are you here to see Mujeeb?
Me: Yes, but I thought he lived alone
She: Yes he does. I am his new girlfriend and I am here to go to see The Jaws with you guys.
I entered the 1 bedroom apartment and sat down across from her while Mujeeb was in shower.
She: Do you know Mujeeb well?
Me: No, we are countrymen but I just met him 3 months ago in school
She: Oh. I thought may be you know him from Dacca. He comes from a very rich family
Me: Oh? I thought he was from Comilla district and a farmer family, barely surviving
She: NOOOOOOOO are you kidding? His family is like a raja of India, lives in a mansion and has 12 servants. Want to see pic of his mansion?
She pulls out a small black n white photo and hands it over to me
She: See? I am so lucky. I hope he marries me. Would love to have 12 servants and a large mansion. He is the only son to his parents.
Me: (smiling) yes you would be very happy there.
Mujeeb entered the living room and grasped the situation.
He: Michelle! I told you not to show the photo to anyone. I don't like to show off
Michelle now tucks the photo away in her purse.
She: Ok, let me freshen up then we will go to the movie.
She steps into the bathroom
Me: MUJEEEEEB!!! What the ****? How can you be so stupid? You are bluffing her just for sex.
He: Bhai, how else she would have sex with me? Anyway, please don’t tell her.
So, laughing Gazoo, happy Michelle, and embarrassed Mujeeb went to see The Jaws
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That idiot sucker showed her a photo of
Dacca High Court
