Pakistani Socity - Excuses, excuses

LeftBrain

MPA (400+ posts)
Excuses, excuses
Here is a brief knee-jerk guide to fend off lies about Pakistani society becoming intolerant, delusional and paranoid. It was prepared and inspired by hours of TV-watching and passionate middle-class drawing-room navel gazing.

In case of a suicide attack in a mosque or a shrine (in Punjab), just utter the following two words: Black water and America. In case of a similar suicide attack in Karachi, just say: MQM!

When fanatics of a majority Muslim sect attack a minority Muslim sect, exhibit concern and anger. Then go out and burn an Israeli flag.

When fanatics attack people of other minorities (Christians, Hindus, Ahmadis, etc.), dont say anything. Start discussing the weather instead. I say, fellow Muslim brother, very hot these days. Yes, fellow Muslim sister, very hot indeed. Care for some halal nimbu-paani?

Bellow Alhamdulillah if a fellow Muslim echoes your own point of view on faith. But yell blasphemy if a fellow Muslim dares to exhibit a different point of view. Shout him down and out, calling him misguided, or worse, an infidel. Then call this discourse a healthy debate on religion.

When a suicide attack takes place in Punjab, explain it as a conspiracy by forces who want a military operation against militants in southern Punjab. Offer dialogue and talks as a solution. And the removal of Zaradri.

Explain all economic, social and political problems being faced by Pakistan as Gods wrath. Say all this is taking place because we have stopped following our true faith. Add to this the presence of an obvious plot against Pakistan and Islam by America, Israel, India, Britain, Netherlands and Chili. Offer the banning of Facebook and Google as a solution. And the removal of Zaradri.

Whenever there are rumours of a military coup, pray they are true. Explain that democracy and secularism are deeply flawed and have destroyed the world. Totalitarian monarchies with entrenched security and bureaucracies are much better and in line with our Arab origins. Please do not compare us to Indians. We have nothing in common with them (except our DNA, culture, cuisine, language, music and geography).

When confronted by the scepter of vicious sectarian organisations running wild, deny their existence because you have banned them. Say that they are nothing but figments of the imagination of liberal fascists. Say you are the real liberals; members of civil society imbued with socialist values. Declare that your ability to engage in massive socialising (through Facebook) makes you socialist in the true sense of the word; and that lately you have also dabbled in Marxism at cafes (where you blow off half a months average national salary on lattes and cappuccinos) whilst constructing your neo- Marxism around the tacit acceptance of the Talibans superior Arab cultural identity. Proudly announce, We salute Abul Ala Marx, Lenin Bin Laden, and Mulla Mao!

These are difficult times for civil society. While the tyrannical coalition government of PPP, ANP and MQM is destroying the country with a so-called progressive agenda (another Zionist conspiracy) that involves legislation about womens rights and the enfranchisement and autonomy of minority provinces, our brave lower adjudicators are fighting a Herculean battle to free the champions of our true Arab identity: Hafiz Saeed, Maulana Aziz and Masood Azhar.

Always remember, while our existential adversary India is investing billions of dollars in Afghanistans infrastructure and municipal training, we are using our billions (that we dont have) to create the ultimate strategic depth in Afghanistan: i.e. fattening macho Islamist bravados who will eventually recreate the Islamic caliphate that made Afghanistan the model of peace and prosperity from 1996 to 2001.

Whenever there is a terrorist attack in Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, blame it on ANPs nationalism. Insist that the Taliban are the real expression of nationalism. They have done their best to cleanse the province from pagan influence. The Taliban are a legitimate resistance movement against the occupation of the United Emirates of Pakhtunkhwa by ANP. The only genuine Pathans are Imran Khan and Hamid Gul. Offer the enforcement of Sharia there as a solution. And the removal of Zaradri.
 

mrcritic

Minister (2k+ posts)
Quote: The World Suffers A Lot, Not Because Of The Violence Of Bad People But Because Of The Silence Of Good People
 

GeoG

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
LeftBrain

Add another Knee-Jerk point
This is not your writing and style
We had the pleasure of reading you and as your name truely suggest, you came to world without any brain.

Add MQM colluding with Zionist Hindus to create New Threads, in your post.

post created at 11:52, praised by a Hindu 11:57 who cameonline at 11:56, sounds very fishy.
 
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Ammar isb

Councller (250+ posts)
@ Left Brain! Excellent write-up one the main reason why we have suffered more in this war is due to the Apologists who gleefully lie and toy with sentiments of the people. It is vital that such elements are confronted by those who realize that Taliban and Al-Qaeda are a threat to the survival of Pakistan
@ GeoG dude you need help!
 

Star Gazer

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Excuses, excuses
Here is a brief knee-jerk guide to fend off ‘lies’ about Pakistani society becoming intolerant, delusional and paranoid. It was prepared and inspired by hours of TV-watching and passionate middle-class drawing-room navel gazing.

In case of a suicide attack in a mosque or a shrine (in Punjab), just utter the following two words: “Black water and America.” In case of a similar suicide attack in Karachi, just say: “MQM!”

When fanatics of a majority Muslim sect attack a minority Muslim sect, exhibit concern and anger. Then go out and burn an Israeli flag.

When fanatics attack people of other minorities (Christians, Hindus, Ahmadis, etc.), don’t say anything. Start discussing the weather instead. “I say, fellow Muslim brother, very hot these days. Yes, fellow Muslim sister, very hot indeed. Care for some halal nimbu-paani?”

Bellow ‘Alhamdulillah’ if a fellow Muslim echoes your own point of view on faith. But yell ‘blasphemy’ if a fellow Muslim dares to exhibit a different point of view. Shout him down and out, calling him ‘misguided,’ or worse, an ‘infidel.’ Then call this discourse ‘a healthy debate on religion.’

When a suicide attack takes place in Punjab, explain it as a conspiracy by forces who want a military operation against militants in southern Punjab. Offer ‘dialogue’ and ‘talks’ as a solution. And the removal of Zaradri.

Explain all economic, social and political problems being faced by Pakistan as ‘God’s wrath’. Say all this is taking place because we have stopped following our true faith. Add to this the presence of an obvious plot against Pakistan and Islam by America, Israel, India, Britain, Netherlands and Chili. Offer the banning of Facebook and Google as a solution. And the removal of Zaradri.

Whenever there are rumours of a military coup, pray they are true. Explain that democracy and secularism are deeply flawed and have destroyed the world. Totalitarian monarchies with entrenched security and bureaucracies are much better and in line with our Arab origins. Please do not compare us to Indians. We have nothing in common with them (except our DNA, culture, cuisine, language, music and geography).

When confronted by the scepter of vicious sectarian organisations running wild, deny their existence because you have banned them. Say that they are nothing but figments of the imagination of liberal fascists. Say you are the real liberals; members of civil society imbued with socialist values. Declare that your ability to engage in massive socialising (through Facebook) makes you socialist in the true sense of the word; and that lately you have also dabbled in Marxism at cafes (where you blow off half a month’s average national salary on lattes and cappuccinos) whilst constructing your neo- Marxism around the tacit acceptance of the Taliban’s superior Arab cultural identity. Proudly announce, “We salute Abul Ala Marx, Lenin Bin Laden, and Mulla Mao!”

These are difficult times for civil society. While the tyrannical coalition government of PPP, ANP and MQM is destroying the country with a so-called ‘progressive agenda’ (another Zionist conspiracy) that involves legislation about women’s rights and the enfranchisement and autonomy of minority provinces, our brave lower adjudicators are fighting a Herculean battle to free the champions of our true Arab identity: Hafiz Saeed, Maulana Aziz and Masood Azhar.

Always remember, while our existential adversary India is investing billions of dollars in Afghanistan’s infrastructure and municipal training, we are using our billions (that we don’t have) to create the ultimate strategic depth in Afghanistan: i.e. fattening macho Islamist bravados who will eventually recreate the Islamic caliphate that made Afghanistan the model of peace and prosperity from 1996 to 2001.

Whenever there is a terrorist attack in Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, blame it on ANP’s nationalism. Insist that the Taliban are the real expression of nationalism. They have done their best to cleanse the province from pagan influence. The Taliban are a legitimate resistance movement against the occupation of the United Emirates of Pakhtunkhwa by ANP. The only genuine Pathans are Imran Khan and Hamid Gul. Offer the enforcement of Sharia there as a solution. And the removal of Zaradri.

shoddiest reasearch this side of the Hitler diaries. Goeg is right on spot, this is not your writing,stop plagiarising, and all those people who are applauding other than the indians for they are only waiting in the shadows to show how desperate they are for peace, don't just read the few lines which are written in favor of mqm, read the whole article and also note the timing of the article, is this what we need right now or some people are simply calous?
 

Star Gazer

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
@ Left Brain! Excellent write-up one the main reason why we have suffered more in this war is due to the Apologists who gleefully lie and toy with sentiments of the people. It is vital that such elements are confronted by those who realize that Taliban and Al-Qaeda are a threat to the survival of Pakistan
@ GeoG dude you need help!

the minimising attitude that your writtings reflect speaks volumes of the underlying currents of thought. Frankly we all need help and so do you dude! more so for being biased.
 

LeftBrain

MPA (400+ posts)
Ya Ahmaqeen-e-forum, ya jahileen-e-uzzam

dont try to be over smart by posting non sense if you have nothing to say. Truth hurts, and it is apparent from your sense less and point less replies.

I dont think you guys need any help, or can do any thing with help. You are beyond it.
 

Ammar isb

Councller (250+ posts)
Star Gazer! Please offer any answers to the questions raised in the post try logic for once may I suggest?
How on earth do you find the nerve of supporting elements such as Taliban and Al-Qaeda who are responsible for the ongoing turmoil in Pakistan?
 

GeoG

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Star Gazer! Please offer any answers to the questions raised in the post try logic for once may I suggest?
How on earth do you find the nerve of supporting elements such as Taliban and Al-Qaeda who are responsible for the ongoing turmoil in Pakistan?

I suppose you have seen a doctor yesterday that your post today has a mellow tone.
Who is supporting Taliban and Al-Qaida elements, we agree that they are partly responsible for the current turmoil but blame also goes to MQM and other political parties who create a vacuum to make space for these kind of elements in our society.

We know LeftBrain, what and who he writes, you better read his posts again and we can a debate on him and Taliban issue, please do Define Taliban before we start.
In the meantime please don't forget today's dose.
 

LeftBrain

MPA (400+ posts)
this is the problem of people with no mental abilities. they can not discuss issues, they rather try to dis-respect the debator. rather then countering points raised in the discussion, they start attacking the one who is saying them.

if you have nothing to say, please dont say any thing.
 

Zionist Hindu

Senator (1k+ posts)
this is the problem of people with no mental abilities. they can not discuss issues, they rather try to dis-respect the debator. rather then countering points raised in the discussion, they start attacking the one who is saying them.

if you have nothing to say, please dont say any thing.

Sorry mate because of my approval, now people think that you are Zionist agent.... I will post anti left brain comment next time so that people will think you are true Pakistani.
Typical pakistani thinking, person who says:
Pakistan needs to improve=Idiot
India Zindabad= Traitor
India murdabat= True patriotic Pakistani.
 

LeftBrain

MPA (400+ posts)
Sorry mate because of my approval, now people think that you are Zionist agent.... I will post anti left brain comment next time so that people will think you are true Pakistani.
Typical pakistani thinking, person who says:
Pakistan needs to improve=Idiot
India Zindabad= Traitor
India murdabat= True patriotic Pakistani.
I dont need your help mate, nor I need any certificate for my Pakistaniyat from any body.
Ahmaq wll always remain ahmaq, cant help them
 

Ammar isb

Councller (250+ posts)
This is where we go wrong the Taliban and Al-Qaeda are solely responsible for this mayhem. Contrary to what you have suggested the elected leadership has taken a bold stance on the war against terror and launched successful operation. There is no leadership vacuum the systems are in place though they are not perfect but democracy is consolidating its roots in Pakistan