gazoomartian
Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
arey nahi janab, sir e khum tasleem, hum maujoud hain, aap kisi bhi baat ka bura mut manaiyey gaa, kiyunkey hamara maqsad kisi ki bhi dil azari karna nahi hai, aur aap to hamari "BAHAN" hain, aap key liyey to hum apni gardan katwa dein dein gey, magar aap ki paishani per khum nahi aaney dein gay.
JUST FYI
If you are addressing a female, its JANABA :)