دنیا ختم ہونے میں ایک مہینہ باقی - Are you ready?

[tariisb]

Aap to bahut hi bholy ho!.....yehi khwateen to hongi wahan hoorein? Ab inko adjust bhi to kanin karna hay na?(bigsmile)

jo yahan ki re-condtion wali hon gi , in say , safaai , cooking aur masaaj karwaya ja sakta hay , farigh tou nahin rakh sakta naa , :lol:

 

[nuzhatghazali]

Yani main ab new car na loon? aisay he paisay zaya ho jayein gain na:)

Jo paisay jma kiyay hain woh aik mheenay main ura dain december ka maheena to khurch krnay walay hay jma krnay wala naheen bht ziyada log december main bankcrupt hotay hain , agr zindagi rhi to jan say phir jma krna shroo kr dain
good advise.:P

 

[aamir_uetn]

دنیا ختم ہونے میں ایک مہینہ باقی ؟؟؟؟ اور جو یقین کریں ، ان کی شرمندگی اور خجالت کا میلہ لگنے میں بھی اتنا ہی وقت باقی ہے


شائقین کو جوتوں سمیت شرکت کی بھرپور دعوت ہے ، ​

[hilar] bohat khoob (clap)

 

[Saboo]

jo yahan ki re-condtion wali hon gi , in say , safaai , cooking aur masaaj karwaya ja sakta hay , farigh tou nahin rakh sakta naa , :lol:

Aur aap bhi to re-condition hon gay na!(bigsmile)

 

[aamir_uetn]

Aap to bahut hi bholy ho!.....yehi khwateen to hongi wahan hoorein? Ab inko adjust bhi to kanin karna hay na?(bigsmile)

na jee naa jannat mein koi tension wali cheez nai ho gi, hooren wo hain jinhen na kabhi kisi ne dekha, na suna aur na he socha, yani tasawwur bhi wahan tak nai puhnch sakta ;)

 

[nuzhatghazali]

top ten ?????? aik bhi pori hojayay to boht hay ....... i can only get the list in this short period of time.

 

[Saboo]

na jee naa jannat mein koi tension wali cheez nai ho gi, hooren wo hain jinhen na kabhi kisi ne dekha, na suna aur na he socha, yani tasawwur bhi wahan tak nai puhnch sakta ;)

Aap to phir yaqeenan aik na-mehram thehray!.....jao apna kaam karo!(bigsmile)
(bigsmile)

 

[Saboo]

top ten ?????? aik bhi pori hojayay to boht hay ....... i can only get the list in this short period of time.

[hilar] Aap ki sust ravi ki yeh halat hay to aapki 'list' ban jana bhi ghaneemat hoga![hilar]

 

[Nawazish]

Guys obviously I do not blieve in this Bull crap....created this thread in a lighter mood...so just chill and enjoy the comments and DO NOT DISLIKE my thread :)

 

[desicad]

dont spread rumors , I am scared.

when you know its rumour......why scared?.......

 

[tariisb]

Aur aap bhi to re-condition hon gay na!(bigsmile)

ji nahin , hum wahan new-shape main hon gay , re-condition tou nahin , ab agar wahan bhi , yahan wali milay tou , janat ka maza tou na hoa naa :(

 

[Irobot]

Scare na hon balkeh tayaari karein!...Abi to pura maheena parra hay!(bigsmile)

Ap puray mehinay ki baat kartay ho. Aglay lamhay ka pata nahi.
Jo mar jata hian us ka liya ya dunya tabbah hi samjoo.
Aur moot ka koi pata nahi kis waqat aa jay.

 

[nuzhatghazali]

Its all bakwas. Agar quran aur hadees phari ho tu phir pata chalay ga ke end of world kab hoga. End of world se pehlay sab se bhari nishani dajjal ka zahoor hoga aur wo 40days tak rahay ga. bhaio apna iman mazbot karo. Quran aur hadees pharo. Yaqqen mano hum log khasaray mein hai andheray mein hai hamay kuch nahe pata quran aur hadees ki sahi talimaat ke baray mein. Apni akhirat ki bhi fikar karo before its too late. Hamari zindagi us 3hrs ke paper exam ki tarah hai ke jiss mein jo likh saktay hai likh le.3hrs khatam to phir paper check hoga aur jo fail wo jahannum aur jo paas wo jannat. Bhaio ye waqt phir nahe milay ga, think where is your heading towards? Have you done enough to please Allah from hereafter? Think

lekin dajjal k anay say bht pehlay adhi duniya zalzaloon or salab say khutm ho gi , yeh science aor geographical donon ki prediction hay dr is bat k hay , mrnay say dr naheen lugta sisuk sisuk kr mrnay say dr lagta hay .

 

[aamir_uetn]

Aap to phir yaqeenan aik na-mehram thehray!.....jao apna kaam karo!(bigsmile)
(bigsmile)

aik wohi to jaga hai, jahan na mehram ka chakkar he koi nai, jahan marzi ghoomo phiray jisay marzi taaro beth k jiske sath marzi ghoomo phiro, no tension, na koi sandal dikhaye gi na koi yeh kahay gi "tumharey ghar maa behan nahi hai ??" aaaaah kya zmana ho ga

 

[desicad]

jo sari zindagi main na howa woh aik maheenay main kiya hoga ............. kiya ham imran khan ko wazeer -e-azum bna naheen daikhain gay?

woh to waisey bhi nahi hona...........woh fikr chor hi dein.........

 

[Saboo]

Guys obviously I do not blieve in this Bull crap....created this thread in a lighter mood...so just chill and enjoy the comments and DO NOT DISLIKE my thread :)

Sorry I disliked it in a lighter mood![hilar]....I hope you dont mind!

 

[Saboo]

ji nahin , hum wahan new-shape main hon gay , re-condition tou nahin , ab agar wahan bhi , yahan wali milay tou , janat ka maza tou na hoa naa :(

Hum ko maaloom hay janat ki haqeeqat lekin............Dil kay behlanay ko tariisb yeh khial achha hay!(bigsmile)

 

[Irobot]

اگر یہ سب سچ ہو تو اپ اس ایک مہینے میں کیا کیا کریں گے۔
سچ سچ بتانا۔​

 

[tariisb]

Hum ko maaloom hay janat ki haqeeqat lekin............Dil kay behlanay ko tariisb yeh khial achha hay!(bigsmile)

nashay ki halat main aana mana hay (if ghalib) , behlana hi behtar hay , daranay main kya rakha hay ? (bigsmile)

 

[nuzhatghazali]

woh to waisey bhi nahi hona...........woh fikr chor hi dein.........

Agr main chalenge qabool kr loon to ho kr rhay ga .